The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 24, 2014 7:33:01 GMT -8
Congratulations, you are now a part timer. You wonder why you're broke two days into your week.
I wish Tess would drink honey mead and love it.
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Chloro
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Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
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Post by Chloro on Mar 25, 2014 7:36:34 GMT -8
She eventually reverts to her Norse roots and goes bezerk.
I wish to pass her a nail studded bat.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 25, 2014 9:31:10 GMT -8
You do, but she smashes you by mistake while she demolishes a building with Odin like intensity.
I wish the Norge gods would ride the winds again, killing the unrighteous.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2014 13:50:09 GMT -8
You are unrighteous.
I wish for a nice hot bowl of mapo tofu on a day like today. Seriously, that shit is awesome. One of the few foods mentioned in an anime that turned out to be worth the trouble.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 25, 2014 15:15:09 GMT -8
Granted, but you are unrighteous.
I wish for better book lists.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2014 16:35:05 GMT -8
They're all made by me.
I wish for a match.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 25, 2014 16:40:54 GMT -8
I hand you my Zippo.
Think about that the implications for a moment.
I wish for more standardized tests.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 25, 2014 19:34:40 GMT -8
Is that an euphemism for "penis, " per chance, Major?
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 25, 2014 19:37:25 GMT -8
?
No.
I want the children to suffer more.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 25, 2014 19:38:34 GMT -8
The Zippo, genius, not tests.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 25, 2014 19:43:16 GMT -8
No. My Zippo is a Zippo. Nothing else.
The implication is that I'm there in person. If I'm doing him a favor, he is most likely a corpse at a wake.
These are logical lines of continuous action.
Can we talk about you now?
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 25, 2014 19:45:10 GMT -8
Uh, no.
Get on with the game!
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 25, 2014 19:47:04 GMT -8
I wish to talk about you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2014 20:01:27 GMT -8
You do, but no one listens.
I wish tobacco wasn't so bad for you.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 27, 2014 8:35:28 GMT -8
It isn't, but then again, living is bad for your health.
I wish for a cure to smoking that was instant.
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Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Mar 27, 2014 16:04:29 GMT -8
An instant cure for smoking? A bullet to the head will cure that.
I wish that I had some Dr Pepper right now.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 29, 2014 18:09:55 GMT -8
Too bad they only sell Mr. Pibb these days.
I wish for chocolate rain.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 29, 2014 19:44:19 GMT -8
The horror! Birds are pooping every where.
You didn't say it wasn't white chocolate.
Zing!
I wish for dry clothes.
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Mar 30, 2014 13:49:32 GMT -8
Your cotton clothes, straight out of the dryer, have shrunk three sizes, and you are now dry, but very uncomfortable.
I wish white sugar tasted like brown sugar.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 30, 2014 14:26:57 GMT -8
You are given brown sugar. Duh.
I wish I could see ultraviolet rays.
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