The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959 
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 19, 2014 20:13:37 GMT -8
Why must you be so resistant to my suggestions.
I will not ever lead you to any place you did not want to go.
|
|
Zimmy
Member
READY for ACTION!
Posts: 447 
Affiliation: GALSAF
|
Post by Zimmy on Jan 19, 2014 23:26:55 GMT -8
Most likely to pop and lock their way to fortune.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 7:17:48 GMT -8
I don't dance, not often, unless *insert macabre statement here*.
You most likely never dance.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 7:20:10 GMT -8
We can dance if we want to.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 7:28:03 GMT -8
I'd dance circles around you and I don't teach.
I'm being literal here since you don't dance.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 7:29:17 GMT -8
*deadpan* I can do the robot.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 7:32:04 GMT -8
If I could laugh.....
You're generally not funny.
Actually, the only joke you ever cracked was that one about not making non-humans slaves, target practice, and rape dumpsters. That was a good one.
Kukukuku.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 7:34:53 GMT -8
You know, you're far enough on the outside of the bell curve that I could make an argument for you being nonhuman. A strong one at that.
Which means, naturally, that would make you a prime candidate for all of those things, and many more.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 7:45:56 GMT -8
Humans forgot their mantle.
I'm reminding them.
So no, none of the above, Dickmouth.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 7:54:48 GMT -8
It's far more likely that you are an aberration. Suck on that, you evil, nonhuman filth.
|
|
Ael Jade
The Jedi Order - Corellian Jedi Academy
Posts: 1,544
Affiliation: Corellian Jedi Order
|
Post by Ael Jade on Jan 20, 2014 8:01:48 GMT -8
Well well well, good morning JvS!
I read Ander's post, and cried. I looked at this thread, and I laughed.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 8:07:00 GMT -8
Good morning to you too.
Now help me hold that one down so she can be properly tagged and disposed of.
|
|
Ael Jade
The Jedi Order - Corellian Jedi Academy
Posts: 1,544
Affiliation: Corellian Jedi Order
|
Post by Ael Jade on Jan 20, 2014 8:14:47 GMT -8
*pounces gleefully on Major*
As long as you don't permanently dispose of her, cause she's a funny gypsy!
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 8:16:11 GMT -8
A...... Gypsy?
Three....
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 8:18:01 GMT -8
Tell you what:
She's already scheduled to be the pivot woman in an ewok gangbang at 1300, and after that, she's to be fitted with neural hobblers to keep her from escaping or doing harm. After that, she's all yours.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 8:21:56 GMT -8
Two.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 8:24:35 GMT -8
The Major is blasted with stun bolts and trussed up before she can get to one.
Don't want to keep those ewoks waiting.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jan 20, 2014 8:26:20 GMT -8
One.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 8:27:12 GMT -8
Oh dear.
|
|
Ael Jade
The Jedi Order - Corellian Jedi Academy
Posts: 1,544
Affiliation: Corellian Jedi Order
|
Post by Ael Jade on Jan 20, 2014 8:32:31 GMT -8
I suggest you start running...
|
|
