The Major
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Feb 24, 2014 8:07:00 GMT -8
Post by The Major on Feb 24, 2014 8:07:00 GMT -8
Up until this moment the resident Fallanassi had been causally laying down on the grass with those long arms folded behind her head. Upon the completion of her companion's expository piece, the sharpshooter leans up from her comfortable nook on the ground and peers at Tess -some notion of concern drawn upon her pale face.
It sounded as if Tess suffered from either borderline personality disorder, or perhaps even multiple personality disorder, mixed in with misanthropic tendencies and schizophrenia. Mind you, this was the most simple and clearest line of logic that could apply here. Ockham's Razor usually actualized any mystery and resolved it hastily. However, in this galaxy, in this universe, there were a multitude of occult and energy related effects which could be contributing to this woman's plight. Luckily for Tess, the Major's experience with such unabashed madness was more commonplace -to the point of being her job in a sense. Thus the macabre sharpshooter does not instantly write her off as insane and highly dangerous. If such was the case, then Tess could be trained to be used in a manner fitting of her mania, which was one of the Major's other talents in a ocean's worth of them. At this moment, identifying the auburn haired woman as an "asset" or "object" instead of a person was the exact thing this Fallanassi was trying not to do. Unfortunately for the woman with the white ribbon, more information on her struggle would be needed to see what sort of solution could be crafted.
After all, there was nothing science could not absolve.
"It sounds like dehr best dink fuer zyou vwouldt be to confront dis problem, dis personal demon, directly. Firstly, do not let anydink over power zyour senses, unt do not gibt dis 'other' side fvalidation drough accepted defeat. Also, I do not recommend ein blitz. Rather, einverstand it, know it, embrace it, unt overcome it -carefully. Finally, zyou'll need ein outlet -ein vway to fvoice zyour feelingks unt concerns as dey are discovered; moreover, zyou'll need someone to log zyour actions in case zyou go through dese 'shpells' of forgetfulness."
The Major lays back down, closing her eyes, her voice completely as cool and smooth as befitting for someone without a care in the world. Or at least someone pretending to have none. Casually, as if adding this in afterthought, even though this was the very first thing she considered the moment she heard Tess speaking about this problem, the woman quips:
"I can provide dis service as ein doktor. Or a friend, ahem. zYou know. IF NOT! I hafe recommendations to a number of excellent practitioners." Gottverdammen. That didn't come out coy or smooth at all.
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Feb 25, 2014 13:51:02 GMT -8
Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Feb 25, 2014 13:51:02 GMT -8
Tess raised an eyebrow at her companion. "What are you- you weren't- that's not," she stammered. The alcohol was doing its job alright in addition to mucking up Tess's capabilities of forming cohesive syntax. She exhaled, trying to gain control of all the rebuttles formulating at the same time. When her thoughts cleared a bit more, she realized that she should have let some things remain unsaid. "I shouldn't have told you as much as I did," she said calmly. "I shouldn't have assumed that you would understand the precarious state I'm in. I'm not crazy. Yes, I know you didn't exactly say that, but what I'm going through isn't some personal demon or stress related hallucinations or whatever else you might think. I don't know what having an outlet would do, or if I can even trust whoever that outlet could possibly be! Hell, I don't trust myself with another person for any extended amount of time!"
Tess looked at Major with wide eyes, afraid of her thinking that she was in fact mentally deranged or even on hallucinogenic drugs. She rose from the grass and wiped the seat of her pants briskly. "I'm sorry," she said hoarsely. "I don't think I'm the right sort for you to spend time with. I might end up hurting you somehow and won't even know about it until it's too late. I'll just get my things and go. I-I don't know where yet. I'll try to find you when I've figured this out."
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Feb 25, 2014 15:41:57 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Feb 25, 2014 15:41:57 GMT -8
Cue the sensation of having the ground beneath one's feet suddenly collapsing, combine that with a now dry mouth, and add unto that an aching throat which swallowed -a universal nervous tick- nothing but cold air and dust; combine these all in a momentary burst and it would approach a semblance of what transpired on the Fallanassi's end as this outburst blossomed with the violence of a volcano bundled up as little more than puffs of breath on the wind.
Snap shot thought. Reaction based entirely on instinct. Komrade is hurt. Panicking. Pluck. Catch. Pull.
But mostly, the foremost thought that goes on in someone's mind as it all slips away is: what?
What?
