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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2013 11:40:03 GMT -8
The Xbox One is scrapped and started off fresh however the new Xbox when launched becomes self aware and activates all the nuclear warheads in the world and brings about Armageddon.
I wish I had three wishes.
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Adelle Bastiel
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Right or wrong? I can hardly tell. I'm on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell.
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Post by Adelle Bastiel on May 22, 2013 11:43:38 GMT -8
You get three wishes but all those wishes become 200% more corruptible than before.
I wish I had better internet.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2013 11:47:00 GMT -8
You are granted better internet but in exchange are permanently prevented from accessing or obtaining any device with internet capability and any previous device you had that enabled you internet access mysteriously disappears.
I wish I could spell.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 24, 2013 14:19:14 GMT -8
You can spell but alas it is only in ancient Mesopotamian so although he help people understand an ancient language like a sir, to bad only a handful actually understand a handful of it.
I wish I didnt have to go to my brothers dance.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 24, 2013 14:23:19 GMT -8
You don't but only because you've got a 20 hour shift at work as a stamp-licker that you can't get off of. The worse thing is you know that next week, they're getting a machine that does the job, meaning you're being made redundant.
I wish I wish I could catch that fish
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 24, 2013 18:57:25 GMT -8
You can catch that fish but by fish I mean a woman. You get old together and die but that is the happy part, the sad part is where your soul is slowly sucked out by the woman.
I wish that I was Dav
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Gukky
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I remember... The Major.
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Post by Gukky on May 24, 2013 20:32:13 GMT -8
You quickly discover the pains of being him - the Mandalorians, the women and the fact that he never learnt to knot a tie. It sucks worse than your life. The worst part is: the body swapping procedure doesn't quite go right. The body quickly degenerates and dies - with you inside.
Well, that escalated quickly.
I wish I could go back to the time when I didn't speak in memes.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 25, 2013 9:00:41 GMT -8
Granted you go back to a land before time and you inhabit little foot. Good job you jest created the first meme before the dawn of humanity. I wish that I knew how bad I could possibly be |
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Y'kkara Gali
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Post by Y'kkara Gali on May 30, 2013 6:41:25 GMT -8
You get your wish and realize that you're as bad as a fluffy declawed kitten.
I wish I never had to sleep again.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2013 20:43:29 GMT -8
You never have to sleep again. You have an abundance of energy, so sleep is entirely unnecessary. This energy will last for, oh, 6 hours or so before your heart can't take any more and goes kaboom.
I wish I had a few more books to read.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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If blood is the currency of life, then what's its tax collection service?
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on May 30, 2013 21:12:59 GMT -8
Granted, but all your new books are different editions of 50 Shades of Gray, including the large print version.
I wish I could successfully use a flamethrower without causing any harm to myself.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2013 21:42:44 GMT -8
You now have a flamethrower that will do no harm to you at all, in any way, shape or form. This is great, unless you consider the fact that it only throws about 2 inches of fire out, and is often confused with a novelty lighter.
I wish for a fish.
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Y'kkara Gali
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Post by Y'kkara Gali on May 31, 2013 4:51:56 GMT -8
You get a babelfish, which you insert into your ear, translating every language into your brain. As a result you can hear all the neighborhood dogs plotting your demise and spend the rest of your days in fear of walking out the front door.
I wish i had an ipad.
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on May 31, 2013 7:02:40 GMT -8
You have an ipad. Unfortunately, it's an ipad. You use Apple maps and wind up in the middle of a lake, in your car, with the doors sealed shut by large rocks and no way to break the glass as the water slowly seeps in.
I wish I had a talking Tyrannosaurus who was my friend...and wasn't Barney.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2013 12:25:33 GMT -8
You have a talking Tyrannosaurus unfortunately it speaks in fluent Dinosaur so you have no hope of understanding it and furthermore the word "friend" is a Human creation of which the likes a predator does not understand and sadly mistakes you for lunch. Much more, to everyone's horror Spielburg is inspired by these events to create yet another terrible Jurassic park film.
I wish George Lucas wasn't a fickle money grabbing idiot and hadn't created JarJar Binks and terrible dialogue in Attack of the Clones so the prequel trilogies are actually as good as the original films.
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Amelia Vasha-Horica
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Post by Amelia Vasha-Horica on Jun 3, 2013 14:11:28 GMT -8
You find yourself as your most hated nemesis...jar jar binks. As jar jar binks you find yourself yet in more then one prequel thus intensifying your berrated disgust for the character you now are.
Wishes she had the strength of the greatest sith alive in order to stay awake during this 24 hour duty.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on Jun 8, 2013 13:46:32 GMT -8
You do. Sadly, it does absolute murder to your beauty of both mind and body. Saying that Palpatine looked better at the time of his death is not only a gross understatement, but scientifically-validated fact.
I wish people kept playing this game.
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 8, 2013 14:01:03 GMT -8
Granted. People play the Corrupt a Wish game, the problem is they don't stop. No one ever leaves their computers. Soon the whole world is sucked into the craze that is Corrupt a Wish, including yourself. Because of either the unwillingness or perhaps the inability too leave their computers, everyone in the world starves, including you.
I wish...that I could home...>.>
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Devlin Dewe
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Post by Devlin Dewe on Jun 8, 2013 16:07:00 GMT -8
You can go home; but first you must realize that the ruby slippers you wear are the way home...unfortunately, to do that, you need to befriend a scarecrow, a tin man, and lion. Plus outwit a wizard and defeat a witch. After all that, however, you may not return home because you like it in Oz too much.
I wish that summer was warmer here...but not too hot.
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Post by The Shepherd on Jun 8, 2013 20:54:06 GMT -8
Congratulations, summer hits the perfect temperature for your personal desires. Unfortunately, the rest of the weather follows suit. Before long, seasons as we know them are barely perceptible. The planet is trapped in a perpetual early-summer mode. Only a select number of crops will EVER be in season anymore, to say nothing of the tears of children everywhere flowing when they realize Frosty the Snowman and Santa Claus just became outdated relics thanks to your personal wish of a warmer summer. Jerk.
I wish I knew how to make art.
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