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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 18:14:55 GMT -8
Hello. I am pleased to announce that thanks to a recent bust on a Crime Lord's Estate this fascinating statue of....well what it means is more important than what it is....It means.....well...it means different things to different people! Yes, that's it! Anyways...this fabulous, priceless, handcrafted statue, is being sold to you for the amazing prize of 200 credits! That's right! For 200 credits you can own this priceless piece of art.
And all that it holds within.... 
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Exchequer Australis
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 3, 2013 18:16:22 GMT -8
Which crime lord did you escape from? And bought.. I guess.  |
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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 18:20:28 GMT -8
Escape? I didn't escape. As of now I'm still a statue, being handed from person to person. No telling who I was previously owned by.
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 3, 2013 18:22:22 GMT -8
I see. Well if no one is down to own a statue, I am.
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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 18:36:01 GMT -8
Well the statue is actually a frozen protoplasmic blob, in carbonite, obviously.....The base of the statue is the mechanism to thaw Shiirruk out.
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Post by Dragus on May 3, 2013 19:18:52 GMT -8
I knew it! There is more to this statue than meets the eye. Well I've always wanted a statue that talks back.
Dragus: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall..."
Statue: "Oh for fucks sake, you are pretty, okay?"
Dragus: "Thank you statue. You're the best."
I will buy you. More so, I want to buy you. Ex will only use you as a coat rack. You can't count on him.
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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 19:21:52 GMT -8
I'm concerned about being bought by Dragus...and Ex for that matter.....I wanna get unfrozen...
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Post by Dragus on May 3, 2013 19:35:33 GMT -8
Pu-lease. Being unfrozen is for suckers. Plus I will feed you a constant string of dialogue.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"It's cold outside. Maybe I should wear a sweater."
"How about that local sports team?"
"You're the best, Proto."
Plus I've got a ton of ewok refrigerator magnets I could dress you up with.
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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 19:38:24 GMT -8
-.- Eh. So basically you can just play the statue by yourself. Go for it. I'm in the business of getting thawed.
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Post by Dragus on May 3, 2013 19:50:19 GMT -8
Hmmm, alright. You make a fair case.
Okay, so what if I agree to unfreeze you? I could use a sidekick with said-sneaky properties. I tend to tick a lot of people off IC and it would be wicked-awesome to be able to have an ace in the hole. I activate my lightsaber, instead of light, pudding falls out. My opponent thinks they have the upper hand, then you pop up behind them and grab em in the nuts. As they are distracted, I'll stab em in the guts. Best JvS tag team ever. We'll be invincible.
Draggy and Puddin Pop, the stable of the century.
Goofing aside, I would be down for buying the statue and unfreezing it. What you do from there is up to you, but I'm always involved in one scheme or another, so there is lots of fun to be had if you decide to tag along.
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Exchequer Australis
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 3, 2013 19:53:06 GMT -8
If I do unfreeze you, can you at least turn into the shape of ewok?
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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 19:56:23 GMT -8
I am not pudding....
What kinda stuff are you usually involved in? Shiirruk has bounty hunting and piloting experience. He may not be the brightest light in the room but he's pretty smart for a Protean.
@ Ex- Maybe...........
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 3, 2013 19:58:53 GMT -8
Why didnt you say bounty hunting and piloting. Those are two things any drug lord needs.
Welcome aboard.
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Post by Shiirruk on May 3, 2013 20:01:45 GMT -8
Well I do have a biography up on my profile...... -_-
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Post by Exchequer Australis on May 3, 2013 20:02:55 GMT -8
You expect me to read stuff on this site?
pfft
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on May 4, 2013 3:04:06 GMT -8
Id unfreeze you for the lulz
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Post by Shiirruk on May 4, 2013 6:17:25 GMT -8
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Post by Seleevan Khar on May 4, 2013 6:26:13 GMT -8
I need a new Cook, can you cook?
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Post by Shiirruk on May 4, 2013 6:35:12 GMT -8
Cook? I can eat...
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Post by Shiirruk on May 4, 2013 13:14:06 GMT -8
le bump?
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