Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 6, 2013 18:51:52 GMT -8
Look - just because I said no, doesn't mean that you cant do it.
Women take things so literally nowadays...
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 6, 2013 20:27:59 GMT -8
If you meant that, you wouldn't style your hair like one.
What, do they have you wear a net while you provide care?
It's a health hazard.
Coincidently, it is also a health hazard to be on my bad side.
I like broccoli, you see.
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Kraval Ordo
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Post by Kraval Ordo on Jun 6, 2013 21:02:21 GMT -8
Well I know I don't have any STDs........since I haven't screwed any women since getting into the bounty hunting business. Plus if ever do, I stay protected
As far as the high cholesterol....nope, very strict diet plus I workout alot and get a lot of cardio in by chasing bounties and stuff
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 6, 2013 21:05:31 GMT -8
Right. I already told you guys I understand.
Takedown denied!
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Post by Jace Stealer on Jun 7, 2013 1:10:27 GMT -8
Alright, 25 hours. But it's there. So let's get this started.  |
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Post by Dred Vizsla on Jun 7, 2013 7:48:49 GMT -8
Well I know I don't have any STDs........since I haven't screwed any women since getting into the bounty hunting business. Plus if ever do, I stay protected As far as the high cholesterol....nope, very strict diet plus I workout alot and get a lot of cardio in by chasing bounties and stuff Mando's eat bullets and blaster shots, sure it's high in fiber but at least we're regular. Plus we aren't the rape-y types we conquer, subjugate and destroy. It might contradict your fun Major. I don't take prisoners unless ordered to do so. Too much mess and fuss honestly and worst of all expensive. Bolt you'll probably eat only once a day on Dred's watch. That is if he's feeling generous. XD |
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Jun 7, 2013 8:09:13 GMT -8
Sorry for the inactivity guys, my internet crashed 2 days ago and I will be having intermittent problems with it until the 11th. So I didn't actually PM Jace or post here or IC and such.
Jace: Awesome, glad you posted and looking forward to finally facing off against you.
Major: Of course you can join us on Ryloth. Of course we're not actually ON Ryloth yet, rather stuck in orbit, literally in a Star Destroyer. I thought it'd be better to park there!
Everyone else: continue being awesome with a dash of evil, maybe a splash of rum too!
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 7, 2013 9:20:21 GMT -8
Plus we aren't the rape-y types we conquer, subjugate and destroy. It might contradict your fun Major.
I'm a Fallanaz -fuck- Fallanassi. Everything we do is about desires and making sure people get what they desire, it's not my fault they don't realize they want it yet.
Conquer, subjugate, destroy? I've spent like two years working for the N.O.E. What do you think we did? Have slumber parties. We did, by the way, but that was after the conquering, subjugating, and destruction. If anything, what you guys do is exactly my fun, except not as essay length per post-ish. Besides, I don't play with Mandos enough.
Major: Of course you can join us on Ryloth. Of course we're not actually ON Ryloth yet, rather stuck in orbit, literally in a Star Destroyer. I thought it'd be better to park there!
You know what? Sounds good! It'll be like being a zit that looks like a freckle. |
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Kraval Ordo
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Post by Kraval Ordo on Jun 7, 2013 10:37:25 GMT -8
We wasn't against you in joining us on Ryloth, Major..........we were against the whole idea of you taking blood samples from us. But i've had a change of heart and you can take my blood sample.......eventhough i might regret it later  |
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Post by Dred Vizsla on Jun 7, 2013 13:02:59 GMT -8
OOC lets clear up a little confusion. It's your character Major and you can do whatever it is you want. If you try to take blood from Dred IC, IC our characters are going to have to fight. Maybe to the death. I'd rather not go through that, but I have a blue traffic light so....Try at you own peril. OOC I want you to have fun and join us. Doesn't mean you shouldn't do what you want to have fun. Savvy? Hope we are on the same wavelength.
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Jun 7, 2013 14:04:03 GMT -8
I'm sure the mandos will provide you with a free sample of a different bodily fluid! 
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Post by Kraval Ordo on Jun 7, 2013 16:03:25 GMT -8
Blood remind me to leave you drunk ass behind in the next prisoner cell you get yourself capture in
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Jun 7, 2013 16:11:35 GMT -8
Just had a very brief chat with Alkor, he's been exceptionally busy but will post asap.
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Post by Dred Vizsla on Jun 7, 2013 17:51:17 GMT -8
It's a moot point. I understand busy, but it's just respectful to communicate after a day or two of absence. Kraval did. I did. Where was he? Anyways, it's a redundant moot point. I'm having fun with the story so far and am looking forward to the trouble Jace is going to pose. Oh and BP: We need one of those transports to drop in Mando's or maybe install one in the Cutlass. Kraval, I was thinking we find a third and re-enact the Tremor brothers scene from Smoking Aces. Whaddaya say? I wish K'aden would come back soon. We'd have our third.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 7, 2013 21:03:57 GMT -8
So at first I thought that Major was a good sport, a "ha, until next time" kind of gentleman after losing a cricket match. Then I saw this:  Now, while that's nothing new, it is vaguely creepy, since her next words were "health hazard", "takedown" and (my personal favourite) "RAPE". I think, I might have a stalker. A very pleasant, amicable human-being, who I don't judge for what they do in their private time. Fact. I'm flattered. In other news, I should be posting soon. |
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Post by Dred Vizsla on Jun 8, 2013 4:07:06 GMT -8
This group is awesome. Doctors and quasi-doctors talking about rape. So much win.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 8, 2013 6:37:38 GMT -8
I'm sure the mandos will provide you with a free sample of a different bodily fluid! IC: go und fuck zyourself! OOC: if it were Boba Fett, I'd happily and greedily accept. HE has had me like that since SW V. Not ashamed to admit that. Batman and Han Solo also share that distinction. Ja! Reality bending. Dred, I'm a little more interested in fleshing out Major's more contrite, lass viking-like, and fun-loving tendencies rather than commit to genetic science —like she has been for like two years now. Plus, it would be nice if I can get her to stop being racist towards mandos. Even natzis can learn to love! Or really they should learn non-hate. Yes. Oh, and Gukky? Shut up. You're already staring to make my teeth grind. They are chainsaw rapist grin teeth. Do you have any idea what that feels like? |
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Post by Dred Vizsla on Jun 8, 2013 6:56:44 GMT -8
That had so much win in that statement as well. Maybe you should be the third in our escapade to the depot. Tremor brothers style.
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Post by The Major on Jun 8, 2013 16:37:18 GMT -8
Down with that. Just keep Gukky away from me. Also, do not give me any sort assignment with Gukky; do not under any circumstance allow me to enter a room occupied by Gukky. Doing so could result in statements about killing dirty pups, which will be followed by some rather intense rifle fire.
I think we're going to make a great team! These positive thoughts are making the big, unnatural curl in my hair tighten happily!
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Post by Dred Vizsla on Jun 8, 2013 18:51:06 GMT -8
BP: I think we should hit honoghr for medical supplies. The Mando's and Jedi are going to need band-aids and bacta tanks before it's over. At a wholesale price of course.  |
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