Before she knew it, the Major was half dangling off of Tess' arm, half raised in a crouch that brought to mind images of a spider stabbing at prey with its claws. It's a strong grip, squeezing with vice like fingers that would flare as pain for a normal human, and it was all exerted in a flash upon that unlucky tricep. That was one second. The next has her standing with the creep of shame first coming from her eyes and next spreading upon her face like a single ripple -up to eyebrows and forehead, down along the mouth and cheeks. Shame. How unbecoming and ill suited to someone like her. Realizing that she has become laden with a one track mind, the Major takes another second to assess her position and her actions.
Problem solved; problem staying solved. Thus it is a problem. This seemingly syntactic paradox relates to the human element in interactions. A stranger, alone, is willing to share an insight into her universe, however terrible or palatable. The Major's very first sentences were based upon solving a lifetime of issues instantly.
That is a kind of monstrosity that even she wouldn't dare embrace. Such were the actions of the demigods, and those who played as them. Imagine, how insulting it must be for Tess, for anyone, to have their experiences trivialized in a moment. Furthermore, to have your personal Hell to be backlogged as though anything about it was simple would have any number of adverse effects unto a person's demeanor. Looking back upon her wording, the Fallanassi sees that she may as well have asked to slap some restraints on the auburn haired woman and start injecting her with cocktails of a more nefarious invention.
There was a time and place to solve a problem. Add the human element and more often than not having a means to air such a problem was better than a judgmental and ultimately condemning solution. Herein the Major sees another issue: spending the last few months with a robot had infected her approach and thought processes. She was too reactionary, too on edge. Mostly, she had become too apt to apply logic to everything. It simply does not work, could never work.
Or maybe she was just a tad drunk?
The Fallanassi releases her hold and takes a few steps backward, brushing herself off to at least add a rustle of noise to the ensuing and building awkward silence.
"Excuse me. It vwas presumptuous to shpeak at zyou like I did. Maybe I don't get it, unt maybe zyou're right. I'm callous -insensitive, even coldt. Maybe if zyou shtay hier someone vwill be hurt. Don't be so sure it vwould not be zyou though.
"Maybe zyou should run für zyour life, unt flee. Maybe zyou can avoid ein great tragedy. vWe can go back to beingk alone unt pushingk dose around us away. But maybe für vonce vwe won't do all dat. Maybe zyou'll shtay. On dee slight possibility dat zyou do, maybe zyou can show me vwhat exactly it means to be you."
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Feb 25, 2014 21:18:56 GMT -8
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Feb 25, 2014 21:18:56 GMT -8
Running her fingers through her wavy locks, Tess thought about the options Major presented. She could leave now while she still had a chance, but would probably never see this woman again- the first person who had ever given her a chance to speak openly and was actually interested in her opinions. She could also stay a little longer, at least until her drunken fervor subsided, to get to know this newly acquired comrade. There was something so vulnerable about her Tess couldn't quite figure out, and yet there was such strength in her convictions. Was it even possible that she herself was offering to be Tess's outlet, despite the conflictions she was evidently enduring? Some force urged her to pursue this endeavor; it was as if they really were destined to meet. The purpose was still unclear, but the potential of their endeavors seemed ironically positive.
The wind seemed to pick up, adding a chillness to the somber atmosphere. The stars were reflected in Major's glasses, making it hard to see where exactly her gaze was fixated. Through misty eyes, Tess saw Major nervously and even unintentionally plucking at threads on the bottom of her shirt. Tess felt her distress and immediately felt regretful of making the night turn sour. "I can see you're hurting too," Tess shakily said. "I didn't mean to ruin the evening. This has been the best night I've had for as long as I can remember, and I want to thank you for all you've done. I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable even though you've been so gracious. Maybe... I will stay longer and take advantage of your offer for as long as you can tolerate. I have no where else to go or even anyone to go to. Let's see if we can move on from this scarred reality. Let's see if we can find some answers together. We can work out the details later, if you'd like..."
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Feb 25, 2014 22:52:22 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Feb 25, 2014 22:52:22 GMT -8
Those who wear their thoughts upon their sleeves are destined to be used by those who read. Except there are those moments when the universe grants sweet release, and it gives unto those in their moment of weakness a vessel for the damned to extol their meekness. Torment as it may be, this vessel here comes about ungainly. Riplian was the absolute worse. Having her as your friend and partner nearly equates to being packed into a hearse. As one man met upon an asteroid over Kessel could attest, the Fallanassi, though precious, was no more than the meanest of tepid, infinite jests. Now on to the man from Dressel, though it neither serves as his start or end, and he would tell you how no effort more valiant could crack this egg but death. Those are merely two of a thousand, a million, a billion lives wasted, all because this woman here never let her desires be sedated. Burn, freeze, shock, and blight -no horror was too heavy, no stratagem without spite.
