Shaman Chill
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Stay frosty, my friends!
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Post by Shaman Chill on Apr 14, 2020 16:35:48 GMT -8
Losing online auctions at the last second turned me to the darkside.
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Viox Savage
Blackguard Imperium
"You want the same as me. My redemption, eternal ascension. Setting me free."
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Post by Viox Savage on Apr 14, 2020 19:11:40 GMT -8
The ridiculously stupid nature of the general populace has turned me to the Dark Side and filled me with an inane amount of dislike for most of my fellow humans...except you folks here. I like you.
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Liya Tawaza
The Unfair Advantage
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Post by Liya Tawaza on May 11, 2020 18:15:02 GMT -8
Eight weeks of quarantine turned me to the dark side.
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Syren
The Vegemite Enclave
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Post by Syren on May 29, 2020 12:23:09 GMT -8
Engineers who scoff at watershed statistical models while exalting their precious patent pending storm water statistical models turned me to the dark side -.-
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Dread Lord Havok
The First Order
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on May 31, 2020 14:13:08 GMT -8
Frequently having to change printer toner cartridges turned me to the dark side.
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Viox Savage
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Post by Viox Savage on Jun 12, 2020 10:31:05 GMT -8
Ignorant drivers is what turned me to the dark side...
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 13, 2020 4:34:56 GMT -8
people not wearing masks and not social distancing turned me to the darkside. AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!
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Viox Savage
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Post by Viox Savage on Jun 13, 2020 7:36:00 GMT -8
The ignorance, stupidity and, most importantly, the inability to be held accountable portion of our Liberal government has turned me to the dark side...
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 13, 2020 10:38:51 GMT -8
Political partisanship turned me to the dark side.
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Viox Savage
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Post by Viox Savage on Jun 13, 2020 10:40:15 GMT -8
Useless people have definitely turned me to the dark side.
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 13, 2020 10:47:08 GMT -8
Unripe avocados, picked and delivered when I order my produce online, turned me to the dark side.
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Kel'Al Raganella
The Jedi Order - Corellian Jedi Academy
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Post by Kel'Al Raganella on Jun 13, 2020 10:50:02 GMT -8
Broken software updates turned me to the dark side.
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 13, 2020 10:54:26 GMT -8
My wife's pug turned me to the dark side.
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Viox Savage
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Post by Viox Savage on Jun 13, 2020 15:31:53 GMT -8
Oh, that's a tough one to beat...pugs are definitely quirky little critters...
Sweltering heat combined with excessively strong winds has turned me to the dark side.
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 13, 2020 15:43:51 GMT -8
The excessively strong winds coming from by own butt after eating all these sugar-free candies turned me to the dark side.
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Whill Shaman Dažbog
Master Moderator 
Water is the most important element of life. For without Water, you cannot make Coffee.
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Post by Whill Shaman Dažbog on Jun 13, 2020 15:48:24 GMT -8
Being told by some people...coughcough....that I cannot transmute all the Universe's water into coffee turned me to the Dark Side.
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Viox Savage
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Post by Viox Savage on Jun 13, 2020 15:50:50 GMT -8
Not having a universe full of coffee rather than water, turned me to the Dark Side.
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 13, 2020 15:56:50 GMT -8
Knowing that there is such a perverse thing such as shitty-coffee turned me to the dark roast. SIDE, ahem.
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Shaman Chill
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Post by Shaman Chill on Jun 13, 2020 20:39:29 GMT -8
Finding out that someone *ahemDAZahem* transmuted my iced tea into iced coffee turned me to the dark side.
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Dread Lord Havok
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Post by Dread Lord Havok on Jun 14, 2020 5:34:35 GMT -8
Gaining 25 pounds in graduate school turned me to the dark side.
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