Aedon Gavin Montrose
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Mar 23, 2022 17:42:48 GMT -8
Sighs So...your best effort here...is to simply belittle and demean my intelligence until I...what? Lose my temper and resort to calling you names? Kick rocks and walk away in frustration? What a sad way to try and live one's life...
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Mal Drynlann
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Post by Mal Drynlann on Mar 23, 2022 19:20:15 GMT -8
it ain't much, but it's honest work
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 23, 2022 20:51:39 GMT -8
Things are way better when done from the bridge of a purpose build Executive Transport corvette... with real wook trim.
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Post by Mal Drynlann on Mar 24, 2022 14:17:36 GMT -8
wait... wook as in wookiees? You better not be collecting wookiee pelts!!!
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Mar 24, 2022 18:35:38 GMT -8
She's an Imp...do you think she's kidding?
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 24, 2022 19:59:58 GMT -8
There were gathered in free trade ways. Natural causes ...
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Post by Mal Drynlann on Mar 24, 2022 21:25:53 GMT -8
i grew up with wookiees! you damn imps will pay!!
well, you probably bought them from trandoshans, so the trandoshans will pay
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Mar 25, 2022 17:56:44 GMT -8
You act as though that's something that'll stop her from lining her ship's seats with Wookiee fur -- which, by the by, why Wookiee fur?! Have you ever smelled a Wookiee? I don't think there's an industrial washing machine powerful enough to clean out that kinda stench without outright destroying the pelt...
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 25, 2022 18:46:02 GMT -8
They all died of natural causes... I swear! And yes there are good enough washing machines. More often, Ewok is used though. It is softer but doesn't hold up as well.
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Aedon Gavin Montrose
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Mar 25, 2022 19:32:49 GMT -8
Could we maybe try to stay away from the sentient species list when handling our upholstery?! What's wrong with high-grade Nuna-leather? It's like you're always surrounded by a comfy hug when you sit in my Captain's chair...
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 25, 2022 19:37:35 GMT -8
Oh agreed, Humanoids are for sure off-limits. but nothing is like a Jawa floor matt!
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Post by Mal Drynlann on Mar 25, 2022 20:00:53 GMT -8
hey, im with you there. fuck jawas.
got too many wookiee and ewok friends im afraid, and so ill have to vaporize you.
trips and falls face first, releasing several thermal detonators that roll over to standash
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 25, 2022 20:08:58 GMT -8
Kicks them back, and rolls her eyes as she says. You dropped these. You need to be careful. And language!
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Post by Mal Drynlann on Mar 26, 2022 8:49:37 GMT -8
They explode into confetti, revealing them to be harmless
gotchya!
Shoots a chain that was suspending a piano above Standash's head
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 27, 2022 20:33:26 GMT -8
*moves* I didn't know that Mando children watched loony tunes
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Mar 28, 2022 16:38:55 GMT -8
Pops a few bits of Cracker Jack mix while he's watching the festivities This is almost as fun as watching the Sithies...
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Post by Standash Thul on Mar 28, 2022 20:27:04 GMT -8
No one actually watches the Sithies... The media just pretends so people think they are a big deal
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Apr 4, 2022 15:22:17 GMT -8
I used to attend the Sithies, but it's been a while since they've let me take part in anything noteworthy...
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Post by Standash Thul on Apr 4, 2022 19:49:37 GMT -8
Well you have to contribute to meaningful stories to get the invite
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Post by Aedon Gavin Montrose on Apr 4, 2022 20:06:20 GMT -8
I fully intend to be involved again. You'll see...
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