All in all the search for limitless war had had ups, downs. And a life like this, so often amiss, had caused its share of severe frowns. But, in all this, at least one thing gleaming came on through though the sniper felt all her chances were wasted, exhausted, and without chance of a redo. But instead of just thinking on this new concept she just let it seep on through.
"A lot hafe I taken in mein life. I dink now ist dehr time to gibt ein bit back."
How one moment the Major is standing a pace away and the next moment she's standing next to Tess' immediately right hand side could require scientific validation. But for now the shorter of the two women would feel a hand resting with a reassuring gentleness upon her shoulder.
"Don't be ridiculous, zyou hafe ruined nothingk. How about vwe vwalk alongk der boutiques alongk dehr vwaterfront unt see if dere ist anythingk other den prisoner guard uniforms, ja?"
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Feb 28, 2014 16:42:01 GMT -8
Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Feb 28, 2014 16:42:01 GMT -8
The two companions walked along the lake's edge until they reached the cobblestone road leading to the Saarlan "fashion district." The road was mostly dark, save for the street lamps, as it was evening and the shops were closed. One establishment, however, still had its lights on, and the proprieter could be seen in the process of closing up. They approached the door and tried the handle. Locked. Without looking up from his sweeping, the man inside shouted gruffly, "Door's locked for a reason. We're closed." Tess looked at Major. "Eh, we could come back in the morning. It's not a big deal" she said with a shrug. Major knocked on the door's glass window pane as if their needs were urgent business, depite the time of night it was. The man looked up with a red face, ready to yell at whoever was disturbing him. When he saw who it was at the door, he gave a little shriek and dropped his broom. "Please excuse me Ma'am! Had I known it was you I wouldn't have been so insolent!" He ran to the door and unlocked the antiquated bolt. "Please, step into my humble shop and browse for as long as you desire."
At the tilt of Major's head denoting permission, Tess perused the aisles of "Herman's Handiworks." She gazed up at the mannequins while feeling the fabrics that adorned them. Though elaborate and illustrious, the clothes of these headless specters were too flashy and attention seeking. Tess searched for more simple articles as she felt Major's gaze from the cushioned chair from the fitting room. She also noticed the sweating red man clutching the broom to his chest as his eyes flitted from Major to the door. After twenty minute's time, Tess found some pieces she could work with. She reached into her pockets and gasped. "I lost my credits! I think they fell out in the hover truck!" The man nervously said to her, "Don't worry, miss. I owe Major a favor or two, so whatever you select is on the house." Tess looked at Major who nodded and pointed at the fitting room with her musket.
Tess emerged several minutes later feeling like a 'normal' person for the time being. She wore hip hugging black pants with a silver stripe down the sides over knee length leather boots along with a opened black vest with five metal clasps over a white shirt with black diagonal stripes. Though Tess wondered what Major had done for this seemingly random man, she decided it would be best to ask later about it. She was still tying the white satin ribbon upon her wrist as she asked her friend nefariously, "What's our next adventure? What else can we get away with around here?"
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Feb 28, 2014 19:44:07 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Feb 28, 2014 19:44:07 GMT -8
Admittedly, this wasn't anything the Fallanassi was used to doing. Shopping with another person as if their lives were normal and they were nothing other than two women chatting and spending their minutes together, it had a remarkably unreal quality mixed with naturalistic overtones. Why shouldn't they be enjoying themselves? Why should life not seem like an infinite bounty, even for just a moment? Underlying this sweetness and simplicity was the dark fact that the shop keeper was literally under siege. His favor owed to the Major? His gratitude for her not simply shooting him for his terribly bad luck. Of course he didn't expect money for the expenses and drama suffered. No, this was Saarlan, Shili -her little self created slice of home. Oh, this tiny civilization had its politicians, lobbyists, generals, kings, and princes. Yet, so long as they accepted that little cross, that little symbol of individualistic freedom at the price of your soul, then they all knew exactly where the brand came from. There were always alternatives. Go deeper, or hang from the balconies.
To remind the man of his place in life an auditory marvel is provided to only his and his ears alone. The scrape of a bayonet sliding against steel along with a bass drum from beating tempo in 3/4ths time racks his brain. He looked around nervously while trying to track the source, but it engulfed his mind from all angles, and he couldn't drown or ignore it. Suffering in this state, he sweats while trying to not invite harm from the grinning mouthpiece that unbeknownst to him was also the source of his torment.
A shame....
As they both leave and Tess quips her bit about further nefariousness and continued adventures, she is possibly unaware that her new compatriot is paying far more attention to her choice in outfits than would be considered socially polite. It was an interesting choice with quite of bit of rougishness all around. It looked combat capable, comfortable, but stylish, if not blatantly partaking in the trademark gritty know how of smugglers and pirates, along with the touch of sexuality that package included. Is that what Tess was? A pirate? Perhaps she was a pilot on some frigate running drugs past Republic trade lines and into the core? That could explain quite a lot.
