Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2014 5:20:01 GMT -8
They say a supernova is one of the brightest things known to man, period. I'm no expert, but the guys with labcoats that could wallpaper their offices with fancy degrees tell me that you could hold a nuclear bomb right up against your eyeball and set it off, and it still wouldn't be as bright as watching a supernova from a few lightminutes out.
Not that I would know anything about that. No one in their right mind would give me a nuke.
Funny that they see fit to give me a supernova.
I'm not saying I could move it or anything. That's just stupid. I'm just saying I'm strapped in a tiny little box of a starship, maybe a lightminute out from a star that is about to go boom any minute now, and I have reason to believe that I'll survive the experience. Does this strike anyone else as a bad idea? I mean, come on. A life sentence these days can reasonably be expected to last two or three centuries, barring stab wounds or being choked to death on some heavy-worlder's gentlemanly bits. You give guys like me a chance to knock a fair few decades off by putting their life on the line for science, and that's great. I love me some science.
But for the love of all things holy, you're strapping the gravitics engineer accused of causing one of the largest mass casualty disasters of the last century into this deathtrap and assuming that everything is going to go to plan. Either I get killed by the star, or you cut off my air supply once it's clear I survived. Never mind that hey, this shield of yours operates on the gravitic principles I helped pioneer. Never mind that I was framed to make sure my name never saw a patent, or got a single red cent from the royalties. Nope, no grudge here.
Fifty long, excruciating years in general population. Never mind that the standard procedure is to put a man in my position into the lifers' section. Okay, sure, three hundred years is not technically a life sentence. But still, what in the actual fuck? I've spent the last fifty years dodging beatings, rape, and god knows what else in the gen pop because you wanted my research, but didn't want to deal with the bumbling, uneducated idiot who proved the last millenia of scientific theory to be a load of BS.
You thought the original frame-up was bad? Ten thousand dead, twenty times that wounded, I think it was.
There are thirty-two million on the Nova, a Pulsar-class research vessel some five or six light-hours off. You ain't seen nothing yet.
The first order of business: get out of these cuffs. Easier done than said. Mag clamp tech is ridiculously easy to short out, if you know what you're doing. That's why the prison still uses the old fashioned locking cuffs. Not impossible to escape, but they could survive being cut off from the power field.
Next up: disable the self destruct. Only it's not a self-destruct, really. It's designed to humanely kill the occupant of the craft while leaving the research intact. Not that I'm not supposed to know about that. After all, this is supposed to be my chance to pay my debt to society and go back to a normal life. Like I wouldn't find out that, of the last twenty test subjects, only one had returned alive, despite reported success in thirteen other trials. Ha, there it is. A little bead of plasmite. It'll eat through the hull and create a slow leak. Asphyxiation will kill me before the pressure loss ever gets a crack. It gets covered with a piece of chewing gum. The plasmite can't react without oxygen, and there's precious little to be found in Big Red.
And now to check the gravitic generator. Bastards. They haven't even bothered to change the operating system I installed back in the day. And why would they? They haven't the slightest idea how this thing really works. All they know is any attempt to change anything renders it useless. If they had bothered to break down the OS, they'd know why.
Sure enough, the thing is configured to produce a shield. In this case, a spherical wall of incredibly dense gravity that should, in theory, keep this postage stamp of a craft safe. Oh, it'll work, I guess, but it's so small minded, I'd laugh if I could. There is no upper limit on the size of the construct this generator can produce, except for the imagination of the person programming it. You'll figure that out soon enough.
The star is about ten times the size of Sol, give or take a few trillion tons of reactive mass. The bubble is moved around the star, rather than the ship, and it has properties that the simple-minded educated idiots that tried to steal my research never dreamed of. This generator can create impossibly dense barriers of gravity, but it can also do the reverse. I could build a mansion with the bricks that would have been shat, if only anyone ever bothered to ask me if it could do antigravity.
There is one key difference, of course, between the bubble around my ship and the one around the star. Well, aside from scale, strength, ect. Look, don't dig too hard into the phrasing. Just take my word for it, the important part is the 90 million mile-long protrusion pointing directly at the Nova. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the largest gun barrel ever made, and it's pointed right at you.
By the time this message meets you, I'll be long gone, and you'll have maybe two or three minutes to panic before your world is ended by a stream of galactic level destruction. Your deaths will only be the first of many. The sick fucks that imprisoned me, that killed my family and ten thousand others on that hot, sunny day all those years ago, they'll get their day. You've given the greatest weapon in human history to a man with a grudge and nothing to lose.
