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Apr 15, 2021 12:50:28 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 15, 2021 12:50:28 GMT -8
*The Old Dead man sat, two cigarettes carelessly burning in ashtray and another in right hand, eating popcorn as he watched Morrigan speak. As those among the Living began to stand, so too did An Tiarna, now in The Otherworld. Throwing a giant right fist high he bellowed* -An Tirana- "Oglaigh na Irandoideanne go bragh!!!" *Sitting once again and taking a long drag, he watched*
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Apr 17, 2021 17:25:51 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 17, 2021 17:25:51 GMT -8
*The Old Dead man stood, this time hands flat on the table, not so much for supper but as not to awkwardly send the table flying as he rose. Gently setting the table to his side, hands chest high gesturing, he spoke* -AnTirana- "Kids, today let me tell you about The Days of Yore...." *Brows dropping & voice growing* -An Tirana- "Now I'm not exactly sure when Yore was...." * Giant right hand scratching head, he trailed off* -An Tirana- "I'm not even sure what a Yore is....."Then snapping fingers with right* -An Tairna- "Maybe we wore them on our shirts?" *Stumbling he muttered* -An Tirana- "Don't recall owning a Yore...." *Tossing the whole subject to the side* -An Tirana- "Point is it, it being Yore, was many, many many moons ago.... " *Hands again gesturing as he spoke* -An Tirana- "That's what I want to ramble talk about....." *Cherry smile on face* -An Tirana- "Gotta say, one thing you do find in death is" *Voice abruptly roaring to an ear splitting volume* "PEACE & QUIET!!!"
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Apr 19, 2021 20:34:33 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Apr 19, 2021 20:34:33 GMT -8
*An Tiarna sat in his celestial abode, smoking, much to the chagrin of his generally Holier Than Thou but extremely accommodating Overrulers. Really pleasant bunch of ghouls he had to admit. Now, in terms of Our Living Reality his eyes fell with particular interest in his old home at one end and his Family at the other. watching these loons take shots at one another would be right humorous if it all wasn't so tragic and all too often avoidable. & there he sat, mingling with the other deceased and watching the Worlds Turn....*
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Apr 22, 2021 0:09:54 GMT -8
Post by Żiwia on Apr 22, 2021 0:09:54 GMT -8
Let there be Light
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 4, 2021 1:12:22 GMT -8
Could you chill flashing that light around? Bright enough here already. And you gotta watch the show down there. Wanna watch people shovel it pretty high? Just watch these geniuses....
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May 4, 2021 19:22:44 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 4, 2021 19:22:44 GMT -8
The Old Dead man bellowed 'Realize you Ghouls are some busy but you think somebody might tell when I may Walk Among the Living?' Smiling politely 'Believe that Morrigan thinks that she heard me now....' Scratching head 'Think that's more memory than haunting.' Stressing every letter in the word and pointing to his head 'Psychological' Nodding to himself 'Family problem there... Genes.'
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May 14, 2021 2:29:12 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 14, 2021 2:29:12 GMT -8
The Old Dead man gazed out across the World of the Living. What a disgusting place.... Right hand shaking -An Tiarna- 'You know, my Omnipotent friends, still can't rap myself around what that ugly little bald dude is crying about on Manaaan.'
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May 23, 2021 16:35:07 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 23, 2021 16:35:07 GMT -8
The Old Dead man watching spoke in a voice as loud as Thunder -An Tiarna- 'Crazy eh? Mental note: smack Morrigan in the chops first thing as soon as they let me prowl the World of the Living!!!' Looking around - An Tiarna- 'Oi!!! 'Could you ghouls speed this nonsense up? I have places to haunt and people to spook 👻 Hey look it's some freak in a bed sheet.' Yawning The Old Dead man wondered why he got tired still. Shrugging he yawned then flipped the switch and even Heaven went Dark
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May 24, 2021 21:32:17 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 24, 2021 21:32:17 GMT -8
The Old Dead man watched the waltz down fantasy lane performed on the planet he called home among the Living -An Tiarna- 'Think that one kid's hair didn't fall out; it fell in and clogged his brains. " Right tossing hair back he then took a drink of the new Deity brand coffee, strong enough to raise the dead. Nodding in approval he continued in his heavenly peeping. An Tiarna knew that he'd done some movement. Visiting, for lack of a better word, the Living. But had no clue as to how exactly he'd achieved that feat.... He pondered. And he smoked. And after thinking became boring he needed rest from his thought. And where better to look if you wanted to avoid the use of brains but his own old stomping grounds, Manaan, where rational thought had nothing to do with much that was said. Running temples he began chatting -An Tiarna- 'There's no place like home.... There's no place like home.....'
