Adi
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Post by Adi on Jul 22, 2013 18:39:04 GMT -8
Snickering, Adi replied simply.
"Meh, I haven't slept there since then...I've been busy plotting the demise of your fellow bucketheads elsewhere..but Icey has, the poor dear. Gods know what you and Villa's mum are carrying....I hear she has a laundry list of space STDs, plus a few that are unknown to science. What, were you trying to figure out the life cycle of the ones we don't know about yet so you could find a cure?"
Adi caught a glimpse out of the corner of his eye at the nasty spots left by earlier 'experiments' in the bed, and held up a finger as if to say 'one moment please'. Turning his head, he barfed a stream of browninsh, pinkish, chunky vomit all over to the side of the two of them. Composing himself, and wiping his chin, Adi coughed.
"Sorry about that. Watching interspecies erotica really makes me nauseous."
Adi would have barfed on Taung, but he really didn't feel like having to pay a dry cleaning bill for Mandalorian pajamas.....
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Taung H'rel
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Post by Taung H'rel on Jul 24, 2013 16:03:32 GMT -8
Taung glances over at the gelatinous mass of....stuff....
"Do I even want to know...?"
He shakes his head as the holo continues to play, shifting back and forth as the recorder shifts position. In the background a mirror can be seen, and as the holocam shifts its position a face appears in the mirror, Adi's face appears.
A look of disgust crosses Taung's face.
"OH! No wonder you havent slept there since! You sick sick individual! Oh that's not right!"
Now he was going to be sick, there was no warning, it simply launched straight up his throat and violently out of his mouth, spewing pale syrup all over Adi and dribbling down his own chin as he managed to lean forwards on his knees for the subsequent heaves.
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Adi
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Post by Adi on Aug 3, 2013 20:07:35 GMT -8
Matango did -not- remember taping THAT in his bed....
"You science geeks and your editing software. When will you ever learn?"
Pressing a few keys on the holopad, Adi showed what Taung had failed to edit out in his hasty chop job of the film....It wasn't Adi that was holding the camera, it was none other than Ashrah Intalbo, Mandalore Extraordinaire....wearing a pink tutu. (Actually, in Ashrah's case, it wasn't a tutu...it was a three-three, maybe a four-four). It was blatantly clear that Taung had simply space-photoshopped Adi's face in place of the vaunted leader. In any case, however, it was disturbing to know that they were in Adi's bedchamber to begin with. Dressed as such, and doing these unspeakable acts?? It was downright frightening. The pale, thin vomit, reeking of liquor, swallowed male 'pride', and half-digested food...not to mention a hint of shame.....flew all over Adi's pants...
And his sneakers. WHY WAS IT ALWAYS THE HAIR OR SNEAKERS?!?!?!?!
"Wow, seriously? You owe me a hundred and thirty credits for the sneakers, and you most certainly will be paying for a dry cleaning bill, buckethead."
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Taung H'rel
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Post by Taung H'rel on Aug 5, 2013 12:50:12 GMT -8
Taung blinked hard a few times looking at the painfully edited holo. It was horrible.
"Can't you GBA knuckledraggers get anything right? That is the worst edit I have ever seen. Don't you know that science geeks are incapable of that level of incompetence when it comes to detail?"
He looks down at Adi's pants and sneakers, now covered in...stuff...
"I most certainly will not! That was your own doing. Consider it collateral damages. Anyone who buys sneakers just to keep them pretty is obviously a city boy that don't understand how stuff works."
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Adi
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Post by Adi on Aug 5, 2013 12:59:28 GMT -8
Matango could do little but shake his head, and fling some of the thin, mucous-laden puke back at the science nerd.
"Obviously no time to work puts you guys at a disadvantage. Besides, you are the one that edited it....criticize yourself, not me....and ESPECIALLY don't criticize a one-off pair of shoes that I had specially made in my size. You are just jealous that your idea of fashion sense is picking which armor plate to cover your ass with today. Don' be hatin', bitch."
Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out another one of his famous endorian doobies.
"Look, I am -so- over this conversation....what say we just get fucked up, and pass out? Forget that either of us have seen that affront to nature, eh?"
Lighting the joint, Adi inhaled deeply, and held it for a little bit. He exhaled, took another long puff and handed it to Taung. Through smoke pouring out of his nose and mouth, Adi managed to choke out another phrase before descending into a ganja-induced coughing fit.
"This will settle your stomach.....try it."
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Taung H'rel
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Post by Taung H'rel on Aug 5, 2013 13:09:47 GMT -8
"I was not the one recording anything..."