I bet you feel really fucking bright right about now.
Not that I would know anything about that. No one in their right mind would give me a nuke.
Funny that they see fit to give me a supernova.
I'm not saying I could move it or anything. That's just stupid. I'm just saying I'm strapped in a tiny little box of a starship, maybe a lightminute out from a star that is about to go boom any minute now, and I have reason to believe that I'll survive the experience. Does this strike anyone else as a bad idea? I mean, come on. A life sentence these days can reasonably be expected to last two or three centuries, barring stab wounds or being choked to death on some heavy-worlder's gentlemanly bits. You give guys like me a chance to knock a fair few decades off by putting their life on the line for science, and that's great. I love me some science.
But for the love of all things holy, you're strapping the gravitics engineer accused of causing one of the largest mass casualty disasters of the last century into this deathtrap and assuming that everything is going to go to plan. Either I get killed by the star, or you cut off my air supply once it's clear I survived. Never mind that hey, this shield of yours operates on the gravitic principles I helped pioneer. Never mind that I was framed to make sure my name never saw a patent, or got a single red cent from the royalties. Nope, no grudge here.
Fifty long, excruciating years in general population. Never mind that the standard procedure is to put a man in my position into the lifers' section. Okay, sure, three hundred years is not technically a life sentence. But still, what in the actual fuck? I've spent the last fifty years dodging beatings, rape, and god knows what else in the gen pop because you wanted my research, but didn't want to deal with the bumbling, uneducated idiot who proved the last millenia of scientific theory to be a load of BS.
You thought the original frame-up was bad? Ten thousand dead, twenty times that wounded, I think it was.
There are thirty-two million on the Nova, a Pulsar-class research vessel some five or six light-hours off. You ain't seen nothing yet.
The first order of business: get out of these cuffs. Easier done than said. Mag clamp tech is ridiculously easy to short out, if you know what you're doing. That's why the prison still uses the old fashioned locking cuffs. Not impossible to escape, but they could survive being cut off from the power field.
Next up: disable the self destruct. Only it's not a self-destruct, really. It's designed to humanely kill the occupant of the craft while leaving the research intact. Not that I'm not supposed to know about that. After all, this is supposed to be my chance to pay my debt to society and go back to a normal life. Like I wouldn't find out that, of the last twenty test subjects, only one had returned alive, despite reported success in thirteen other trials. Ha, there it is. A little bead of plasmite. It'll eat through the hull and create a slow leak. Asphyxiation will kill me before the pressure loss ever gets a crack. It gets covered with a piece of chewing gum. The plasmite can't react without oxygen, and there's precious little to be found in Big Red.
And now to check the gravitic generator. Bastards. They haven't even bothered to change the operating system I installed back in the day. And why would they? They haven't the slightest idea how this thing really works. All they know is any attempt to change anything renders it useless. If they had bothered to break down the OS, they'd know why.
Sure enough, the thing is configured to produce a shield. In this case, a spherical wall of incredibly dense gravity that should, in theory, keep this postage stamp of a craft safe. Oh, it'll work, I guess, but it's so small minded, I'd laugh if I could. There is no upper limit on the size of the construct this generator can produce, except for the imagination of the person programming it. You'll figure that out soon enough.
The star is about ten times the size of Sol, give or take a few trillion tons of reactive mass. The bubble is moved around the star, rather than the ship, and it has properties that the simple-minded educated idiots that tried to steal my research never dreamed of. This generator can create impossibly dense barriers of gravity, but it can also do the reverse. I could build a mansion with the bricks that would have been shat, if only anyone ever bothered to ask me if it could do antigravity.
There is one key difference, of course, between the bubble around my ship and the one around the star. Well, aside from scale, strength, ect. Look, don't dig too hard into the phrasing. Just take my word for it, the important part is the 90 million mile-long protrusion pointing directly at the Nova. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the largest gun barrel ever made, and it's pointed right at you.
By the time this message meets you, I'll be long gone, and you'll have maybe two or three minutes to panic before your world is ended by a stream of galactic level destruction. Your deaths will only be the first of many. The sick fucks that imprisoned me, that killed my family and ten thousand others on that hot, sunny day all those years ago, they'll get their day. You've given the greatest weapon in human history to a man with a grudge and nothing to lose.
I bet you feel really fucking bright right about now.