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May 25, 2021 3:37:14 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 25, 2021 3:37:14 GMT -8
The OldDead man watched the morning show. It was stunning. How did the mighty Uni survive? He wondered
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May 25, 2021 12:21:09 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 25, 2021 12:21:09 GMT -8
The Old Dead man sat attentively observing The Land of the Living and said -An Tiarna- 'This is interesting watching history be rewritten.' Smiling he added -An Tiarna- 'Particularly by those who did hunt all.' Looking around he asked those Omnipotent around him. -An Tiarna- 'And she was right to wonder how it is those who did so little sit in judgement....'
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May 25, 2021 16:08:45 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 25, 2021 16:08:45 GMT -8
The Old Dead man looked across... and down at the Universe and spoke -DNR An Tiarna- 'Well that's redundant.... Now where was I? Right! Truth. Most there don't like that. See how anything pertinent Morrigan asked just yesterday was smoothly. avoided? And... since they really are laying it on pretty think down there let's revisit that shall we? But first I need visit the Holy facilities.... This is gonna be UnGodly. He right back... ' Snatching thine Holy Roll o' Shite Tickets he split the scene
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May 27, 2021 21:09:53 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 27, 2021 21:09:53 GMT -8
And there he was sitting on the Sublime Porcelain Throne. And what an Foul Unholy Stench emanated from the bowl. Sparing all and any the exact details, he finished, flushed and fumigated with thy Holy sanitizer spray, guaranteed to liquidate the Evil smell.... What just happened he wondered to himself. Self responded: You took a dump. Rolling eyes at himself and muttering 'Not that you idiot.' The Old Dead man confidently quickly fled said room. Mental note: in The Other world you still have BMs. Nasty BMs. Passing another Dearly Departed Soul heading towards the Sacred Shiter he spoke -An Tiarna- 'It wasn't me.' The Old Dead man took his comfy seat, kindly offered by the Souls of Harmony, then returned to watching Life on the Mighty Uni. And he asked a young heavenly being -An Tiarna- 'Does the ugly bald kid have monkeys?' The angel laughing in spite of herself answered -Angel- "No. That's just the bizarre name he gives his men; they're not literal howler monkeys." The Old Dead man nodded. Whatever floats his boat.... His mind rolled and he abruptly spoke -An Tiarna- 'that numbskull Nexus actually asked if he could pin his stupidity on Morrigan and me?' The angel added -Angel- "let's not forget he's boffing your ex too." hand flying to her mouth in shock til he chimed in -An Tiarna- 'That's doing me a favor.' Then both the angel and An Tiarna laughed hysterically. Some things made death far more tolerable
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May 28, 2021 15:32:53 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 28, 2021 15:32:53 GMT -8
The Old Dead Old man watched from his Heavenly abode. He muttered abruptly -An Tiarna- 'Question of The day: when do you know things have begun to go south?' His Angelic Companion replied -Angel- "When the height of conversation has devolved to smack talking you?" Big Ugly sat silent at a loss for a comeback. Shrugging he returned to looking down from The Otherworld on.... Right there he froze. If the Otherworld was now his Own and Our Own now the Other.... He found no quick answer. Later he though. Later. Eye and hence mind focusing again on The Land of The Living a smile crept over his face at the awkward turn of phrase among them. Rolled gentle through his mind it was kind of endearing really. He spoke -An Tiarna- 'Ever watch a sun set?' The Celestial being laughed -Angel- "Many a time; many a sun." The Old Dead man retorted - An Tiarna- 'Nay from here but there amadan!' And his chops opened to clarify
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May 28, 2021 17:43:56 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 28, 2021 17:43:56 GMT -8
