An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 18:30:21 GMT -8
*Receiving the comm. from An Tiarna the Admiral gives the order*
::One Acclamator III-class... do as ordered::
*A ship jumps to hyperspace*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 18:36:09 GMT -8
*Returning from the senseless waste of ammunition the Acclamator falls back into the pointless formation - given our closed RP status and sits idly doing nothing*
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 19:45:16 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Here I am agin filling the boards with useless transparently attention seeking spam. And who cares; I could wiggle my money maker nude out here and wouldn't make an eye blink..... S'all good.... Well this is really a productive way to fill the time of a young woman bursting with sexual frustration. Did I say that????? Well here's a tune. A good one.
I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's bells
Yeah, hell's bells
You got me ringing hell's bells
My temperature's high, hell's bells
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
If you're into evil you're a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
Cause if good's on the left,
Then I'm stickin' to the right
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's puttin' up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's bells
Yeah, hell's bells
You got me ringing hell's bells
My temperature's high, hell's bells
Yeow
Hell's bells, Satan's comin' to you
Hell's bells, he's ringing them now
Hell's bells, the temperature's high
Hell's bells, across the sky
Hell's bells, they're takin' you down
Hell's bells, they're draggin' you around
Hell's bells, gonna split the night
Hell's bells, there's no way to fight, yeah
Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hell's bells
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 20:15:06 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment::
Alright, here we go again, rattling on while the old coot planetside gets hammered... because he can't find a thing to... well hammer out there. Ceart!!!! Here's a classic, near and dear to the IF!!!!
Óró ‘Sé do bheatha ‘bhaile,
Óró ‘Sé do bheatha ‘bhaile,
Óró ‘Sé do bheatha ‘bhaile,
gach duine Anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh!
Óró ‘Sé do bheatha ‘bhaile,
Óró ‘Sé do bheatha ‘bhaile,
Óró ‘Sé do bheatha ‘bhaile,
Anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh!
‘Sé do bheatha a bhean ba léanmhar,
B’é ár gcreach tú bheith i ngéibhinn,
Do dhúiche bhreá i seilibh meirleach...
Is tú díolta leis na Gallaibh!
Tá Gráinne Mhaol ag teacht thar sáile,
Óglaigh armtha léi mar gharda,
Gaeil iad féin is ní Gaill ná Spáinnigh...
Is cuirfidh siad ruaig ar Ghallaibh!
A bhuí le Rí na bhFeart go bhfeiceann,
Muna mbíonn beo ina dhiaidh ach seachtain,
Gráinne Mhaol is míle gaiscíoch...
Ag fógairt fáin ar Ghallaibh!
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 20:37:17 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Couldn't resist; this has IF written all over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to my nightmare, I think you're gonna like it, I think you're gonna feel you belong.
A nocturnal vacation, unnecessary sedation, you want to feel at home 'cause you belong.
Welcome to my nightmare whoa, ho, ho, ho...
Welcome to my breakdown.
I hope I didn't scare you.
That's just the way we are when we come down.
We sweat and laugh and scream here.
'Cause life is just a dream here.
You know inside you feel right at home, here.
Yeah, Welcome to my nightmare yeah, hey, hey, hey...
Welcome to my nightmare!
I think you're gonna like it!
I think you're gonna feel you belong!
We sweat and laugh and scream here!
'Cause life is just a dream here!
You know inside you feel right at home, here!
Welcome to my nightmare hoo, hoo, woo, hoo...
Welcome to my breakdown...
Yeah!
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 21:28:11 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Okay I am in orbit... buck naked, 'cept for the pumps, long-legged... shaking my tail... and nothing. This is the life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody shoot me!
Touch my body. Put me on the floor.
Wrestle me around. Play with me some more.
Touch my body. Throw me on the bed.
I just wanna make you feel. Like you never did.
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 21:35:23 GMT -8
Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OoC this is what'shisface's fleet....
OoC... I just said that... double negative equals a positive, oh forget it.
ATD's fleet.... It's a rich tapestry... blah, blah, blah.... Guns go off. La de da de da
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 22:09:45 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: What is the circumference of an isosceles triangle?? I'm obviously running out of things to say here. Help! The font sizes remind me of Spinal Tap. "Our font sizes go to 7"
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 22:20:45 GMT -8
*An Acclamator III-class x2 makes the jump to hyperspace*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 22:29:32 GMT -8
*The Acclamator III-class x2 returns to Manaan orbit, firing a volley of shots at the surface*
-Petty officer-
Sir why did we fire at Manaan?
