Gukky
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Post by Gukky on May 24, 2013 7:56:50 GMT -8
Its war, y'know. And you wont win.
Cassel - welcome to the club. Now tell the world while I warm up my blackmail sales pitch.
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Post by The Major on May 25, 2013 16:02:04 GMT -8
Who knew that Major could actually look like a woman!?Cassel slaps a hand over his mouth, but continues talking. It seems that his hand was trying to save him. With his free hand he takes his other hand from his mouth.I mean......uhm.....Nope...I got nothing.The thread implodes, the reality that Cassel is at a loss of words impossible to accept. Gender neutral outfits keep a traveling doctor such as myself from being confused with a traveling stripper. Big tits and shapely asses might win popularity contests, but I'm not in this field to top pop charts. I'm here for science, and the sake of science. If you even had a quarter of the degrees I've acquired, my dear, you might understand. Until then, you'll stay firmly labeled as "super-sane" in my catalog. Fear not, for you are at an advantage. Pushes glasses higher upon the bridge of her nose. Because wearing glasses in this universe was totally viable.
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Post by Gukky on May 26, 2013 10:26:59 GMT -8
Look at that, we have something in common! Glasses! Yeah!
We should get married or something...
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Post by The Major on May 26, 2013 20:04:21 GMT -8
I don't see you producing a ring.
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Post by Gukky on May 26, 2013 21:02:53 GMT -8
I do now...
Shows ring. Throws away a severed hand.
Will you marry me... Science?
Put ring on his own finger.
I have a matching one, if you're interested
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Post by The Major on Jun 3, 2013 5:17:54 GMT -8
No. It'll clash with my suit and make my gloves feel chunky.
Science must wait while I find a solution to this problem, by using theorectical science.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 3, 2013 6:38:13 GMT -8
That sounds awfully complicated. I'm going to find the other person that voted for me and give the ring to him/it/her (ordered in possibility gender). I'm glad for you sake Major, the votes slowed. Otherwise I'd need to whip out the next incriminating picture. For you Ander Tagira:
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Post by The Major on Jun 3, 2013 13:50:53 GMT -8
That, Gukky, has successfully madero laugh aloud at work. And now glares commence.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 6, 2013 8:40:19 GMT -8
Y'know, just when I thought the galaxy learnt not to trifle with me, Major decides to ballot stuff. That's illegal. You should be ashamed. Weaponised cuteness is illegal too. Oh, let me guess, you're going to do that, just because its illegal, right? You think that's bad, I've got one left still...
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Post by The Major on Jun 6, 2013 10:25:04 GMT -8
What the Hell is that stubby X you've got on me?! Some kind of freak metal spider? Get it off!
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 6, 2013 13:17:52 GMT -8
The nose is too small.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2013 17:16:06 GMT -8
Tha's the least of her concerns, if yue ask me.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 6, 2013 18:46:04 GMT -8
I think its for good luck.
Hmm - can everyone still see the image? My provider can be... cantankerous at times.
Oh, would you look who's here. Lovely...
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 6, 2013 19:00:38 GMT -8
I say we stab Major in the face and make it better.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 6, 2013 19:08:03 GMT -8
Uhm, sure. You can. I like her fine as she is now...
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Post by The Major on Jun 6, 2013 20:32:29 GMT -8
Is it the freckles? They say it's a sign for genetic deficiency. I'm quite fond of them.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 7, 2013 20:48:29 GMT -8
I thought you had camouflage paint on you.
Are you sure, it isn't, y'know... infected?
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Post by Nyra Rishtar on Jun 8, 2013 9:19:24 GMT -8
I'm surprised Diva suggests a stabbing of her writer's other persona...
Seeing as its a form of suicide in a way. And the fact that I strongly believe Major and Diva should join arms and go skipping down the yellow brick road to kill the Wizard, and all the midgets in Oz.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 8, 2013 11:59:42 GMT -8
I fail to see how sharing a brain has any correlation with how I want to take Major's musket, and shove so deeply down her mouth that it tickles her bladder -just like in the cartoon.
Really, we're great friends. I'd do anything to her. That's right, "to," not "for."
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Post by Gukky on Jun 9, 2013 5:01:54 GMT -8
In my evaluation, that deserves another scarring picture.
Ready kids?
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