An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 5:30:09 GMT -8
*The IF fleet, filled with bodies filled with adrenaline holding guns filled with ammunition stood in the ships way*
::Freeze there sucker. Going somewhere?::
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Post by Twin Togruta Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 5:36:03 GMT -8
*The response from the shuttle was fast*
-Captain-
::Easy there Admiral Artillery - we have two girls named Dubh onboard::
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 5:38:02 GMT -8
*The Comm. officer said, hardly muttering*
::Not this shit again.... We'll take them onboard::
*The ship was caught with a tractor beam and pulled up close for a search. As it came aboard the IF Flag bodies were all over it guns raised*
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Post by Twin Togruta Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 6:41:45 GMT -8
*The pilot looked at his mate who was suddenly in his mind a familiar hairy ape*
"I've got a bad feeling about this Chewtobaaco, I mean Whatyamacallit. What if they find all that dope we have???"
The co-pilot banged his head off the dash several times
"Quit quoting Han Solo and calling me a Wookie; you're freaking me out man. And this is the IF; they'd be upset if we didn't have spice!"
*The pilot went quiet as the ship was pulled into the Accumulator. Thumb pointing to his rear, scratch that. The rear the co-pilot continued his rant*
"That pair of broads are what worries me; they are freaking me out....."
*The pilot went silent as the ship was sucked into the capital ship*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 6:57:59 GMT -8
*The ship was turned inside out. Troops fell on the girls. An officer poke*
"Well well what have we here?
*With a dig at the man at his right*
"Who's up for first go?"
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Post by Twin Togruta Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 7:01:33 GMT -8
*Rhiannon Dubh stood up tall*
"I'm Rhiannon Dubh"
*Pointing to her sister*
" & that's Aranrhod Dubh"
*Chin up she waited*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 18, 2016 9:49:13 GMT -8
*The officer looked at the girls blankly*
"Gentlemen this house is clear."
*Nodding to the pilot*
"Bring this ship down; we are landing"
*The ship made its' way down past the fleet to the surface*
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Feb 20, 2016 10:21:31 GMT -8
*Boredom infects the fleet like a plague. On the Enforcer-class picket cruiser Hell On Rollerskates the boys are really losing it. Nothing cures boredom like spontaneous action. Bored as sin the boys start having sinful thoughts and Captain Soontohavehissorryassfried can feel it... just before he gets beat about the head and face by his crew. Commander Puddleofpuke leaps in headbutts one of the mutineers, then footsweeping the man brings his foot down on his head - repeatedly. Drawing his pistol he fires a shot into the bodies on the floor and arbitrarily empties his clip into one of said mutineers. Smiling Puddleofpuke says*
-Commander Puddleofpuke-
"You clowns try that on me and you'll end up like that..... Get toss bodies outta here. Now!!!"
*And the bodies are scrapped up then summarily ejected into space. The IF fleet with shocking unity puts all barrels on the corpses blowing them into subatomic particles in a heartbeat. And that's that. Commander Puddleofpuke messages the CO and reports the occurrence. A response is returned without delay. Now promoted the man speaks to the crew*
-Captain Puddleofpuke-
"let's forget that whole silly business. Tell me what's happening with you - before I need leave another body on the floor"
*And with that things fall back into the norm*
(OoC permission to post this stupidity)
An Tiarna's Fleet:
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Feb 20, 2016 13:20:40 GMT -8
*A Sentinel Class transport lifts up from the surface sending a coded exit message to the IF fleet it makes the jump to hyperspace*
Sentinel:
w/ 200 40 gallon barrels packed with high ammonia nitrate compound fertilizer and tibanna gas
10 Togorian Commando
Plumber: Wide Load
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Feb 20, 2016 16:30:53 GMT -8
*A sentinel enters orbit relaying codes to the IF fleet it quietly descend toward the surface*
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Feb 20, 2016 20:59:04 GMT -8
*The CODE RED signal was received in orbit the IF fleet swung into full alert. A prerecorded wide Comm. message was relayed every 2 minutes*
::CODE RED is now in effect. Any ships that refuse to comply with inspection will be considered hostile and fired on::
*The Admiral explained the rules of engagement to his men*
"In orbit routine surveillance of incoming traffic will be exacting and precise. Any vessel attempting to pass by unattended will be considered hostile and fired on."
OoC Anybody can NPC themselves through this, or simply pass by with on the automatic assumption that the procedure as prescribed has been played through. Avoids anybody the headache of some agonizing wait. Manaan is open to RP but it is a police state under martial law at full alert.
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 23, 2016 21:20:59 GMT -8
An Tiarna's Fleet:
*The fleet moves in orbit, breaking into small groups than reforming erratically. The hyperspace lanes are closely watched and quite sporadically well timed fire is released from one, several or in cases where deemed fit the entire fleet*
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Mórrígan Dubh
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 1:45:18 GMT -8
*An Officer runs over to Admiral of the Fleet Ó Miadhacháin*
-Petty Officer-
"Sir we have unknow..."
*The Admiral cuts in*
-Admiral of the Fleet Ó Miadhacháin-
"Fire all guns!!-
*The hyperspace lanes are pounded ahots. Ouch that must hurt*
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Ciarán Dubh & Laoch Bán Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 3:32:52 GMT -8
*A ship breaking in from orbit meets the IF fleet. All pulls to a standstill*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 3:38:33 GMT -8
*The IF fleet hails the craft as a tractor beam locks on the ship pulling it in*
-Admiral of the Fleet Ó Miadhacháin-
::Ok.... We're all a little trigger happy here... to whom do we owe the pleasure?::
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Ciarán Dubh & Laoch Bán Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 3:43:32 GMT -8
*The captain responded quickly*
-Captain-
"We're nobodies really... we have a piar of boys calling themselves Dubh... what do we do?"
*The ship was sucked aboard the IF flagship*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 3:50:52 GMT -8
*The ship was taken into an Acclamator. The men were met by a decidedly militant group of massive Togorians and human aids. Questions were not really asked. Through searches were conducted and after the essential questions answered the men were tagged and them and their belongs were sent to the surface. An officer commented*
Ciarán Dubh 123UNKNOWN
Laoch Bán Dubh321UNKNOWN
-Stunned Lieutenant-
<<Wtf is with these people??>>
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Post by Ciarán Dubh & Laoch Bán Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 4:04:24 GMT -8
*The searching and tests were thorough to put it politely thought Loach. At long last himself and Ciarán with their personal effects were heading towards manaan. They jumped into the atmosphere*
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An Tiarna Dubh
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 24, 2016 20:02:42 GMT -8
*Coughing up half a lung Ó Miadhacháin lights another cigarette*
-Admiral of the Fleet Ó Miadhacháin-
"Fire!!!"
*The guns of the flagship go off sending all guns in the fleet into motion. The joy of control & pointless destruction. Two tourist cruisers coming into Manaan orbit get turned into subatomic particles. A bald faced lie is cooked up making said horrible waste of totally innocent people look reasonable. The Admiral speaks again*
-Admiral of the Fleet Ó Miadhacháin-
"They wish to call us ruthless mass murdering scumbags.... why not help the cause? We are such nice people...."
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Post by An Tiarna Dubh on Feb 25, 2016 2:07:50 GMT -8
*A ridiculous salvo of fire is spit out of the IF fleet at pretty much anything in the wild path of fire*
-Admiral of the Fleet Ó Miadhacháin-
'That's the way to start the morn off right. I gotta puke'
*The horrid gagging can be heard as the admiral spits up quarter a bottle of whiskey and last nights supper on the Petty Officer to his left*
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