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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 10:43:44 GMT -8
It's not my life on the line. Besides, I can ascertain your counter batteries POS by following the impacts.
Enjoy my aircraft escorted Fallschrimjäger, Yankee.
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 10:44:20 GMT -8
Banned. Well then, I suppose we must eliminate him. Prepare the ninja death squads.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 10:46:29 GMT -8
Seeing as how the counterbattery reacts to your firing and takes out you arty, that won't really be an issue.
Bring your aircraft. They'll find nothing but tire tracks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 10:46:51 GMT -8
Oh, and banned.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 10:50:51 GMT -8
What's that? I dropped my men behind your line of retreat and am going attack your front with an armored column? What's that noise? Is that your men squealing as they try to hold out while in cross fire?
Do not fret. The bodies will be treated with utmost respect if you entrench and fight bravely.
Banned with HEAT rounds.
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 10:51:22 GMT -8
The only solution available, it seems, is complete and utter destruction anywhere close to the target zone. Therefore, I shall escalate this to a nuclear ban.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 10:52:56 GMT -8
Banned.
The collateral...
So much....
Ach.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 10:53:17 GMT -8
What's that? Your armored column eliminated by HIMARS fire as you fell for the diversion?
Oh, and we've traced the signals back to your command bunker, so fuck it and the grid square it sits in.
Banned by Steel Rain.
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 10:53:57 GMT -8
Banned by mutually assured destruction via redundant command structure.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 10:59:17 GMT -8
Banned. We can hit your backups too, and be well away from any retaliation.
Asymmetrical warfare ftw.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 10:59:27 GMT -8
but we're fighting...,,
What is that static? Can it be? You launched a strike against a decoy HQ bouncing orders and scrambling them along two dozen encrypted networks? Congrats, you just wasted ordnance on a wooden construct housing a single computer.
Wow, your unit fell for a ruse? One of the oldest? Pfft. Pathetic. I won't even bother with a fair fight. Bombers and jets? You have your targets. Pound them into pretty dust.
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 11:08:53 GMT -8
And as you hit each backup, we launch another strike on you, aided by Major's Reich. Banned for poor planning.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 11:15:43 GMT -8
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No Reichs here, Mate. Banned for that risky risk.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2013 11:17:31 GMT -8
Both of you are banned. We are mobile, we are resourceful, and we are awesome.
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 11:19:30 GMT -8
But are you as awesome as EWOK RAPTOR LASER CAVALRY? Banned 'cause Ewoks.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 11:20:43 GMT -8
I like how propaganda motivates you to fight.
Very good, Soldier.
I remember when they made me say those in school as well to build confidence.
Banned for awesome.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 11:21:37 GMT -8
But are you as awesome as EWOK RAPTOR LASER CAVALRY? Banned 'cause Ewoks.
Are you Dan?
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 11:22:47 GMT -8
Who's Dan? I'm Connor. Banned for confusing some simpleton with my glorious self.
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Post by The Major on Aug 4, 2013 11:24:36 GMT -8
Hmmm......
Connor, eh?
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Post by Titan on Aug 4, 2013 11:26:50 GMT -8
Yeppers. Connor the Canadian. Banned because I sound very untrustworthy, even to myself.
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