The Major
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Post by The Major on Jul 25, 2013 11:49:10 GMT -8
Then I am sorry you need viagra for the brain.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 11:50:49 GMT -8
We call that caffeine.
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Post by The Major on Jul 25, 2013 12:05:58 GMT -8
Du bist gut.
Eat mein wurst.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 26, 2013 0:11:05 GMT -8
There are some things that are best not to see how they are made: laws and sausages. Once you see how, you'll lose all respect for them.
I wish that Prussia would come back already..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 5:24:35 GMT -8
Look! There it is! And now Major has conquered it. Shit.
I wish for tea.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jul 26, 2013 5:25:27 GMT -8
I've seen the met grinder. Had no problem. Been dying to visit a schlacthaus to see them peg the animals in the forehead.
Yummy.
Prussia comes back, and it's awesome. So very awesome. The world is plunged into another world was but this one has the happy ending.
I wish to be a Prussian officer, which would mean that the newly reformed Prussia press women to serve.
Edit: Fick dich, Era
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 5:34:10 GMT -8
Is that your wish?
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Post by The Major on Jul 26, 2013 5:37:37 GMT -8
Where is Kuroro.
Damn it, Girl, FRONT AND CENTER!
Why did she and Diva cut off their communicators?!
Gottverdammt du.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 27, 2013 0:11:52 GMT -8
Where is she? You're sitting on her. Which is how she likes it, eh?
I wish that she'd get a little backbone...
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jul 27, 2013 8:58:33 GMT -8
It's regenerating. Give my love a moment.
I wish she would floss tho.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 13:17:45 GMT -8
Yes. She flosses like the best flosser in the world, but then she sows your mouth shut with the floss.
I wish Diva would shut the Hell up.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 13:21:01 GMT -8
She shuts the Hell up and breaks out the Heaven. Congrats, Diva is an evangelical preacher now.
I wish for the night to explode.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 13:26:23 GMT -8
It did -all over your back.
I wish to see your face as you read that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 13:28:23 GMT -8
*facepalm*
There you have it.
I wish it would explode all over your face.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 13:34:05 GMT -8
I have classy-as-fuck armour, so your wish falls flat and doesn't happen.
ZING!
I wish you'd hit your head a little harder during that face palm.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 13:35:47 GMT -8
It was your face the palm was aimed at, so I think I can arrange a little more power.
I wish you'd take a long walk off a tall cliff.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 13:42:55 GMT -8
I do, metaphorically. I now watch a show called Top Gear. How much more idiotic can I get? Doctor Who is next.
I wish for something, but the police come and arrest you for battery upon a woman.
So you end up arrested, and in jail, and then beat up by a gang of people from Jaurez.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 13:46:20 GMT -8
I wish the stinging insects of a thousand worlds would seek out your moist places.
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Post by The Major on Jul 28, 2013 13:52:45 GMT -8
They do, but when they get there, they realize they are in love, since I seem to have this strange kinship with bees and wasps.
They work for me, and then attack you, and bite you -all over your back.
I wish you would always set me up like this to completely kick your ass everyday.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2013 13:56:20 GMT -8
I do, but before long, you realize that it's out of pity.
I wish you to know that there is nothing wrong with that. As soon as you accept that you are inferior, and that your betters will do what they can to make you feel loved, life gets so much easier.
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