Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 12, 2013 19:57:32 GMT -8
Yess!
I wish I had a harem of women. Lovely ones. Young ones. All madly in love with me. And willing to share.
I wish whatever bad happens happens in my wish is neutralised.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 12, 2013 20:05:04 GMT -8
Granted, but they have every VD.
Granted, they are insta-cured. But then the government takes your women away before you can enjoy them. They want to find out how the cure came to be.
Again, I defer my wish to whomever comes next. I do not deserve it.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 13, 2013 6:37:54 GMT -8
I wish Major would wish for infinite wishes.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 13, 2013 6:42:28 GMT -8
Granted. The Fallanassi now has infinite wishes.
I say again:
the MAJOR has infinite wishes.
You think I'm bad? *shudders*
I wish that my roses didn't always blow up when I try to give them to my friends.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 6:44:13 GMT -8
They don't blow up, but only because you have no friends.
I wish for caffeine.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 13, 2013 7:40:20 GMT -8
Have caffeine. Your muscles shake, your bladder quivers. Your mind loses its brakes and you can't stop - not even if you wanted to. Your heart hammers away as your brain electrocutes the muscles slaved to it. You spasm, writhe and cramp. Your kidneys congest with crystals and your liver fails. Wild-eyed, you suffer clinical death from multiple organ failure.
Next time, cut your doses right.
I wish I could play an instrument.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 13, 2013 9:11:11 GMT -8
Granted. It's called a skinflute.
I wish Eralam could play an instrument.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 9:20:36 GMT -8
I can play an instrument. It as an instrument of death and destruction, known as the DL-44. Did I mention that there's an angry robot outside your door?
I wish for a pack of gum.
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Post by Devlin Dewe on Jun 13, 2013 9:42:53 GMT -8
You get a pack of gum. Unfortunately, this gum is from an alien world where gum is ...well, the closest thing we have would be wolves... so, you have a hungry, ravenous pack of gum. Good luck. Maybe you could break a few hotel mini-fridge bottles and duct tape them to your hands; but you'll still probably not live that long...sorry.
I wish I could control myself.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 13, 2013 10:43:20 GMT -8
You can control yourself, your new found control is astounding. You manage to master it to the point where you dont notice anything, hunger, sleep, the need to urinate. Nothing. To bad you need all of these things and you eventually die from thirst, starvation or lack of sleep.
I wish I had a computer again.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 13, 2013 10:43:23 GMT -8
Granted, you can control yourself. Nobody cares about anymore cause you're boring like this.
I wish I could know the truth behind Walt Disney.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2013 10:47:22 GMT -8
You know the truth. It's rather dull.
I wish my fucking pipe tobacco would get here. Marlboros taste like ass.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 13, 2013 12:09:50 GMT -8
Wish granted, but somehow someone screwed up and your tobacco is wet.
I wish Eralam gets a good shipment of tobacco, next time, probably a month from now.
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Post by Devlin Dewe on Jun 13, 2013 16:22:21 GMT -8
You can control yourself, your new found control is astounding. You manage to master it to the point where you dont notice anything, hunger, sleep, the need to urinate. Nothing. To bad you need all of these things and you eventually die from thirst, starvation or lack of sleep. I wish I had a computer again. Since Xeonon was skipped... You have a computer. It's Skynet's father. It unleashes a shock and awe campaign on the human race. Thanks a lot. Wish granted, but somehow someone screwed up and your tobacco is wet.
I wish Eralam gets a good shipment of tobacco, next time, probably a month from now. Eralam does get a good shipment of tobacco. A month from now. Well, it was a good shipment of tobacco...a month ago. Now it's stale and musty. I wish I was a reality TV star...but didn't have to have a fake tan or fake personality. |
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Post by The Major on Jun 13, 2013 16:53:18 GMT -8
Granted, but you're voted out by the fake members out of jealously. You inspire a cult following, but they are also Doctor Who fans.
I wish it would hurt any Doctor Who fan when they thought about Doctor Who.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 13, 2013 17:29:59 GMT -8
GGranted, you just killed off the majority of the site. To bad Dav who had been pretending to be a fan is still alive.
I wish my dog was young again
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 13, 2013 22:22:41 GMT -8
You die of for an acute does of cuteness poisoning. That is not a pretty way to go.
I wish I discovered a cure for cuteness.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 14, 2013 3:02:00 GMT -8
You do, you are the cure. You cure it with an antidote from your blood making the world ugly. But once everyone is ugly, no one is.
I wish I could just get a job and not worry about the education part
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 14, 2013 8:24:42 GMT -8
Its great - but every uneducated yokel also gets a job and you're stuck where you are now, once again.
I wish that work was unnecessary
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2013 8:29:22 GMT -8
It is unnecessary. Because you're dead.
I wish for a teapot.
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