-Admiral-
They said two planets but did not specify the second
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 22:45:01 GMT -8
*Big Uglies hideous face appears*
OoC Ok.... Your aunt was the Queen and off went her head.... Are you really that needy? & You're blowing our whole image to pieces. People should see us & cry. Not you out her sashaying around nude like a drunken prom Queen playing DJ - what is that? & put those clothes back on.... you look ridiculous.... On the lighter side it is beyond twisted that your mother's name was Isis. Hey this reminds me of Spinal Tap; our font sizes go to seven.... And if you clowns take another shot at Manaan I'll pick my teeth with that bloody Acclamator
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 23:24:52 GMT -8
Don't worry; he's drunk and passed out... now where were we? Oh forget it.... Night all, Codladh samh
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Post by Michael Collins on Jan 26, 2016 23:31:28 GMT -8
Inky & Val’s Villa: Galactic Convenience Store & Gas Bar
In honor of three wonderful people An Tiarna played a central role in overworking, mentally & physically, emotionally scarring them, both IC & in a very real life way…..
Tired after that 4 post ride home? Need fuel to juice up the old clunker? Need snacks during the agonizing wait for someone to respond to your post??? Need to use the john, or Jane before a battle?
This is the place to be!!!!!!!!
Wide variety of goods and services including:
Fuel & small engine repair
Fly up pumps
Mechanics
Eggs and Dairy Products
Over-the-Counter Medications
Dry and Canned Goods
Meats
Drinks
Sweets and Snacks
Additional Items
Tobacco products, batteries, foam coolers, plastic gas cans, flashlights, candles, windshield cleaners and cleaning fluid, transmission fluid and motor oil are some of the additional items that may be found in a convenience store because they are products consumers may need in an emergency or impulsively purchase because they happen to be in the store.
Washrooms
An essential part of life, one grossly overlooked in movies. You need use the facilities? We got em!!!!!
Illicit merchandise? How dare you?
(We are the IF... just ask quietly)
(IC this is in orbit; post in Dun na Manaan)
& check this out... to any with an clue about Irish history we have Mick Collins posting in orange
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Post by Michael Collins on Jan 26, 2016 23:36:44 GMT -8
KDY ~ Kuat Deep-fried Ysalamir
Fast food joint open to all wanting to clog a colon
Specialize in cooking those irritating little Force sucking freaks. C'mon down and order then get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(IC: Located in Manaan orbit; OoC post in Dun na Manaan)
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 27, 2016 7:38:07 GMT -8
"Well... good morn..... Who was the idiot that came up with that phrase??!??!??!!!?? What's good about it?"?
*Cup gets summarily tossed it a waiters face and the cup hurled onto the Manaan beach*
"Not the coffee, that's for sure. Refill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 27, 2016 8:37:57 GMT -8
“Great news!!! Well actually its’ been established medical knowledge for years but its’ news to me….. You do not have Parkinson’s disease while sleeping!!! All that shaking uncontrollably, Slowed movement, they call that bradykinesia... say that slowly; bradykinesia. My, I’m shaking trying to get around that one, Rigid muscles ... sounds good that, you know pumped up. Impaired posture and balance… getting worse. Loss of automatic movements. I don’t even want to know what that means. Speech changes... Writing changes… lack of muscular control, gait posture. All cured when you sleep!! Truth, read it in The New England Journal of Medicine.”
*Holding a long second before nailing the punchline*
“It comes back the instant that you wake….. Hit’s you like a Mac Truck so they say. Well that’s depressing. Let’s play hungry hungry hipo!”
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 27, 2016 8:49:34 GMT -8
“My intellectual property is safe on JvS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I now have a mouse from Florida, who really liked goose stepping in the 1930s so I am told, backing my play.”
*Looking around desperately*
“Is this what we’ve been reduced to? Luuuukkkee, I am your oowwnnnner. Say that in a Goofy voice; ouch. That is a kick between the ole cyber legs”
*Trembling*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 27, 2016 11:01:42 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: I have something serious to sa... forgot what it was. Don't believe that alcohol kills brain cells. Ok. Now while I figure some things out, over a drink or ten, talk amongst yourselves.
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Jan 27, 2016 12:01:31 GMT -8
“We should see a movie soon. I hear that Enslaving Private Ryan is good”
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 27, 2016 12:02:58 GMT -8
*Hand to her forhead*
“Saving Private Ryan.”
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