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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 5:31:33 GMT -8
We use rockets. Which technically is a corruption of the wish, as there are no shells. But if you ever wanted to look at a map and say "fuck that grid square and everyone in it..."
I wish for that.
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Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 5:36:21 GMT -8
I double down on that wish.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 19, 2013 8:03:46 GMT -8
I wish you were all in it.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 19, 2013 8:35:55 GMT -8
They are. And now you're all alone.
I wish for friendship.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 8:38:56 GMT -8
Have you met Kuroro?
I wish for a pony.
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Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 13:58:38 GMT -8
You get a Kuroro pony.
I wish to turn you all into minions.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 16:32:12 GMT -8
You succeed. The entire site is subjugated. Boring doesn't even begin to describe the monotony that results.
I wish to get back to sleep.
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Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 17:01:05 GMT -8
Gotcha. Hollow points loaded.
I wish not to subjugate into boredom, but dominate you all into glory.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2013 17:03:33 GMT -8
There are so many things that could go wrong with that wish. PM me for an itemized list.
I wish for quiet.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 19, 2013 17:06:19 GMT -8
Sounds like a plan. It's plenty of quiet in a grave.
I wish that average ignoramus would be a good little sheep and follow.
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Post by The Major on Jul 19, 2013 17:07:11 GMT -8
Granted. An extra mag of hollow points are stowed in my belt.
I wish for wishes that make you pee.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 19, 2013 20:53:30 GMT -8
I wish to be wearing the pants in this relationship. Even if they're soiled. Luckily they're Eralam's.
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Post by The Major on Jul 20, 2013 5:58:43 GMT -8
. . .
Granted. Er, you come up with the negative side.
I wish Gustav would revert to his moniker.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 6:12:46 GMT -8
Granted. He's still a creep.
I wish it wasn't too hot to think.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 20, 2013 6:56:26 GMT -8
You get chickenpox, leaving you horribly scarred. Now that you're less hot, does your brain work?
I wish that the heat stays.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 7:00:31 GMT -8
The heat stays. You get some of my heat too.
I wish for the chow hall to have something that's both edible and safe tonight.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 20, 2013 7:15:01 GMT -8
You can't have both. Its probably tasty with a side of dysentery.
I wish that I had something to eat.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 7:30:12 GMT -8
You have something to eat, provided you're not too fond of your foot.
I wish to figure out why my internet is being so screwy.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 20, 2013 7:36:16 GMT -8
You embark on an epic quest to do so. Bring back some milk when you're done and tell me about it.
I wish that it would stop being screwy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 7:38:47 GMT -8
It stops being screwy, thus negating the need for the quest. Still need the milk?
I wish for a little bit of detcord.
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