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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2013 15:17:44 GMT -8
You'll have to commission a symphony in C.
I wish it defies all earthly description.
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Post by The Major on Oct 27, 2013 15:20:13 GMT -8
It does, and though I enter the palace gardens with great caution, nobody in the hall is even watching.
I hope they are transfixed -forgetting just to breathe.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2013 15:28:57 GMT -8
Only while they're listening to your symphony in C.
I wish for banana terra cotta pie, because I'm running out of cake.
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Post by Tzu Shai on Oct 27, 2013 19:26:12 GMT -8
The bananas used are too ripe, and most likely to be plantains.
I wish for some of my YV guys to post.
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Post by Carson Lone on Oct 27, 2013 19:32:36 GMT -8
Wish granted, however all end up getting tied into a suicide cult plot and kill themselves off.
I wish I could find a HUD for my gasmask.
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Post by Jinso Buntini on Oct 27, 2013 19:37:37 GMT -8
Wish granted unfortunately it causes everything to have a magenta tint to it.
I wish I was taller.
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Post by Pasca Resco on Oct 27, 2013 19:42:21 GMT -8
Wish granted, but you soon find that it is only due to standing on a stool.
I wish for a new suit!
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Post by The Major on Oct 27, 2013 20:41:06 GMT -8
You have a problem with the scents now.
I wish for more bread.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 6:59:54 GMT -8
You have plenty of bread, it's been sitting in a forgotten closet for ages and the mold on it has evolved sentience.
I wish for someone to come reformat this stupid book I keep having to redo.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 7:06:32 GMT -8
They get it just the way you way it. Too bad they also put hidden messages in the form of blank spaces between the words.
I wish for five different shades of purple.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 7:16:03 GMT -8
You get drunk and headbutt a door, your eye turns an amazing array of purples not seen by many outside a morgue.
I wish it wasn't Monday.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 7:22:24 GMT -8
It's not. It's Wednesday.
I wish for an energy drink.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 7:26:15 GMT -8
You get a battery acid. That's what robots drink right?
I wish it was my birthday already. I want sushi and Thor, damnit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 7:31:55 GMT -8
You sound like my wife. The one freaking movie she's wanted to see all year...
It is your birthday. You are now one step closer to being dead.
I wish for the 1st of November. Ender's Game ftw.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 7:38:33 GMT -8
Oh I want to see the Hobbit more, but Tom Hiddleston is too yummy to pass up.
It's the 1st of November, all the theaters around you are sold out of tickets for the movie. You end up seeing a chick flick instead because your wife refuses to let a night off from the kids go to waste.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my lunch.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 7:40:57 GMT -8
You didn't forget your lunch, but after examining the contents thereof, you wish you had.
I wish to find something to eat for lunch.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 28, 2013 7:48:37 GMT -8
You find something but it burns your tongue and your taste buds fall off.
I wish it would snow.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 7:58:04 GMT -8
It snows. New York City is buried entirely, but you don't see a single flake.
I wish for snow.
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Post by The Major on Oct 28, 2013 7:59:37 GMT -8
You have got it. New York City has a new waste management system which converts trash into a white, powdery substance. We decide just to sprinkle it all over upstate and the eastern seaboard in cargo jets.
Why doesn't the snow melt? It's special. And smells stale.
I wish for more minions. I need more tools.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2013 8:05:07 GMT -8
You're already the biggest tool there is.
I wish to destroy the godless heathens that designed the DOT.
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