Current judged -that could be her mode of operation.
Sadly, even if this was case, the Fallanassi could do nothing for it. Being lied to and used was harsh as a ironic tonic, but the morose reality of the Major's grim, self inflicted situation was that being lied to and played was far better than the far more depressing alternative. She supposed that having her ear for the night was more than payment. Disappearance after this would be a blessing.
Be thankful, that's all Riplian can.
"Listen, I am ein bit exhausted from hyperspace travel dis morningk. I dink I'm goingk to relax in mine room in dehr Hammungdung Hotel. Perhaps drink unt reflect -dis ist mein plan. It ist ein floor suite, large unt empty. If zyou're not busy or don't haf ein place to shtay in Saarlan, zyou can...."
What's that look? Snapshot shock.
"Oh Gott! I'm not expectingk zyou to hafe dehr sex vwith me, or dink zyou are some peasant call girl! I'm not like dat, vertraue. I... fick. I jetzt enjoy zyour company -Schieße, dat sounds badt too. I . . ." At this point, the supposed master of words begins to babble in her native tongue, her voice trailing lower and lower while she backed up, white gloved hands up like a bankrobber caught, those dim eyes peering wonderingly to the cobblestones as though an answer was hidden in the slate.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 1, 2014 10:50:36 GMT -8
Somehow Major's awkwardness was found to be ironically charming to her new comrade. Tess couldn't help laughing at Major during her bizarre invitation to stay with her at her hotel. Tess agreed to follow Major (partially because Major fascinated her immensely and partially because she was miserably broke) saying in jest she was doing so as a favor. They headed in the direction of the luxury hotel but not without hopping back in to their new favorite jazz club for a few bottles of cabernet sauvignon, to the further discomfort of the owner. He exhaled relief when Major took her order to go and left a generous amount of credits on the bar's counter.
Three days went by almost unnoticed by the women as if they were on an extended company paid vacation. They mostly stayed in the enormous hotel room eating, drinking, reminiscing and scaring the hotel staff. The first day was their recovery day as they had finished most of the wine they had procured the previous night, staying up until dawn exchanging stories of how they obtained various scars and wounds. The second day they treated themselves to liquid brunch served by the newly hired hotel boy (who had unfortunately lost the draw made with the rest of the waiters of the hotel and had to adhere to this particular client's whims) who averted his gaze pushing in the serving cart whilst the women were boldly dressed in only hotel robes. It was during this pseudo-meal that Tess began feeling completly at ease with Major. The easy air led to Tess's confession- she told Major that she could barely understand what she was saying most of the time. Slurring words and thick accents didn't mix. Major made a gutteral noise of disdain mixed with resignation. She dared Tess to stay with her as a personal linguistic coach. Tess in turn dared her to pay her for it. A celebratory bottle of champagne was ordered. The third day they went out to terrorize the town. Figuritively, of course. Tess insisted to Major that they visit the local farm, since she had never seen one being a big-city kid. Major swigged upon her flask and followed suit. The highlight of that excursion was Tess's discovery of Major's love for big dogs. After Tess returned to the spot she had left Major to pick fruit (who said she refused to do any peasant work), she quietly observed Major kneeling and petting a mean-looking shepard (who seemed to be very happy in the presence of this terrifying person) while stating terms of endearment in her native tongue. Tess chuckled aloud as Major shot up, turned red, and finished off the flask.
Though Tess and Major were in each other's company throughout their stay, Major still disappeared for about an hour a day, apologizing profusely for intermixing business with their pleasure. Tess didn't press her for details nor would she allow her curiousity to get in the way. She had reasoned that one day Major would tell her what she did for a living, but why ruin their fun so soon?
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Mar 2, 2014 11:02:15 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Mar 2, 2014 11:02:15 GMT -8
Trust: this was the hurdle to trample. Their subtle brand of playful hedonism certainly went a long way to solidify familiarity and comfort between the pair, but there were always doubts nagging at the back of Fallanassi's mind. When would Tess grow bored? When was enough enough? Where did the assassination commence? Talking helped, because the more Tess explained upon her life, the more obvious it became that, outwardly, the rogue was not afraid of the markswoman. There was an earnestness and honesty in the way the rust head spoke and carried herself. It was rough on the edges, blunt, rude, crass, and even openly selfish. If the Major didn't know any better she would state that for the duration of their interaction Tess simply carried her thoughts and inclinations right on her hands -exposed so as to be seen. Granted, it could be little more than an act while the auburn locked dame whipped up her use, abuse, and flee strategy on the fly -and given to her roguish tendencies it wasn't beyond a meager stretch of the imagination to make such a connection in that move and her current actions.
