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Aug 18, 2018 22:12:51 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Aug 18, 2018 22:12:51 GMT -8
Following the momentary seizure of Rhiannon's body the Old man bellowed with laughter -An Tiarna- "Do you hear the way that she is cruelly inhibiting that poor child's development!?!"
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Aug 20, 2018 3:32:55 GMT -8
Post by Mictēcacihuātl on Aug 20, 2018 3:32:55 GMT -8
Suddenly all became cold silent and still. Mictēcacihuātl steps out of the Shadows. The figure stood motionless
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Aug 30, 2018 21:51:45 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Aug 30, 2018 21:51:45 GMT -8
Now eating popcorn The Old man sat still fixated on the ongoing tragic comedy being played out by Maureen, Cú Faoil, Fiach Dubh and Rhiannon. He bellowed -An Tiarna- "You know I am starting to really like that bloody bird,"
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Sept 1, 2018 21:00:51 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 1, 2018 21:00:51 GMT -8
And still The Old man watched. As Maureen dropped to the floor he jerked back started. If his heart still beat it would definitely be racing but, as it no longer ticked it didn't beat at all. Strangely his nerves were on edge. Then watching the bonding first aid exercise intensely a tear welled up in the eye. A tear he wiped fast away, as so that none might see. -An Tiarna- "Kid's fine...." Attention shifting to Juvex he muttered quiet as the fist hit Boland An Tiarna- "Nice...." He watched
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Sept 2, 2018 16:00:39 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 2, 2018 16:00:39 GMT -8
The Old man watched. Juvex now had his undivided attention. Both hands rubbing weary eyes he envisioned twisting off Grace's head. Repeatedly. Turning to the Celestial he asked -An Tiarna- "Why have they not just knocked her out and dragged her where they are going yet?" Seemed basic logical to him. Left hand sitting under chin he watched. Eyes shooting to the gun at his right he sighed
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Sept 4, 2018 16:50:32 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 4, 2018 16:50:32 GMT -8
Still engrossed in his watching the Land of the Living the Ancient Warrior wondered. Thoughts crossed his mind at breakneck speed. Brothers and booze. Sword and shield; blood and steel. Wars and pillaging. Buckets of blood and all those fond memories of a glorious path painted across the universe. A thought away from his own sick saga set in the here and now yet close to the heart formed and he abruptly declared -An Tiarna- "I want to bestow my name on that child." That said he continued -An Tiarna- "But first I want another shot of uisce beatha." Snatching the bottle he pulled a stiff drink -An Tiarna- "Ahhh...."
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Sept 4, 2018 21:35:14 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 4, 2018 21:35:14 GMT -8
The Old man sat still watching the tear-jerking tale of the Ugly Old Jedi Bag, Misfit Brat, Filthy Mutt and Scavenger Bird. He watched as his family arrived. Grace was a relative and he loved her so on account. She was also a woman, thus hard to gauge. Now Boland. Boland’s opinion he could care less about. His family? The Old man knew his family and this could get some ugly. Rubbing hands together An Tiarna noted that the Heavenly popcorn had arrived along with a massive slushie. A heavily spiked slushie. With a wide smile he watched
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Sept 8, 2018 12:12:16 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 8, 2018 12:12:16 GMT -8
The Old man’s brows rose. So they had made this far without any killings. A truly inspiring exhibition of level headed thinking. That thought in mind led effortlessly to another: could he still vomit? Swinging suddenly to the left he regurgitated all over the lovely celestial terrain at his feet and muttered -An Tiarna- "One question answered...."