There sat The odd couple, Devine Beauty and Abominable Beast. He was clueless to the fact that She too was acquiring something significant from this situation. Indeed, She could hear her Superiors "If nothing else You'll learn Patience from working on this Horrid Thing." And so she was apprehensive to say the least. He had been a pleasant surprise actually. The sunset was majestic. An Tiarna himself felt nothing but gratitude. Silently they sat. Quite some time later The Old Dead man now lost in his mind centered on the One at his side. This being he now shared company with had a remarkable grasp of speech so he thought. In Standard that is. So he gambled -An Tiarna- 'Go raibh maith agat.' The Angel immediately responded -Angel- "Failte romhat." They fell back into quiet observation. At some point from out of left field he said -An Tiarna- 'Wonder if that fella knows just who's kid that was?' Was significant but put out matter of factly
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May 28, 2021 20:50:52 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 28, 2021 20:50:52 GMT -8
As The one simply known as The Angel, having yet to unveil her name, sat watching The Universe around her, The Old Dead man rubbing his temples like an idiot chanted the names Morrigan and Keegan repeatedly. The pair read his emotions like an open book anyway, so he concentrated all of his energy on opening communication with them. Ouch what a nightmare this could create
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May 29, 2021 0:18:00 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 29, 2021 0:18:00 GMT -8
The Old Dead man and The Angel sat face to face engaged in a lively discussion -An Tiarna- 'So, what you're saying is I can't break somebody's nose - right? Cause you see this type of thing was a big part of my life.' The Angel took up the challenge of slamming a hard point home -The Angel- "Yes. But now you are dead." And he responded -An Tiarna- 'You know lady I've brutally murdered people with more sensitivity than the way you're coming at things right now." And both started laughing
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May 29, 2021 10:38:06 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 29, 2021 10:38:06 GMT -8
The show rolled on as the Universe evolved. The Old Dead man's mind spun as he thought. Evolution. Interesting word. Evolution was by definition change over time inspired as a response to environment. He wondered though it always led to improvement. This question wracking his mind when he asked -An Tiarna- 'Hey Cream puff - know much about evolution? He was oft stupid and indeed extremely degrading but there was something oddly endearing about the contankerous old warmonger.She sniped back -The Angel- "Enough to question why you're not a dead end." Out little celestial heroine could not contain the giggle from her own humour. The Old Dead man felt the much deserved smack -An Tiarna- 'Funny eh?' Her face suddenly all the serious she inquired -The Angel- "What did you mean about the girl?" She asked the question knowing the answer but wished to hear his unique way of framing things. Abruptly The Old Dead man asked -An Tiarna- 'Where the Hell are Connor, Ayden Dace and Kegan? They shouldn't leave her alone like that.' He added -An Tiarna- 'Thought that they were raised better than that.'
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May 29, 2021 13:31:17 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 29, 2021 13:31:17 GMT -8
The Old Dead man actually laughed. For all the time that time he claimed to have spent in the can Nexus didn't learn much. Certainly developed some cute terms. He gigled some more. It truly killed him, as in made him bust his gut laughing how loud people got behind his back. His friend, who read him like the morning news (funny pages that is) added -The Angel- "Or when your dead as a doorknob." He had to admit, although unspoken, that her shot was cute. Neither could help notice the curious lack of experience of many on Manaan. Telling that. Newbie? Maybe.... But he smelled another possibility, namely: Alternative personalities
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May 29, 2021 19:44:59 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on May 29, 2021 19:44:59 GMT -8
The Old Dead man watched intently. Envision your half drunk veteran relative, scarred from years of service, both physically and mentally, sitting half drunk watching a football game and you got it down. Well, this dude is worse actually. At the moment his Ugliness had attention focused on Juvex. And he mumbled -An Tiarna- 'That's my girl.... Now... hotwire that beast then punch the accelerator.' His Angelic escort smacked his right shoulder with left hand and he turned to her - An Tiarna- 'I'm trying to encourage the girl.' She howled -The Angel- "That's horrible advice!"
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