Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 20, 2013 4:31:42 GMT -8
You do. Ever seen Reign of Fire? Well, you're a Helicopter pilot in that world now, and the land apart? Iceland. Your second flight, the tail section get's eaten by a dragon, the cockpit gets set on fire, and you crash into Eyjafjallajokull, which is mid-eruption.
I wish I had more of the Cadbury's Marvelous jelly popping candy shells chocolate.
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 20, 2013 7:02:48 GMT -8
You do have more. So much more, in fact, that your house is filled to bursting with them. And, you're in the middle. The only way to leave? Eat your way out. Good luck.
I wish I lived in Dinotopia.
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Whill Shaman Dažbog
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Post by Whill Shaman Dažbog on May 20, 2013 8:57:18 GMT -8
Granted. You are transported to the mysterious island of Dinotopia. But it turns out that someone else joins you on your journey. Cassel Lockpick latches on to you are you are teleported, right in front of a T-Rex. He then talks the T-Rex into a rage, he says by accident, and you get eaten because of the little bastard's stupidity. He somehow escapes, but the Whills later ban him. Everyone wins.
I wish that people did not know me as the God of Coffee, but rather the Slavic God of the Sun, and of Gift-Giving.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2013 9:06:46 GMT -8
You are no longer known as the God of Coffee... But you are confused with THIS GUYI wish i wish, to use this rhyme... to go back hom until next time |
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Whill Shaman Dažbog
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Post by Whill Shaman Dažbog on May 20, 2013 9:13:45 GMT -8
Granted, but because of the original typing mistake that I was able to see, you are sent hom, or HOM rather. An acronym for House of Maniacs. And unfortunately the next time will not come about until another one hundred years, because the House of Maniacs existed prior to the first time, so you have time to make up for. What also sucks is that one of the residents of the house's name is Big Earl...and he's crazier than the rest.
I wish that I could touch people and turn them into Church's fried chicken, not including myself.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2013 9:18:53 GMT -8
Granted... Unfortunately the next time you go to have intercourse... You end up doing the nasty with your part trapped in concrete when penetration occurs as your "partner" turns into the building that sells the chicken
I wish i could format on the Proboards iPad app
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Whill Shaman Dažbog
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Post by Whill Shaman Dažbog on May 20, 2013 9:28:21 GMT -8
....I don't get it, but oh well. Oh....edited it....m'kay?
You format the app, but everyone else who was having the same problem finds out your accomplishment and hunt you down, until you end up in a windmill and they burn it down around you...just like Frankenstein.
I wish that whenever I smiled a kitten died. Or does that already happen?
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2013 9:34:28 GMT -8
Your smile kills kittens. Unfortunately, the power if the Whills is directly related to the number of kittens remaining on the planet. Good luck doing anything ever again.
I wish my Kindle wasn't dying.
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Cassel Lockpick
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Post by Cassel Lockpick on May 20, 2013 10:43:17 GMT -8
Your kindle lives. In fact, it becomes sentient, and begins taking over the planet by using the internet connection that you connected it to. It hacks through military network firewalls and overrides safety protocols, launching missiles across the world at every country in the world. Everyone dies.....Except your kindle.
I wish someone would post in Dressel, or someone to respond to my JvS RP thread....
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 20, 2013 11:34:56 GMT -8
Someone does. Unfortunately, it's a Google SpamBot. It, your thread, and even you are deleted for associating with said bot; in the hopes that this will instill fear in all other bots.
I wish for a Cloak of Invisibility.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2013 11:38:22 GMT -8
You have a Cloak of Invisibility. It only works when no one is looking.
I wish the dust storm would go away.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 20, 2013 11:46:18 GMT -8
The dust storm goes away when a Tsunami adds enough humidity to turn the dust to mud. It also floods everything. Ev. Er. Y. Thing.
I wish I could find a picture of Chris Pine with long hair.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on May 21, 2013 5:25:37 GMT -8
You do and... OH MY GOD, MY EYES ARE MELTING...
I wish that I could have seen that coming.
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 21, 2013 8:06:25 GMT -8
You saw it coming. Unfortunately, you only saw it coming a split second ahead of time, in a manner consistent with Spider-Sense. Since you don't have the reflexes to make good on such a sense, it doesn't really help you much.
I wish I was the world's most famous movie star.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on May 21, 2013 8:09:33 GMT -8
Boo... oh... those are your knees. How freudian of me...
Well, you get it - until they realize how easily it is to be betrayed by knees.
I wish never to be fooled by knees again.
Knees...
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 21, 2013 8:10:09 GMT -8
You aren't fooled by knees any longer. Instead, you're fooled by everything else.
I wish I liked brussell sprouts.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on May 21, 2013 8:11:56 GMT -8
Ha. Haha
Beat you.
Wish granted. You eat nothing bu sprouts for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be as quick as I was back there..
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 21, 2013 9:09:09 GMT -8
You are, but never when it counts. For example, spotting fake boobs rather than actually corrupting the wish that was wished.  I wish my cell phone's battery lasted forever. |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2013 9:24:52 GMT -8
It does last forever. But since entropy absolutely cannot be shortchanged, forever ends up being about 8 hours. Thanks for that.
I wish we didn't have an 8 hour drive tomorrow.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 21, 2013 13:15:40 GMT -8
You no longer have an 8 hour drive tomorrow, instead it is an 8 day drive.
I wish the Xbox One could just be scrapped and started off fresh.
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