But why go so far to have fun with it? Why seemingly enjoy it, even put herself in prolonged scrutiny and risk blowing her cover? Was this her modus operandus?
Rationality called it as thus. The Major's instincts claimed that that simply wasn't true. The problem more or less was internal in nature: the Fallanassi had no scruples with keeping secrets from the beings that surrounded her whether the hidden plans were to protect them or prepare for their exhaustion and discarding; reverse who was in what position and suddenly it became a grave problem and a betrayal without hope of atonement. She just didn't trust another being to make such schemes. It manifested heavily with Dragus -where such measures of self protection enabled her survival and progression within the N.O.E. If it wasn't played that way, then surely she would have perished long ago. More recently the restrictive "wiring" of this self defense mechanism had ensured the destruction of her partnership with Eralam. She couldn't trust in him making each and every decision, nor could take that backrole regardless of her crimes against him. Oddly enough, she could justify her actions in one or two warped thought paths. One: it gave a stuffy old man something to do. Two: his sheer amount of power was quite literally being wasted. More than once she had consulted the data housed as a holographic display screen within her glasses often: reports confirm that both Vera and Dresden were both spotted entering his shop in the Dresselian Galactic Marketplace, which also served as Eralam's super duper hidden bunker fortress. There was no way to get spy into there, and even when the informants made their requests for orders to continue monitoring the ex-Shard, the Major just canceled further monitoring of the subject in the field. Their efforts would end up as a waste of life anyway. So it's been days. No contact, no calls, no busting down the front door with a self contained sun in hand for issuing the final absolution, no revenge, no follow up. Just nothing. So then that's where they stand, as though nothing existed in the first place? On the one hand, it completely validated the Major's lack of trust in anything living, and probably explained her strange fascinations with the undead and eldritch abominations; on the other hand, it offered a clean type of slate, a free pass, a getaway, and the merciful cover that self imposed oblivion.
More importantly, the whole fiasco and its result did both something terrible and beautiful: it completely lacerated the Fallanassi's inhibitions.
It was the morning of day four of the Major's vacation in Sarlaan. Tess was fast asleep, and the markswoman could already tell that there was no hope of getting her friend out of bed before noon -on any day. It was only nine in the morning. Depressed, dazed from a light headache, and already morose enough after spending the entire morning reliving, redacting, and recalculating her life's more intense decisions, the Major decides to close up her robe as tightly as it could go while taking a seat next Tess' bed. After a moment or so the our resident four-eyes turns to examine Tess just a bit more closely. Often times when awake it was not rare to see her angry and determined in quite the brash way, but even then her facial features had a curve and roundness to its edges that gave her an impression of youth -even gullibility. No doubt her kind of face had gotten her out of some heavy trouble before, if the Fallanassi was inclined to believe her battle stories.
Cute may have not have been a word in the Major's vernacular, but it certainly was apt to describe what the cloudy eyed woman was seeing. Perhaps endearing would do better. Yes, in a galaxy so full of utter fecal matter, there was still a little bit of charm and honesty in it. So what really was the point in reminiscing and making mountains of issues which already have snapped and abandoned her? Everyone else in this awful tyranny named existence seemed to find joy and comfort -even peace. Absolutely nothing in life was good when plagued with stolen materials, gold, even souls. But right now in this tiny window in this tiny place a part of tiny town wrapped up in a tiny, insignificant life was something bright and endearing.
This is of course when the Major snapped out of her illustrious ruminations and suddenly realized that her hand was working its way through Tess' rusty waves of hair. Cursing herself for being so absentmindedly sentimental, the Fallanassi institutes another swift and tactical retreat -collecting a basic outfit of clothes before throwing herself into a cold shower.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 2, 2014 17:09:54 GMT -8
The sun's rays filtered in through the open curtains, gently rousing Tess from her sleep. She languidly sat up, stretched her arms over her head, and squinted at the wall clock to see what the time was. She mumbled an obscenity upon learning it was well after noon, and made her way out of the overly inviting bed. She tossed the comforter off of herself and walked over the slump it laid as on the floor. She looked in the direction of where her friend had slept and wasn't surprised to find it made up, looking as if no one had been there all night. Tess was surprised though to find herself incredibly disappointed and lonely that her friend was gone. "Probably another business call," she thought whilst moping. "Hope it doesn't take up half the day again like yesterday." Tess shuffled to the mini fridge for a morning pick-me-up and turned on the holo news. As she swigged from the mini bottle of bittersweet depression and pondered about her precarious emotional state. She tossed the empty bottle at the wall and headed to the bathroom. She opened the door and walked down the tiny hallway to the enormous raised bathtub. It wasn't until she was almost to the tub itself did she realize it was presently occupied. The air was cold and soft splashes could be heard. Tess froze, terrified at her realization- there Major was, taking a cold shower, her supple body parts peering through the clear shower curtain. Wait, supple?! Tess stood there dumbstruck and tried desperately to leave the room without being heard. Her eyes remained locked on the flowing raven strands of hair as she stepped backwards, almost tripping on the bathrobe that was strewn upon the floor, and closing the door as quietly as possible with shaking hands. She stared at the closed portal for several moments, wondering if Major would come running out with punishment on the agenda. After two minutes, believing all was safe (for now) she went straight back to the mini fridge and drank the first thing she laid her fingers upon. She then plopped herself on the couch and smiled- at least she wasn't alone after all.
