Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Apr 3, 2014 22:47:48 GMT -8
You get it. You shoot it.
Then cringe as you realise how flawed your own point of view can be when it's coming from someone else's mouth.
I wish for one too.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Apr 5, 2014 14:02:25 GMT -8
You get it but are destroyed by the hubris since deep down you think you are the Messiah.
I wish for a gun that infects people with the drive to serve me as though I am their noble God-Queen.
Or be the antichrist if you believe in fables.
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Galdaart Fel
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 5, 2014 14:06:14 GMT -8
Granted, God-Queen. Unfortunately, I am an athiest socialist, so you actually mean nothing to me.
I wish for corduroy. Lots of corduroy.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Apr 5, 2014 18:42:03 GMT -8
Hipsters are very into you. You move to either Greenpoint, Williamsburg, or Carroll Gardens, and on the G line. God, the people that ride that train look like the catalogue for the worst people from the West, Midwest, and the South all combined with Puerto Ricans.
Quick, someone get artillery on that puke pile.
I wish for a squadron of Leopard Tanks.
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Galdaart Fel
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 5, 2014 19:03:38 GMT -8
Granted. Several basins filled with large felines appears at your feet.
I wish for a new P-touch machine.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Apr 5, 2014 19:25:13 GMT -8
It's there and all but someone pissed on it. Bright side: good as new if you wash it.
I have everything I want right now. You losers can go ahead.
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Galdaart Fel
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Post by Galdaart Fel on Apr 5, 2014 19:31:09 GMT -8
The pee turns out to be unicorn pee. I sell the samples for a tidy profit.
I wish for a good book and a hammock.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Apr 5, 2014 19:36:38 GMT -8
You get the book. You get a throw pillow, you greedy jerk.
Hammock. Who the Hell has the time for that.
I wish the little children in Africa would not starve.
Go on. Corrupt it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 19:38:30 GMT -8
You are pumped full of growth hormones. They feast on your bloated body for weeks.
I wish to go back to sleep.
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Ael Jade
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Post by Ael Jade on Apr 6, 2014 8:56:46 GMT -8
You go back to sleep, after ten minutes your children discover how to post on JvS from your accounts.
I wish I could snap my fingers and clean like Mary Poppins.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Apr 6, 2014 10:43:18 GMT -8
Burn the witch. Those are not the last words you hear but it's still an annoying process.
Wish for the books to house explosive. Come on, get creative.
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