Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 11, 2014 14:24:09 GMT -8
"And now I'm part of the tribe. Did you rince it off from the last guy?"
Tell Kuroro's she fat and ugly.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 14:51:45 GMT -8
"Oh my god, you ate my freaking house! Come on! Overkill.
You fail to signal in traffic.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 11, 2014 15:31:59 GMT -8
"C'mon, it was just a scrape. It's just a Harley Davison."
Slippery ice.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 16:32:27 GMT -8
"Ugh. I guess I'm the elephant that breaks the --"
You boil to death in a vat of chocolate in the Hershey factory.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 16:36:00 GMT -8
"Mmmmmm."
You are duck in hunting season.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 16:39:43 GMT -8
"Afflack."
You get caught in a stampede of mall goers on Black Friday.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 16:41:07 GMT -8
"Flax seed!"
You are a tissue about to be blown upon.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2014 16:42:48 GMT -8
Bless y-
You are being drawn and quartered.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 11, 2014 17:29:13 GMT -8
At least they skipped the hanging.
The magician makes a mistake and you are sawn in half.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 11, 2014 20:35:33 GMT -8
"I saw through that gimmick long ago."
Your cellphone explodes as you answer it.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 20:47:53 GMT -8
"I won a trip where?!"
Cute kitty. Sharp claws.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 11, 2014 21:00:25 GMT -8
"Mind the power cables."
Oh, did it have to be the kitty's last words?
"Meur-BZZZzZT!"
I thought cats were supposed to be clever.
You're wearing sealskin shoes at an environmentalist demonstration.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 11, 2014 21:04:27 GMT -8
"But they're organic, I swear!"
Does that only apply to food? Eh.
You go on a hunger strike until the next Star Wars movie comes out.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 11, 2014 21:11:06 GMT -8
"I'll use the force!"
A toothpick mishap.
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Post by The Major on Mar 11, 2014 21:45:00 GMT -8
"It's not so much a wound as it is a splinter in the brain."
You are on the plane from Lost. You're not going to make it to the beach.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 11, 2014 21:51:31 GMT -8
"I remember I was in an elevator and I jumped just as it hit the bottom..."
Caffeine poisoning.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 12, 2014 16:07:43 GMT -8
"I LOVE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE - UGH!"
Crowd surfing incident.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 13, 2014 7:13:33 GMT -8
"Never let me down..."
Shark bait.
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Post by The Major on Mar 13, 2014 7:29:53 GMT -8
"The resemblance with my smile is striking."
Failed prison riot.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 13, 2014 7:41:32 GMT -8
This pillow fight escalated quickly!
You're the dumb blonde in a horror film.
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