Vasari
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Post by Vasari on Jul 10, 2020 10:52:44 GMT -8
*looks at Havok and puts her index fingers on each side of his forehead* You know that fleshy thing in your mouth that you wag at people occassionally... bite down on that... *then she sends several waves of electrical current into his brain*
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Standash Thul
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 10, 2020 10:54:36 GMT -8
Thank you
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Vasari
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Post by Vasari on Jul 10, 2020 11:02:08 GMT -8
Ok... I require payment now... in the amount of... your virginity.
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 10, 2020 11:33:01 GMT -8
For him. *Gives her a Klondike Bar* that is a fair trade
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 10, 2020 13:42:09 GMT -8
*standing in a puddle that would close a circuit/go to ground in the hot tub.*
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 11, 2020 19:26:17 GMT -8
Force lightning doesn't need a ground!
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Vasari
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Post by Vasari on Jul 12, 2020 7:46:43 GMT -8
psh... bringing science into this. *goes back to her mojito*
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 12, 2020 15:00:50 GMT -8
I can't help being a smarty pants. I was born this way!
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Shaman Chill
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Post by Shaman Chill on Jul 12, 2020 19:18:55 GMT -8
You were born with pants? Like, already on?
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 12, 2020 19:30:07 GMT -8
"yeeesssssssss?" *Looks around like, "come on, doesn't everyone??"*
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Vasari
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Post by Vasari on Jul 12, 2020 21:05:36 GMT -8
I’ve never worn pants a day in my life... in fact I try to wear as little as possible if I can help it.
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 13, 2020 5:38:16 GMT -8
*Covers eyes.*
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 13, 2020 7:17:48 GMT -8
*takes advantage of the not looking Havok and pushes him down a tall hill*
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Vasari
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Post by Vasari on Jul 13, 2020 9:31:42 GMT -8
*wonders how a tall hill got into the pillow fort built around her Hot Tub...*
*shrugs*
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 13, 2020 9:47:05 GMT -8
*It is the cliff from Jurassic Park*
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 18, 2020 2:48:30 GMT -8
*Walks off the cliff, and floats in mid-air looney toons style. Because never bring science to dunce-fight.*
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 20, 2020 6:07:58 GMT -8
counts down 3-2-1 watches him fall. Even in cartoons it always catches up...
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 20, 2020 8:52:14 GMT -8
*an invisible hand of fate swats the suggested narrative away.*
*continues to walk in mid-air.*
*only looking down would cause the mystical cartoon abilities to end.*
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Post by Standash Thul on Jul 20, 2020 9:36:56 GMT -8
*holds up an angled mirror so he sees down, and smiles like bugs bunny*
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jul 20, 2020 14:57:44 GMT -8
*still covering eyes. Waiting until Vasari is decent.*
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