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Mar 2, 2014 21:27:28 GMT -8
Post by The Major on Mar 2, 2014 21:27:28 GMT -8
Ah, the cold bath, a marvel touching upon each nerve racked pore of the human body. When it felt as though the curious sensation typified as an oddity by her, but normally called sentimentality by anyone else, had passed -the Major then emerged. The chill had left the skin that was too pale brimming with goosebumps, but ultimately cold never did bother this one much. Her blood boiled warm enough to keep the whole lot of it hot enough. It takes but a moment for the esteemed ambassador of the undead to dress: humorless undergarments first, fitted slacks next, followed by yellow socks, and rounded out by a nondescript black tanktop. Hopefully, the message would be read loud and clear by her companion: today she didn't have any obligations. Speaking of companions, Tess would probably be waking up right about now. Only, as the Major entered the living area she was met with something of a surprise. She wasn't exactly prepared to see Tess with a smile taken straight from the devil while sitting cross-legged in those black short shorts bearly peeking out from a long white shirt, head canted, hair ruffled, face brimming with a sly sort of happiness.
It screamed with something straight out of a bass line of a bop tune twinged with swing era swelling. And then she blinked, and then the Fallanassi heard a saxophone trill out opening notes in her brain. Cool wasn't even close enough to describe the oozing confidence coming from this nobody, this non person. What the Hell was this person?
As anticipated, the Fallanassi screws this up with the worst possible thing to say or do at the worst possible moment. Oh, sure, put her in a crumpled skyscraper upon an invading army's axis of advance, and she'll sing the ordered chaos and thundering release of warhammer shots crushing down the enemy to a fine, gory powder. Get her in a lab and she'll play tumors and malignant genotype sequences like a bloody accordion. Speeches to anxious marines? Fine. Studying some of the most mathematically intensive branches of organic chemistry? Cake. List the notes played by most any from of antiquated music entirely by ear? That was a hobby. Put her in a room with a person she didn't know how exactly to treat, who didn't exactly fit the roles of subordinate, servant, enemy, or test subject. You could almost smell her hair burning as that intellect short fused.
"I touched your head vwhile you vwere sleeping. I'm sorry."
And then she just stood there like some gangly freak, neither smiling or frowning, just drawn into tight concentration with hands balled into fists. If one didn't know any better, they might say she was planted firmly into the carpet. Sure, the Major had mentioned that maybe she'll give the concept of brash, boneheaded honesty a try (in a way to imitate Tess herself, or at least what she thought Tess was doing) and see where it goes and how it goes. Not only did this declaration sound stupid in the Fallanassi's brain, but it also somehow managed to sound worse aloud as her voice squeak-rasped its way into what no doubt was a deeper brand of Hell. On the bright side, the accent, while harsh enough, was coming along and clearing up nicely.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 3, 2014 8:52:18 GMT -8
At any other point in her life, not only would Tess feel violated by Major's statement, but would have gone for the taller woman's jugular. Growing up, Tess didn't have many friends, nor could she make a list of people she actually liked, trusted or tolerated. But lately things were much different. She was actually comfortable being who she was and even comfortable in the company she was presently in. This was the first week she could recall where she smiled and considered herself content.
Major's confession meant a lot to her. It meant that her feelings about her were mutual, and that they were not only friends, but actually partners. Partners in what was yet to be determined, but at the moment, life was beautiful.
Tess rose from the couch, adjusting her shirt. She went back to the mini bar and took out two more little bottles, this time something sweeter to match the mood. She cracked open the bottles of Disaronno and handed one to Major. "It's fine," she said toasting. "I just saw you naked and didn't exactly hate what I saw. Do you work out?" She added a wolfish grin and drank thirstily.
