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Post by Chloro on Aug 30, 2013 9:16:53 GMT -8
Here's a drink with a soul in it. How are you planning to pay for it anyway?
I wish Major became a proverb.
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Post by The Major on Aug 30, 2013 9:34:37 GMT -8
Okay, but of what I cannot fathom.
Is it about smelling good? Because I smell good
I wish for a scythe.
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Post by Chloro on Aug 30, 2013 9:48:54 GMT -8
You smile is like a Major's scythe.
I wish that dentists offered that kind of surgery.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 10:09:02 GMT -8
I've got a bayonet and 550 cord. We can make this happen.
I wish for a volunteer.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Aug 30, 2013 11:19:52 GMT -8
Me. Me. Me.
Please let it be me. You can't beauty with out pain, so no morphine please.
I wish I knew which me said that, because these days it's all starting to blur as they stop fighting and start planning.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 11:22:02 GMT -8
You know for certain. The voice is your own.
I wish you'd sign the release firms so the experiment can begin.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 30, 2013 12:08:17 GMT -8
The experiment goes horribly wrong and the new Major/Velociraptor hybrid escapes and kills everyone.
I wish I knew what yo were talking about.
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Post by The Major on Aug 30, 2013 14:43:48 GMT -8
Okay.
I wish to inject many people with PCP.
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Post by Chloro on Aug 31, 2013 3:08:28 GMT -8
Your generosity gets you into trouble.
I wish for New Zealand.
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Post by Gukky on Aug 31, 2013 8:03:52 GMT -8
Your birthmark looks like one. Its on your bottom and its blue.
I wish for the iPhone 5S to have an anti-fall feature.
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Post by The Major on Aug 31, 2013 13:32:08 GMT -8
Granted. Galaxy phone users still think they are better than you though.
I wish for a phone with a working Geiger counter, x-ray and infrared filters, and a working Chekhov gun.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Aug 31, 2013 18:23:37 GMT -8
You got it. But you get into of lot's of trouble with the x-ray feature and have to register a sex offender.
I wish I could give Major an atomic wedgie and get away with it. I'm talking full "underwear over head" cartoon style wedgie.
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Post by The Major on Aug 31, 2013 18:50:21 GMT -8
You do. She fires her musket in retaliation, and we discover the magic bullets don't need line of sight to work. You die a gore strewn mess, and then she uses the blood to write blasphemous messages upon many walls.
I wish for September.
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Post by Gukky on Aug 31, 2013 19:45:16 GMT -8
Granted. But the cosmic bureaucracy makes a typographical error. Today is September 11.
I wish that America wouldn't have winter this year.
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Post by The Major on Aug 31, 2013 20:11:51 GMT -8
9/11, my favorite holiday.
What? Look, just let it go.
Fick dich, America gets a hardcore winter instead because foreign wishes don't count.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 1, 2013 5:55:17 GMT -8
I wish I understood what your signature means. I've Googled it come up with nothing!
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Post by The Major on Sept 1, 2013 6:09:16 GMT -8
Really? Scheiße. Shit.
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Post by Chloro on Sept 1, 2013 8:16:00 GMT -8
Your shit turns to gold. Talk about bowel troubles.
I wish for sandwiches.
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Post by The Major on Sept 1, 2013 8:31:17 GMT -8
You have gold sandwiches.
I wish my Major in Lederhosen picture would work.
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Post by Lord Invisus on Sept 1, 2013 9:01:19 GMT -8
It does and we are all horrified by it.
I wish Major knew the difference between signature and quote.
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