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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2013 18:43:33 GMT -8
You win a big house, but it's haunted(of course). You're eaten in your sleep by a mutant ghost.
I wish I was a rock star.
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Dav Man'Sell
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 4, 2013 19:04:13 GMT -8
You become one of the biggest rock stars of the year, but have a drink and drug fueled orgy that leads to you being permanently crippled from the neck down in a horrific sex-act-injury. You try to continue your career, but your music really suffers from your lack of locomotion. Finally, your music all but forgotten, you resort to cheap reality TV to try and reclaim some fame and glory, but you only end up looking pathetic and a little bit crazy.
I wish I had worked harder in school
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2013 19:17:20 GMT -8
You get a nice big house, but you don't get to live in it because you travel in time and become a slave on a plantation
I wish i knew what to wish for
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 4, 2013 19:18:22 GMT -8
You do, and then realize that you wish you hadn't.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on May 4, 2013 19:19:31 GMT -8
You learn how to fly. You don't learn how to land. It gets messy.
I wish I had Ice Cream
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2013 19:20:44 GMT -8
You get turned into Ice cream. better stay out of the heat
I wish i wasn't allergic to chocolate
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Post by The Corruption on May 4, 2013 19:22:47 GMT -8
You aren't allergic to chocolate; you are, however, allergic to oxygen, and quickly die from anaphalactic shock.
I wish I could kill Dav Man'Sell and take over the galaxy.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 4, 2013 19:22:55 GMT -8
You do. And without the gravity of his ego, the universe flies apart.
I wish money grew on trees.
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Post by The Corruption on May 4, 2013 19:25:35 GMT -8
It does. During a tornado, a dozen money trees are picked up and twirled around. A million quarters fly through your house and flay you alive.
I wish I was the Most Interesting Man in the World.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 4, 2013 19:27:03 GMT -8
You are, and everyone knows it. And by extension, they know how incredibly dull and unforgivably boring their own lives are by comparison. Mass suicides abound.
I wish I had game.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2013 19:28:15 GMT -8
you do.... but it is the most boring game in the universe
i wish this game would end
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on May 4, 2013 19:43:17 GMT -8
The game does end, you lose.
I wish I owned a boat.
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Post by Kalosis on May 4, 2013 19:44:14 GMT -8
It sinks. You drown.  I wish for real lightsabers. |
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Post by Adelle Bastiel on May 4, 2013 19:53:39 GMT -8
You get real lightsabers and accidentally stab yourself in the eye with one turning it on.
I wish I was a phoenix.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2013 21:05:37 GMT -8
you become a phoenix, but a hunter shoot you dead everytime you return from your ashes (shouldn't he run out of ammo after half a day)
i wish i could sleep
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 4, 2013 21:21:24 GMT -8
You fall asleep immediately after reading this. This does not imply that you wake up in the morning; rather, you are found two days later to be in a coma caused by an benign but inoperable tumor in your brain. You are shipped to a hospital and kept on life support until the ripe old age of fifty-six; at that point, having found no legal guardians or close relatives to claim you, the facility's budget cuts force them to let you quietly slip away into eternity.
Being asleep does not prevent you from voiding your bowels as you die.
I wish I was a natural redhead.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 4, 2013 21:25:02 GMT -8
You gain a beautiful head of red hair. You lose out on your soul. Hope it was worth it, ginger.
I wish slow walkers knew to stick to the sides of walkways.
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Post by Kalosis on May 4, 2013 21:25:36 GMT -8
You ate a natural readhead but have become so sexy only scum bags have the guts to approch you.
I wish I never had to work again.
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Post by Vidalu Na'an on May 4, 2013 21:31:47 GMT -8
"I wish slow walkers knew to stick to the sides of walkways."
This is of course the case; in this world, 100% of slow walkers do not inhibit the path of the fast walkers. The people you encounter, however, are not walking slowly because they are natural slow walkers. Instead, they are devious psychological assassins, using annoyance tactics to delay you to the point of dragging you into nigh-fatal situations. You have escaped them several times, solely due to your impatience and ability to weave. They will learn new tricks when they realize this tactic is not working.
You will not escape next time.
I wish every post I ever wrote was the best post on the site.
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Post by Aherk Fyyar on May 4, 2013 21:35:44 GMT -8
And it is! Because everyone else left and moved on!
I wish my hair worked the way I wanted it to.
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