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Sept 11, 2018 19:17:28 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 11, 2018 19:17:28 GMT -8
The Old man sat mesmerised as he watched the ongoing saga. He could feel Rhiannon's desire to just drop the squawking brat and indeed he found that a touching sentiment. What baffled him was why the woman failed to go through with the thought. Left elbow on knee and hand cupping chin he watched -AnTiarna- "This should be moving...." The thought of whether or not he could hurl Force Lighting at them crossed the mind, Not like he wished to kill but only terrify and brutally maim. Sighing at the pleasant notion the Old man abruptly blurted out -An Tiarna- "You know I used to believe that the KDY was a intergalactic fast food joint that specialised in a form of deep-fried ysalamiri native among the Kuati people" Glimpse offered into his twisted logic The Old man's chin fell back into massive left meathook as he continued to silently observe
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Sept 15, 2018 20:34:18 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Sept 15, 2018 20:34:18 GMT -8
A 40 oz Jameson bottle smashed into the right side of The Old man's skull. Right hand rubbing the wound, blood began to suddenly pour down from the wound as he howled -An Tiarna- "Love of God!" Eyes widening as he looked down The Old man snatched the bottle fron ground with his left muttering -An Tiarna- -Hummm..... Full." Shrugging he opened the gift from the Gods with his right and allowed the blood to flow as it may -An Tiarna- "Not like I'm at any risk of bleeding to death....." Bellowing at his own words he lit a cigarette and sat content
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Oct 1, 2018 19:18:41 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Oct 1, 2018 19:18:41 GMT -8
The bottles were beginning to pile up around the Old man, now seated in his Heavenly home watching the Universe unwind before them. Turning he addressed the angelic party around him and asked pleadingly -An Tiarna- "The killing starts soon - right?" Receiving nothing but silence in response the Old man waved the Celestial crew off with a giant right and turned back to his watching. Left hand pulling a pack of cancer sticks from right shirt pocket he opened it and lit a shag. Pocketing the pack he sighed and looked down on the Land of the Living from his Heavenly abode so wishing that he could nuke them all like back in the Days of Old. The cheerful thought of unleashing an wave of carnage and destruction raining down upon the whole bloody lot of the Living below welled up his eyes and a lonely tear rolled down his right cheek and it fell from the sky. The Timeless beast sat watching and wondering
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Dec 3, 2018 2:06:44 GMT -8
Gazing out at the vast Universe the Old Man lit a cigarette, one of the worldly habits he refused to discard, and inhaled deeply. Suddenly he burst out -An Tiarna- "And who exactly would want to be known as a rear admiral?" Looking around his celestial abode with an utterly fractured look of despair on chiselled face -An Tiarna- "I mean really the title is right nice but leaves one wide open to an endless number of crude comments." Shrugging shoulders An Tiarna turned back to watching the ongoing saga unwind
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 26, 2021 0:42:53 GMT -8
*& there sat The Old man, in his newly conquered, i mean inhabited Heavenly home. O'Thee Glory felt everwhere. Sitting, left leg crossing right, hands resting on knee, The Old man spoke* "Today, let me begin, The Tales of The Iron Fists..... Unabridged....." *Lurching forward he bellowed * "That right! I got nothin to loose!"
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Mar 28, 2021 4:06:54 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 28, 2021 4:06:54 GMT -8
*Firey Eyes blaring The now Dead man spoke* "In the beginning all that existed was Ye Brewers Yeast of ye Godes, with such We made Beer. & it was Good. So we made more.... "
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Mar 28, 2021 11:17:20 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 28, 2021 11:17:20 GMT -8
*Already half cut, The Old man is on a roll* -An Tiarna- "wee.... Look at me. I can see everything from here. Which makes me ask myself, 'Self, where are we?' & self said 'Damn, this spellcheck nonsense is sickening. Even here? Wait have we advanced from just thinking to actually being the Supreme Being? Grand. Now where was I?' Ok.... I'm back. Had to shut self off... myself. Well that was an Austin Powers moment....."
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Mar 28, 2021 12:04:54 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 28, 2021 12:04:54 GMT -8
*The Old man sitting forward, elbows on knees, slipped a cigarette between lips & lit it* -An Tiarna- "Well at least you can smoke in the Great Hereafter....".
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Mar 29, 2021 2:25:22 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 2:25:22 GMT -8
*The Old man sat, popcorn in left feeding his face with the right as glared in wonder at the comic tragedy playing out below. He muttered* -An Tiarna- "Can just feel history being revised."
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Mar 29, 2021 3:10:25 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 3:10:25 GMT -8
*Legs now crossed, mighty right hand stroked chin* -An Tiarna- "Lot of action on Tatoonie, or however the name of Yoda you spell it. Maybe theirs a shortage on power converters....."
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Mar 29, 2021 4:39:19 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 4:39:19 GMT -8
*Now leaning forward, elbow on knee, The Old man, with eye on a specific place, spoke gerally* -An Tiarna- "Tis a terrible shame when you watch people present a interpretation of a faction that violates the very meaning of it's stance*
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Mar 29, 2021 10:01:37 GMT -8
Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Mar 29, 2021 10:01:37 GMT -8
The Old man bellowed* "How far back in history are people willing to read history?" * Shaking head head* "They might come to realize many a thing is not how it looks."
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