Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Jun 10, 2013 5:01:38 GMT -8
Granted, you know how to make art but it is the strange and weird "modern art" which is slated by all and bought by none.
I wish more people knew the updated fleet rules of the site.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 10, 2013 7:58:05 GMT -8
Granted. 2.0 degenerates into a WW1 trench war, with spec'ed out munchkins with triple-hulled Paellons on either side.
I wish there were no rigid rules.
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Y'kkara Gali
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Post by Y'kkara Gali on Jun 11, 2013 8:55:28 GMT -8
You get your wish, the rigid rules all disappear, but so do all the rules in general. Chaos sets in, planets are taken by munchkins on an hourly basis, armies of Jedi Ewoks run amok everywhere, Coruscant is orbited by 27 different Death Stars, all loyal to different factions, each threatening to destroy the planet if everyone else doesn't surrender (not taking into account that that many large gravitic bodies orbiting a planet that size would likely pull the planet apart), and every character is covered from head-to-toe in cortosis - and still able to move as agilely and nimbly as if they were wearing nothing. Not to mention that everyone acquires 100+ Eclipses overnight. (Basically 1.0 reincarnated... Ah, the good old days...)
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 11, 2013 8:59:59 GMT -8
You can now breathe underwater. The only problem is that as soon as you leap into the water of the ocean, you turn into a fish and get eaten by a shark. Have fun breathing inside its stomach.
I wish that every classic comedian from the 80s and 90s era (Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, John Candy, etc...) was back in their prime, alive, super healthy, to show these younger people what true comedy is.
And they'd LOVE IT!
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 11, 2013 21:02:19 GMT -8
They do, but because you're a rebel, you begin to hate them and hate comedy in general. Eventually you are labeled a misanthrope.
I wish someone would kill me since I am not weak enough to kill myself.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 11, 2013 22:50:16 GMT -8
Wish granted. Your murderer euthanasises you with TV reruns.
I wish that I had mobile broadband installed in my head.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 11, 2013 23:41:52 GMT -8
Granted, but the encryption is horrid and the range extends throughout the nation. Your bandwidth is cut to ribbions by an army of freeloading perverts -all that power used to watch the kinkiest German horse porn imaginable, and that's not even half as bad as what is being watched in Japan.
I wish that all my thoughts would manifest upon Earth.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 11, 2013 23:47:09 GMT -8
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Major, you get your wish at the cost of making everyone indifferent to your opinions. Seen that, been there, got the T-shirt. Hipsters begin to despise Major hipsters.
I wish I had ring to rule all hipsters.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 11, 2013 23:57:39 GMT -8
Harsh.
You get your wish, all the hipsters bow before you. But, they are HIPSTERS. Roughly 25,000,000 people on Earth worship you, but the rest absolutely hate you. Once the fad passes, you will forever be the poster child of being a hipster. Madonna, and Lady Gaga are proud of you.
I wish I knew how to swim.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 12, 2013 2:36:41 GMT -8
You do and eager to try out your new skills, you throw yourself into the nearest canal/wharf/sewage plant. If you don't drown, you'll wish you had.
I wish for world peace and harmony.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 12, 2013 7:10:33 GMT -8
You've got it. However, the only thing that was holding back humanity from that goal was you. We had to kill you to achieve it. Now you have a statue in Central Park commemorating your sacrifice.
I wish my Gengar doll would eat my Kirby doll.
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Post by Alkor Centaris on Jun 12, 2013 7:18:50 GMT -8
That's some kinky stuff.
Granted. Your dolls now have anatomically correct genitalia, and they do their thing amicably.
I wish I were normal.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2013 7:21:27 GMT -8
You get your wish. The world is a sadder place for it.
I wish I had something better to do right now than trolling JvS.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 12, 2013 7:27:22 GMT -8
Granted, but what you're busy with is trying to survive against a real life incarnation of Diva. Somehow she's crossed over, and we're all fucked. Fortunately, you and Gertrude can fight and die together.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Post by Alkor Centaris on Jun 12, 2013 7:31:10 GMT -8
That counts. You now know what to wish for, and we're all fucked.
I wish I had a means of teleportation.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 12, 2013 15:00:12 GMT -8
You can now teleport good job! Too bad that you can only move all of your molecules a few millimeters to either side.
I wish I had a form of advanced electromagnetism that could be used as a super power
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 12, 2013 15:34:46 GMT -8
Greetings Magneto, and welcome to the world of mutants! But because of the misunderstood nature of mutants, you are hunted down and dissected by the government. Pictures later arise of your body, much like the gray aliens from Roswell, New Mexico. The world no longer knows if you are real or fake....but they lean towards "Meh. Who cares?"
I wish that I was the pinnacle of health in humanity. >.>
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 12, 2013 16:45:38 GMT -8
Granted. Doesn't it feel great as all Hell? Unfortunately, it goes to your head. You become an egomaniac: you star in dvds, are the guest star of shows like "The View," and a bunch of fake yesmen flutter around your magnificence. Eventually you become an asshole, and all you value is attention.
I wish we'd make colonies on other planets a reality.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 12, 2013 19:44:46 GMT -8
Granted. Every human being with a bit of intelligence leaves for a new future in the stars. The galatic civilization thrives while Earth suffers a serious brain-drain - leaving it a miserable backwater.
I'm feeling quite happy right now, so I don't wish for anything.
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Post by The Major on Jun 12, 2013 19:54:17 GMT -8
Granted. You feel such bliss and peace. However, since you wish for nothing, everything becomes nothing: a set of imaginary numbers. Welcome to limbo, where the landscape matches the color of your lab coat.
I wish the next person to post gets two wishes.
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