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Post by The Major on Mar 3, 2014 9:55:15 GMT -8
Of course, Tess was cracking a joke. Major said something that was out of place, clumsy, and downright silly to make of note of, and so she countered with a little bit of her own brand of brash humor. Although now that the Fallanassi thought on it, she could have sworn she heard footsteps while in the shower, but that could have just been her humming a snare drum tapping away. Nevermind the constant strain of odd musical cues that would play out in her head thanks to Diva's interference. Bah, better to delve into the moment that allow the silence to cause further harm. Taking the initiative instead of internalizing her mental meanderings (which would technically go against the experiment of unhinged honesty) the macabre markswoman takes a seat on the couch, takes a long swig of the sweet, almond tasting liquor, with its delicious warming properties, and then begins the process of drying the ridiculous amount of hair that grew out of her head.
"So you are a devoted prankster and teaser as vwell? Hmph."
The Major takes a big bunch of the stuff and starts running it through the towel, seemingly not displeased with the proceedings.
"I vwas part of a paramilitary unit vwhich saw heavy combat in a fruitless war, from about the age of 16, for roughly four years. The training was physically intensive and combat operations required only the peak embodiment of fitness. After that I have found that more often than not I'm the type to run towards the fields of battle. Mind my seeming embellishment -I like fighting very, fvery much. That lightsaber scorch mark that runs along my lower back, the one I told you that didn't hurt? It comes from the final battle of that vwar.
"That fight may have ended awhile ago, but the habits have managed to stay fresh -or ingrained.
"I have a routine that I follow every morning. In fact, this spree since I've met you is the longest time I have ever gone without exercise -barring crippling injuries."
The Fallanassi takes a pause here to take another swig from the bottle -this time expressing her appreciation of the booze by issuing a contented and husky sigh.
"By the way, what sort of product or procedure do you use for your hair? I practically petted your locks and didn't exactly hate how it felt. The texture, I mean. I need to walk around with a holographic disclaimer. Why do I find myself needing to offer you an apology on a consistent basis? I'm afraid that while I have enjoyed this time between immensely, I am terrible at dealing with circumstances beyond my anticipation. Believe me, I am far more ruthless and direct when I know how to act in front of any given person. You, however, seem to shatter my preconceptions and predictions continuously, and it puts me desperately out of my comfort zone. "
Indeed, she had tried to sort of borrow Tess' earlier joke and flash it back unto her. The execution of her move could use a little polish, though.
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Mar 3, 2014 18:01:08 GMT -8
Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 3, 2014 18:01:08 GMT -8
Tess grabbed a throw pillow from the couch and sat down cross legged facing Major, back against the arm rest. She put the pillow on her lap as support for the bottle in her hand. "I find it interesting that even though you thought I was teasing you about seeing you naked, you still told me about your work out practices." Tess spoke to Major with a cool familiarity without the slightest inclination of mockery. "Don't get me wrong. I would love to hear anything more about you, minute or otherwise. It's also interesting that despite you telling me about how dark and depressing your life is, you're still willing to share experiences with me. I'm not trying to psychoanalyze you or anything. It's just, and don't think I'm just being funny, but for once, everything feels alright. The darkness that is our past is only that: in the past. This vivid present is worth enduring all of that. Please, tell me more so I can combat it and help drink it away with you."
Tess's eyes wandered from her roommate's long raven hued tendrils to the wet stripes left behind on the couch cushion. "Speaking of hair- well, actually, I wasn't, but you were- I don't use any product in particular. Usually, just whatever's closest posing as soap-like."
There came a knocking on the door which was left unheeded. Tess wrote it off as being yet another person involved with Major's "business" side of life. A civil servant of sorts reminding her that the councilors awaited her. While Major was away during one of the previous days, Tess created a multi-verse version of Major. She was a princess of a far away planet, adopted and raised to one day reign as their queen, well loved by the people. An accident occured and she became the disinherited monarch, sent away to Shili. She hid there away from the saboteurs who meant her harm, revenge manifesting in her heart. She ruled Shili with an iron fist where the citizens both feared her and offered their lives in battle for her. She left to meet with her advisors, readying the battle tactics against the false shepards of her planet. Vegeance was in the works. Tess only hoped that when Major reclaimed what was once lost, she would get a wing in the palace as thanks for being her linguist.
"By the way, Major. Your accent is much better."
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Post by The Major on Mar 3, 2014 19:00:06 GMT -8
"Ah. All natural vwith you, hmm? I just happen to advocate such a lifestyle choice myself..."
Wait a minute, did Tess just say that she wasn't joking about the naked thing? No. This had to be another layer to her jest. What a joking person. If she wasn't so obviously dark and mysterious the Major might label her as silly. The alternative meant that she was handing out a compliment. Major didn't really take those. Add unto its slant and...
