Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 5:54:18 GMT -8
*Grabbing the gun Mórrígan cranked off 4 more of her own, then reloaded the old .303. she remembered, through her writer's mind, of the bolt action .303 Lee Enfield and how fast it could and indeed oft was loaded, fired and whole bunch of interesting facts..... Facts, strange word, as said writer's father was the top of the field shooting out of 600 men of the Royal Canadian Light Infantry in 1940 and 3rd from the top of 1300 at a CAF base in Britain in 1942. Furthermore, said writer read of how Germans facing Canadians armed with said guns believed that they were being fired at by troops with automatic weapons. His son's class was asked in grade three by a officer from the Royal Military College if they any knew of anybody who was in one of the wars. When the boy said "yes my grandfather was" the RMC officer asked with a chuckle 'with who' to which the boy stood up and responded as best as he could from what he had heard from people talking at home; "The Royal Canadian Light Infantry out of Winnipeg," who in 1942 stormed the beaches at the disastrous raid on the northern coast of France at a place called Dieppe. The Canadian flag still flies in the wind there today. Notwithstand, the RMC officer sat down after the boy spoke and he was given the honor of carrying the Canadian flag with two vets at a Remembrance Day ceremony that year. But let the critics tell how it is, right? And on another note, as to "canon, yes boys and girls - that's canon,
1.
a general law, rule, principle, or criterion by which something is judged.
"the appointment violated the canons of fair play and equal opportunity"
synonyms: principle, rule, law, tenet, precept; More
2.
a collection or list of sacred books accepted as genuine.
"the formation of the biblical canon"
Not cannon, which is a great big gun that goes "boom" and lobs huge chunks of hot metal at you.... Well of said .303 these babies passed through the patent office wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back faster than you could blink an eye, and 2 as far as canon goes Donald and Mickey mixing it up on Tython (not Python as An Tiarna believes) are potentially as much canon, if not more now then the mess of SL rolling off Han Solo in the extended universe, all of which took a kicking as soon as the old smuggler did a face plant in the last JvS movie because Harrison Ford had enough of this jive. Say goodnight Han and allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the SL extending from him, Leia and that whole mess. Damn we are really in a fix now. Think that I'm having fun with all this? My bloody head's pounding trying to work myself around it all.*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 8:16:25 GMT -8
*The old warrior snatches the rifle & pumps off yet a few more volleys at the eerie little eyes peering down at Manaan, shrugs his shoulders, lights a smoke & settles back to a drink*
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 12:41:34 GMT -8
*Shaking his head downs a shot and slams the bottle down reading a peice from a screen & turns to the group around him*
"Óglaigh na Iarndóideanna – Warriors of the Iron Fists were a faction within the Jedi vs. Sith Universe. They were commonly known as the Iron Fists, or simply IFs"
*Big hand out brows creased*
"What is that?!?!?
*Big hand slapping the screen he reads out loud*
"The Ifs….. Tis what it says…." the Ifs…."
*Turning & asking face all the frustration*
" WTF is that?? IF = Iron Fists… Ifs?? Iron Fistsssssssssssss."
*Hand smacking the screen."
"No offence to those with speech impediments but tis like havin Selvester the cat sayin your name. Ssiffferingg ssucatashhh wererr the Iron Fistssssssssssss. I mean really."
*Snatching his fully patented .3o3, with a lovely Goofy ornament hanging from it & to the tune of What'sherface & the 7 Bearded Midgets in the woods, which always came off as some twisted porn, An Tiarna pumped of a few more rounds into the air. Another Tog ran down the street with a big juicey Selkath in his mouth*
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 17:16:26 GMT -8
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo I am the Fairy Queeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Holding up her cannon (as in bbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Gunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)*
Watch ths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Pumps off a few shots at the buzzards circling M anaan* I'm maddddd  Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Umpire!!!!!!!!!
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 17:22:26 GMT -8
*Shaking his head he mumbles*
This is what it's come to!?!???????? & that's emperor you illiterate idiot. Could you be a dear and shoot that thing? |
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 17:57:42 GMT -8
Pumping off three fast shots the Umpire was blown to pieces
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 18:00:05 GMT -8
Eyes twiching a moment Didn't you tell of this type of idiocy before?!???????? With Tabletth or something
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 18:44:31 GMT -8
*Six shots rang out taking down all 6 Palpatineses*
Well who would guess? War in a war rp about... war? Right?
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 18:52:13 GMT -8
*Snapping his fingers*
'You got it love'
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 19:48:39 GMT -8
*Face a emotionless void voice cold and even*
"Then we do it"
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 30, 2016 20:06:25 GMT -8
*Pointing finger while he spoke*
'while all play hopscotch pretending to be at war... you strike.'
*Hand out & to the side*
'Always do what people do not expect of you. Read the greats... Moa said this.... “When the enemy advances, withdraw; when he stops, harass; when he tires, strike; when he retreats, pursue.'"We must be more wise than our enemies....' Why it is that people fail to see that it is with intellect not might that you prevail baffles me"
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 6:43:53 GMT -8
*The old man sat behind his drink a slack jawed stunned look in his eyes attempting to listen to a song play*
War, huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, oh hoh, oh
War huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again y'all
War, huh good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
Oh, war, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
War means tears to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go off to fight and lose their lives
I said
War, huh good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, just say it again
War whoa Lord
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreak
War, friend only to the undertaker
Oh war, is an enemy to all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest within the younger generation
Induction, then destruction who wants to die
War, good God, y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it, say it, say it
War, uh huh, yeah, huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, it's got one friend that's the undertaker
Oh, war has shattered many young man's dreams
Made him disabled bitter and mean
Life is much too short and precious to spend fighting wars these days
War can't give life it can only take it away, ooh
War, huh, good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
War, whoa, Lord
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker
Peace love and understanding tell me
Is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way
War, huh, good God y'all
What is it good for?
You tell 'em, say it, say it, say it, say it
War, good Lord, huh
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it, nothing
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 6:55:31 GMT -8
*Mórrígan too looked awestruck momentarily as Brown screeched out the song. Mórrígan then shot the radio. Then she capped the pub staff who had the audacity of standing close to the radio. Another Tog ran down the street with a cat in month with 4 other Togs giving chase. Mórrígan capped them too. What a scene. The girl slowly reloaded as she casually strolled over to the bodies where a cat person struggled to free its arm from the jaws of a Tog. Mórrígan, all the pity in her eyes put a bullet through the Selkath's head*
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 7:52:59 GMT -8
*Shaking his head An Tiarna began to chant*
'Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, 'Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family, Happy family,hahaaahahaaa'
*He then capped two onlookers*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 8:36:06 GMT -8
*Mórrígan too wacked three more Fishy looking things standing around like deer in headlights. Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 8:47:59 GMT -8
*The Mortus... where the beer gives you gas but the IF kicks ass*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 11:24:55 GMT -8
*Mórrígan slugged a coffee bored but anticipating*
"So let's get this straight we are cutting the gas supply... right??" |
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 31, 2016 11:37:18 GMT -8
*Eyes so hot that the glare would cut through 8 inches of durasteel bellows out*
'Mórrígan!!!! That's 3 posts side by each; knock the showboating off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '
*Smile all charming and eyes roses & everything nice*
'Yes darling; you got it'
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Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Umpire!!!!!!!!!