The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 18, 2013 12:50:27 GMT -8
Granted, but it's Subject 67 brand of luck. They all die in horrible ways, causing the tournament to be null and void.
I hope I can enter the next round.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 13:53:47 GMT -8
You enter the next round, unfortunately its a round of a SAW inspired Gladiators where you must traverse shards of broken glass, climb a wall made entirely out of protruding rusty nails and must walk through a pit littered with bear traps. Needless to say you die a slow painful death from blood loss and blood poisoning.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 18, 2013 14:15:49 GMT -8
No wish? Guess your corruption is null. I get what I want! Can't wait for the tourney now!
I wish that Steffo would wish for a wish.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 18, 2013 17:05:54 GMT -8
Granted he wished for you to live a rich successful life. However because no one on the thread had a modicum of originality you end up dying poor and not achieving nothing right after purchasing a 509 million dollar lottery ticket.
I wish I had the superpowers of Virgil Hawking of the DC universe (the only good DC superhero)
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 18, 2013 17:15:55 GMT -8
Granted, but Raven kills you while she goes through a Trigon fit. The death is painful, dark, and there are so many tacky clothes. We weep for your soul.
I wish that Xeonon gets rezzed -he deserves at least once more shot at it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2013 19:18:40 GMT -8
He gets rezzed, but Jason Todd is feeling like an asshole and shoots him in the face one day.
I wish digital comics weren't so damned expensive.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 18, 2013 19:55:16 GMT -8
Like, seriously! What the Hell! There is no cost of shipping and handling. It's just data.
I grant this wish with gusto, but it takes the world two years to make prices drop to sensical levels.
I square Era's wish.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 19, 2013 8:31:47 GMT -8
Lucky you. You're significant other gives you a replica. Happy, no?
I wish I had a significant other...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 8:37:37 GMT -8
You have a significant other. In other news, Kuroro is no longer stalking me. Happy trails!
I wish for more matches. My box will be empty soon.
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Post by Chloro on Jun 19, 2013 8:40:50 GMT -8
I feel like I've been punched in the balls. And you're going to feel that pain in a minute, Eralam.
Your wish is granted. I'm you new matchbox.
I wish Eralam would light me up...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 8:43:11 GMT -8
I light you up. From afar. With a turbolaser.
I wish I knew why my nads suddenly started hurting.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 19, 2013 8:46:22 GMT -8
The answer is quite simple - Herpes.
I wish Eralam would come to me for the cure. It'll be expense...
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Post by Chloro on Jun 19, 2013 8:48:03 GMT -8
Eralam pays for the cure, dearly.
I wish I could find the hussy that gave it to him.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 19, 2013 10:51:15 GMT -8
Granted. You find out it was you. Your creators have placed a special weapon in you just in case. Take comfort, you're no hussy, you just wanna love -with fire. Herpes fire.
I wish Eralam and Kuroro come back already. I want to destroy them at least twice more.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 19, 2013 11:07:58 GMT -8
Granted they come back however they come back in such a way that they can only be destroyed once each, leaving you with a blood lust that can not be sated.
I wish that I was a jeep.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 11:09:29 GMT -8
You are a jeep. I destroy you after months of hard driving.
I wish for a 15 second cessation of the wind so I can light up without wasting matches.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 19, 2013 12:08:38 GMT -8
Granted, but it's only because I'm holding up a yellow parasol to protect your matches, which means I'm right next to you.
Viel Glück
I wish for more dinosaur.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2013 12:20:51 GMT -8
Granted you get more dinosaur. Dinosaur is the nickname of a 2 tonne fat woman from dusseldorf and boy does she also want more, enjoy!
I wish my name was Steffo Rancis
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 19, 2013 12:34:31 GMT -8
Granted. Still, everybody you ever know refuses to call you by it, and they call you Stumpy instead.
I wish he his name gets changed to Steffo Kansas.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 19, 2013 16:55:31 GMT -8
Granted. He can also do the shuffle.
I wish that I never needed to sleep again.
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