The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 11:37:29 GMT -8
You get mine. It's wine mixed with chagrin, insults, and a nagging voice that repeats, "YOU'LL PAY ONE DAY." Over and over.
I wish you a happy time with your brats.
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Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Oct 31, 2013 11:38:52 GMT -8
Dammit Era!
YARRRRR! You can wear said hat whenever and wherever you wish.
The catch os that will be the ONLY thing you will ever have on your person.
lads, be quick about the pictures!
I wish for a wish that when i wished it, the corrupt a wish produced a double negative, forcing any corrupting element to cancel itself out with a positive outcome.
In other words...
BACON!
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 11:39:48 GMT -8
Lol. Post cut.
Noob tube.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 11:44:15 GMT -8
All your bacon comes out as panchetta and while delicious, doesn't go well with pancakes.
I wish for really good margarita.
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 11:56:24 GMT -8
The bar keep gives you a mojito instead. It's free, but a cosmo bitch from Staten Island drank all the Margarita mix.
I wish for more dope beats for the soon to be lampshade that is currently a ten year old boy that is trapped in my rusty trunk.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 11:58:50 GMT -8
They're all made by Claptrap.
I wish Major could know the joy of caring for rambunctious little hellions. The fruit of her loins would provide for one hell of a learning experience.
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 12:02:48 GMT -8
She puts fruits upon her loins. Nothing happens. She smells less like a Waffen SS fireteam and more like an apple. She learns nothing and commits another wicked headshot. One less Russian. One better day.
I wish I could render people infertile with a stare.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 12:04:58 GMT -8
You can. The downside is that you pull their fertility into yourself. After a few times, you can get pregnant by thinking about sex.
I wish to inquire about a bicycle.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 12:07:45 GMT -8
You can have mine. Come and get it.
I wish they made skirts long enough for my legs. I'll never be a Pope at this rate.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 12:09:56 GMT -8
They make them, but you can't wear them. The minute you try, they become as short as all the others.
I wish for an escape route.
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Archer/Kestral
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Post by Archer/Kestral on Oct 31, 2013 12:11:12 GMT -8
There be one behind you, but it ends in a trap.
i wish i could have a mini Era, like a pokemon.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 12:15:51 GMT -8
You have one. It kills you.
I wish for something.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 12:15:54 GMT -8
You did.
Did you forget?
I wish I could fill my father with a medley of pain inducing drugs while smoking his smokes and telling him how I like feeling teeth on my face and fingers.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 12:19:17 GMT -8
You can. It's still not a good idea.
I wish for a good idea.
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 12:21:08 GMT -8
Shoot up an asylum.
I wish to write the article.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 12:26:56 GMT -8
You do but no one believes that you weren't somehow involved in the planning stages. Because let's face it, you probably were.
I wish for the taste of anticipation and quickened pulse that comes just before you close in for the kill.
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 12:31:46 GMT -8
I'm right here. Come on. If you shoot, double tap. I won't stay down from one.
I wish to do something like destroy something beautiful.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 17:14:44 GMT -8
You break the heart of one who truly loves you and it utterly destroys him, the pain eclipsing all his joys in his life until he becomes numb. He ends up jaded and bitter and blames you for the downturn of everything. The more you try to enjoy his pain, the more you realize that you gain no satisfaction from it. You need more pain to feel anything, like a junkie who has to up the dose to get a buzz. It is years later when you finally learn that the last thing you truly felt was breaking yourself.
I wish for the secret.
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Post by The Major on Oct 31, 2013 19:20:20 GMT -8
Drama. The secret is adversity. Everything is better when you fight.
I wish that other one was not so depressing yet intriguing.
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Oct 31, 2013 19:24:36 GMT -8
It is intriguing, but reveal is a letdown. The plot twists were better in Harry Potter.
I wish I had someone disposable to discard casually when I was done, stupidly blind to the fix I get from shattering his small petty dreams.
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