The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 16:43:47 GMT -8
I'm surprised that took a month.
Do you have that disease where it's really slow for you to feel emotions?
Like that Kirigami guy in Battle Royale.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 16:45:19 GMT -8
Technically, almost two months.
I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt. Well, that backfired!
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 16:47:40 GMT -8
What if I am nice to you. Will that change your mind?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 16:48:31 GMT -8
It's a ruse. Don't trust her.
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 16:50:45 GMT -8
I swear. SCOUTS HONOUR!
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 16:51:43 GMT -8
Sailor? Girl? Cub? Which scout's honor?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 16:51:53 GMT -8
Look, the last time you swore to be nice I spent a week strapped to a gurney while you did "science."
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 17:02:06 GMT -8
Sailor? Girl? Cub? Which scout's honor? The most honorable of the bunch. |
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 17:02:59 GMT -8
You're Uranus, aren't you?!
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 17:03:40 GMT -8
Hitting on my lover during a fight?
Yup.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 20:50:18 GMT -8
Yes, that was my only implication...
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 21:42:33 GMT -8
Punching the ground and making an earthquake that causes a nexus of energy to obliterate enemies?
Sure. I love punching things. Have broken and bruised my hands so many times.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 22:15:33 GMT -8
Ah. I'm more of a kicker.
I wish I had metal feet.
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 22:19:32 GMT -8
You have got them, but now you're Eralam's cousin.
I wish Tess would tell me what the Hell she was trying to poke at before.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 12, 2014 15:03:27 GMT -8
Tess pokes you so hard in the stomach your organs rupture. She's about to tell you everything but your death gurgles are too loud and you don't hear a word.
I wish this wasn't so fun!
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Post by The Major on Mar 12, 2014 15:18:42 GMT -8
Granted, it's less fun. How, you ask? You've handed out copies of your autobiography.
Zing!
I wish for more stings.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 12, 2014 15:48:06 GMT -8
Sting, the frontman of The Police, comes along with all twenty seven of his clones fresh from the cloning factory. They then all begin dancing as one mecha K-Pop band.
I wish I had a taco.
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Post by The Major on Mar 12, 2014 16:04:22 GMT -8
You've got it. Shrimp from a street meat cart.
I wish Tess used tesla coils.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 12, 2014 16:05:19 GMT -8
Oh man, me too!
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Post by The Major on Mar 12, 2014 16:21:09 GMT -8
Where's your wish?
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