There was some kind of mental math or established equation that could explain exactly how to understand interactions, jokes, and whatever it was that happening here. Stand by for that result.
"You think so? vWell. Vvvvweeelll. Wuuh. Wwwuh. Wwwell. Well in this case we can say that there was a great linguistics coach present. Huff."
The door knocked again, and this time the Major arose with a great huff of annoyance. Stomping over to the door with the intensity of someone interrupted from something vastly important, almost childlike in wrath. She opens the door with one of those looks with the slow blinking and the drooping eyelids. Both she and the man in official uniform exchange a few words in their native tongues before the man offers a precision salute, clicks his heels, and marches down the hall way. When the markswoman finally turns, she appears to be electrified with energy, and purpose. Quite suddenly she bursts into motion, leaping across the room in two bounds before landing on her knees before Tess with extreme aplomb. Excited was the understatement of the century.
"Teß, they are coming. They are coming! This. Ah. This is in regards to my work. You've handled me in downtime well enough. You say you want to know me -from minute to great detail? Come with me to this conference." At this point the Fallanassi gives the auburn haired one an imploring look while taking Tess' hands into her own.
"It will not be an easy situation, and your presence may give me strength to see it resolve with confidence. Do this for me, my friend, wildcard launch, unidentifiable abstract, and I'll be in your debt."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 3, 2014 19:43:51 GMT -8
Tess was a little taken aback by Major's excitement. Firstly, by grabbing her hands, Tess's sweet almond nectar was almost wasted upon the floor. And secondly, there she was, jumping around, exclaiming that people were coming. People? What people? Who could rile her up in such as way that she needs backup from her...?
"Wait!" Tess nearly shouted with widened eyes. "You mean the advisors are coming? It's time to claim your birthright!?"
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Post by The Major on Mar 3, 2014 19:56:52 GMT -8
"Birthright? Birthright. That's actually a great way to propagandize it. Good work! What quick thinking! I'll have to mix that into the speech somehow -of course, only if it has context. Perhaps reference past work with Sith affiliated groups? Destiny to aide the dark side? No, if they did any research on Fallanassi ideology then they would know they place no meaning in light or dark, good and bad. Perhaps equate thirst to solidify this partnership as something of a destiny? State belief in abstract, untrue, mystical concept? No, reliance on fatalism and truism can be ultimately perceived as a weakness. . ."
Usually she kept the planning phase on the inside. Now she was rambling. Eventually she snapped back into focus of the present.
"Hm. I haven't exactly told you what my job is, haven't I? In the simplest of terms, Friend, I am a leader. That translates into a great deal of things. It is my job to plan and increase, increase and plan, and all across a number of fronts and theaters of action. "
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 3, 2014 20:04:48 GMT -8
"You're just a leader?" Tess asked slowly, slightly disappointed, slightly understanding and slightly confused. "I mean, you DO have the air of bossiness and leadership, and your posture is rather good. So if you're not a princess, then what are you? Duchess? President? Mayor?"
Tess motioned for her friend to get off the floor and back beside her on the couch. "Well, whatever you are, I'm your gal for any task you need of me." She handed Major the bottle she had set down before she got up to answer their door and clinked it with her own."As long as I don't get shot or have to get naked, there is no debt. Save for your companionship."
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Post by The Major on Mar 3, 2014 20:28:37 GMT -8
Air? Bossiness? Good posture? Airs? Did Tess just call her a stuck up bitch? The Major's face momentarily reflects this by scrunching up before becoming more placid, and peaceful, as she takes a proper seat and drinks a few more fingers from the amber bottle.
"Princess? Technically, I did inherit this position from my father upon his death. It was not an easy transition, nor without its contenders. I've never realized that one could possibly say I'm a princess in the sense that there is an estate, a line of succession, amongst other similarities. Really though, Princess Shepardt isn't quite effective at inspiring men and women to fight for your flag as Major Shepardt. Besides, look at me. Honestly, in what sort of twisted story would I be its princess? "
She takes another swig, this one a pronounced one, until the booze starts to burn the back of her tonsils. Which leaves her next words to be issued with that extra kick of husky rasp.
"A gothic novella, that's what."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 3, 2014 20:43:08 GMT -8
"You don't need to be testy, Miss Shepardt," Tess said with a slight slur upon saying Major's surname for her first time. "It's not like I'm insulting you calling you a princess. Ugh. In all honesty, I feel you have everything it takes to be a princess. It's part of the story I made up for you, but that's not the point. Who exactly are you? What can I expect at this meeting?"
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