Taung catches the doobi and looks at it suspiciously, his first inclination is to drop it in a bucket of water, just in case it were actually designed to blow up.
"I"ll try this...if you try this."
Taung pulls out a bottle of freshly made tihaar, the fortifying drink doubled as degreaser, or in a pinch, liquid rocket fuel, and tosses it to Adi.
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Adi
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Post by Adi on Aug 5, 2013 13:18:15 GMT -8
Oh dear dear dear....The last time Adi had tihaar? The second Sithies awards....when Chanceros Dorath mixed it with the Corellian Ale, and other things....and called it a Blood-n-Thunder.....
Three boob related incidents, puking on his wife, and falling off the stage were among the highlights of that night. Yep, it'd do nicely.
"Sounds legit to me."
Catching the bottle, Adi took a long swig....and fell almost immediately on his ass. Re-capping the bottle, he tossed it back to Taung.
"Uh kamfeel malecks."
What Adi had -meant- to say was 'Dear me, Chap....I do not believe I can feel my legs. Interesting. This stuff is potent!' What came out? Well, yeah....it came out as a garbled one-word blob. It wasn't going to take much to erase the holovid from his mind, and bleach his eyes all at once! Not to mention, it was supposed to promote regularity...can't be constipated and grouchy like Dace and Corr =all= the time, now could we?
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Taung H'rel
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Post by Taung H'rel on Aug 5, 2013 13:37:56 GMT -8
"There ye go!"
Taung catches the bottle and lights up the doobie, taking a deep inhilation and immediately downing a few shots worth of the clear liquid.
He coughs lightly and then and then tries to speak.
"Heesss...*cough*...heereree...heereer gooo *cough*"
It was supposed to be here we go, but the burn in his throat and lungs and sinuses flatly refused to allow him to do much more than his the near interpretation of the synonyms.
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Adi
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Post by Adi on Aug 5, 2013 13:51:52 GMT -8
He was beyond speech at this point, so he basically just fumbled for the doobie, took a couple more hits...and fell the rest of the way to the ground. It wasn't like it was very far, but when you are already on your ass, the only place to fall back to is...
Well...On your back.
He was mumbling something about pink elves, and puppy dogs...and still puffing on the joint, amazingly. Although, from an insider's point of view, it was more an automatic action at this point. His arm was barely able to move back and forth.
"Murmahmememmbhoozzle!" He was actually trying to thank the Academy for this noble award, thinking about the now-nonexistent Sithies Awards. He was imagining he was walking...and his legs were actually trying to walk...in the air....and to him? it was working. The saddest part about it was that Adi knew better than to drink on an empty stomach....but he did it anyway. Now, it was probably going to be up to either Corr, Xeo, or Eralam that had to come retrieve him from the arena....
....Again. This time, they would more than likely not be as accommodating as they were the last time.
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Taung H'rel
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Post by Taung H'rel on Aug 14, 2013 9:41:24 GMT -8
Taung blinked slowly looking down at Adi and his clearly fuzzed mind. Nodding in exaggeratedly slow movements, he placed his hand in his pocket...or tried to, three times, before frowning and finally succeeding on the fourth try...only to realize that the object of his search was in the opposite side pocket. It took a number of moments for him to manage to retrieve the small comlink sized device. He started fumbling with it, attempting to activate it, dropping it twice and the bottle of Tihaar once, much to his displeasure at the lost intoxicating substance. Finally he got the device working and tossed it on the ground near Adi before managing to retrieve the bottle and start meandering towards the far door which was his original goal in the first place.
It took him a few minutes, managing to miss the door once as he continued to drink on his way across the arena. Behind him through the fog in his head he heard the device start to speak, more broadcast, to the Jetii on the ground.
::No one loves you. Its all a lie. No one loves you. Its all a lie...::
The device would play on a loop until the battery died in about 10 years, or it were turned off. Taung half smiled knowing that Adi's drug hazed mind would incorporate its surroundings in unforseen ways, potentially devastating ways to Adi's psyche. Silly forcelings...they werent the only ones who could use Don Moch.
He moved to push open the arena door and fell through it as it gave way. He didnt actually feel the ground when he hit it...he had had too much Tihaar by then, and was asleep within seconds.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Oct 4, 2013 12:53:21 GMT -8
God dammit guys when I set this up I thought this was going to be a real fight. Not a bitchfest. Still, early on in the duel I had a few good laughs bashing eachothers respective councils- or lack thereof. The video was well yeah...
I am going to award this as I tie because it was a silly fight. If you guys really honestly want a true judgement feel free to PM and I will post a real winner and even throw in the why for free.
Xeonon Solomon.
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