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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2013 13:32:05 GMT -8
An English teacher should not make so many mistakes.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 2, 2013 13:34:03 GMT -8
It's artistic license.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2013 14:05:08 GMT -8
Is that what they're calling it these days?
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Oct 2, 2013 20:52:03 GMT -8
I don't give a damn about making mistakes. More important than not making mistakes, is writing something worth reading.
Pity your artistic license was revoked. Along with your right to a frontal lobe.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2013 21:12:10 GMT -8
You fail on both accounts.
I kid, I kid.
But you did just fuck up again.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 3, 2013 14:53:19 GMT -8
No.
I wish you won't be a ho.
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Post by Death Angel on Oct 4, 2013 10:03:31 GMT -8
Granted. Still a hoe though.
I wish Major could stop being amorphous.
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Post by The Major on Oct 5, 2013 7:01:52 GMT -8
Not gonna happen. Part of the Fallanassi thing.
I wish for (bleep).
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 7:10:10 GMT -8
Your life will be filled with bleeps. Any use of profanity in any language will be censored. This works both ways; any you hear will be censored as well. Also, graphic violence and nudity will either be edited for content or censored.
I wish to take the batteries out of the kids' toys.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 5, 2013 8:05:57 GMT -8
They take out yours instead.
I wish for more candy.
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Post by Lord Apoplex on Oct 5, 2013 8:10:25 GMT -8
They take out yours instead. I wish for more candy. You get ze candy, but it iz ze evil candy. I wish for a world where the Nazis didn't do a PR turd. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 8:10:52 GMT -8
You get it. Your execution has been delayed by another three days.
I wish for caffeine.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 5, 2013 8:15:17 GMT -8
You get it served in a bathtub.
Wish for less blond hair in the world.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 8:37:05 GMT -8
The good news is you're in charge of the eugenics program. That bad news is that means sorting through billions of sperm samples to sort out those with blonde potential.
I wish for a box of matches.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 5, 2013 8:49:01 GMT -8
You just made me a very happy woma— geneticist.
You get yours!
I'll need a lab and gloves.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 8:53:34 GMT -8
You get both. Have fun collecting.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 5, 2013 9:13:55 GMT -8
Collecting? No. You misunderstand. The assistants will handle that.
I'm thinking Chloro, Kuroro, Koko, Guliver, Yangu, and Tom Brady.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 9:16:09 GMT -8
Koko and Gulliver are busy.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 5, 2013 9:20:25 GMT -8
Pay is good.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 9:22:04 GMT -8
They're getting paid better elsewhere.
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