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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 22:02:57 GMT -8
I get it from you.
I wish for a rocket launcher.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Sept 26, 2013 4:42:29 GMT -8
Okay. It's in Syria. Go get it.
I wish Rowling would just stop trying so hard.
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Post by Torin Vercet on Sept 27, 2013 9:52:10 GMT -8
Wish granted, she stops trying so hard to the point where she doesn't give a fuck anymore and releases the copyrights on Harry Potter. Before long E.L. James has a series of children's bondage books with questionable subtext about how muggle girls have to be broken in by young, emotionally scarring boys from Slytherin, but the sentence structure and writing are so fucking bad, JK loses it and chokes EL James to death by shoving pages from Keys for Writers and the Oxford Dictionary down her throat. All Potter books are banned by association and are never spoken of again. Fifty Shades of Grey becomes the standard for American literature.
I wish I had a good cup of coffee. And maybe a muffin.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Sept 29, 2013 5:08:08 GMT -8
You got it, but it's from Dunkin Donuts.
Enjoy the rachet ass breakfast.
I wish I was allowed to play Capture the Flag again.
I didn't cheat. Camping by the flag and kicking the people who go near the flag are valid tactics.
Freaking 10 year olds.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2013 5:43:21 GMT -8
You're allowed to play, but so am I. You find yourself driven from the flag by a hailstorm of Airsoft fire.
I wish for a smoke.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Sept 29, 2013 6:34:59 GMT -8
You're on fire. Enjoy.
I wish for a high quality fillet knife.
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Post by Liam Blood on Sept 29, 2013 7:21:35 GMT -8
You get your knife, but it's been cursed by evil, or something, and you return home a crazed fillet knife wielding maniac.
I wish JJ Abrams was fired by Disney.
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Post by Chloro on Sept 29, 2013 9:45:40 GMT -8
I wish JJ Abrams becomes an honorary Disney Prince for his love and hard work.
Corruption and wish in one go!
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Post by The Major on Oct 1, 2013 12:16:48 GMT -8
Post cut. I told you to stay in the closet until the perfect time. How are we to ambush the children with your sloppy outbursts?
I wish Chloro would stop pissing on the babies: human traders cut off ten percent of the profit if they smell.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 12:18:16 GMT -8
She never pissed on them in the first place. They're quite capable of generating that smell on their own. I promise.
I wish someone would invent a truly leak-proof diaper.
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Post by The Major on Oct 1, 2013 12:20:45 GMT -8
Granted. It comes in the form of your tongue.
You disgusting being. I hope you get your just desserts.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 13:02:52 GMT -8
Your liver will do nicely.
I wish for some onions and rice to go with it.
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Post by The Major on Oct 1, 2013 13:23:46 GMT -8
You also get chagrin when you realize it was all laced with rat poison.
I wish to watch you squirm and die.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 14:36:43 GMT -8
Since it's your liver I'm cooking, you'll be right there with me. We can do the rumba together.
I wish for rumba rumba rumba rumba rum-ba.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 1, 2013 15:14:31 GMT -8
Granted, but no one can tell you your worth.
I wish for books.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 15:18:52 GMT -8
Twilight abounds.
I wish for a blowtorch.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 1, 2013 15:48:20 GMT -8
Right down your mouth. Mmmm. Nice and tight. And melty in a few moments.
I wish you could be a tenth of the greatness I am.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 15:51:57 GMT -8
A tenth of nothing is still nothing.
I wish you would learn basic mathematical truths before making statements like that, in order to save us from the embarrassment of explaining to everyone else about your special needs.
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Post by The Major on Oct 1, 2013 15:54:40 GMT -8
Granted!
Let me use these new math skills and rebuild your hot dog looking face.
Wish and tarnish all at once.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2013 16:01:08 GMT -8
You have to rebuild your own first. The world will be thankful.
I wish to remove your face and replace it with a cheese grater. It would be more attractive, and also more pleasant in the bedroom.
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