Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 16, 2014 2:47:01 GMT -8
I always wanted to go there! Why I am glowing in the dark?
Congratulations, lucky home owner. You're neighbours with Chloro. In Chernobyl.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 16, 2014 6:57:43 GMT -8
I support and second his last post.
It's too funny.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 16, 2014 15:56:54 GMT -8
I wish I had a clone factory.
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Post by The Major on Mar 16, 2014 17:20:47 GMT -8
Ohohohoho. You've got it. They are clones of Diva.
Good luck. You've killed us all -or worse.
I wish to actually watch Jimmy Eat World play.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 16, 2014 17:33:51 GMT -8
Are you listening?
They play all their sappy romantic songs and none of their angsty ones.
I wish for dumpster truck filled with pennies.
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Post by The Major on Mar 16, 2014 17:35:31 GMT -8
Tch. Damn it.
The truck crashes into your home, no matter what floor it may be on.
I wish for a shrink ray.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 16, 2014 19:57:21 GMT -8
It works very simply. All you need to do is move further away from the object until it shrinks to the desired size.
I wish for a key to all doors.
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Post by The Major on Mar 16, 2014 20:02:58 GMT -8
SURE. Just get past this bank vault.
I wish I could regenerate.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 16, 2014 21:15:28 GMT -8
Only your tail truly regenerates.
I wish for a spade.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 2:45:19 GMT -8
It's a tiny plastic one for little army men toys.
I wish for more grease for my screwdriver.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 17, 2014 6:36:45 GMT -8
Those are a choking hazard.
Good luck getting that grease off your hands when you're done.
I wish for a photo of the Major, trying to get grease off her hands.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 6:59:14 GMT -8
Granted, she gives up and wipes it on her body, pretending to be a grease monkey pin up woman.
Then she shoots you once she detects your presence. Hope you died laughing.
I wish to watch Chloro's writer die of laughter. In fact, they should record and then post it to instagram.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 7:28:56 GMT -8
Karma is a bitch. Major's writer is actually the one to die laughing as Chloro's writer photographs it.
I wish for more vacation days.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 7:35:16 GMT -8
You get fired.
Enjoy.
I wish for more a more tyrannical America.
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 17, 2014 7:37:11 GMT -8
You wake up tomorrow and everything's the same.
Boom!
I wish I had a Mongoose.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 7:38:12 GMT -8
Curse you.
You get one, but it decides your hair is too pretty not to eat.
I wish I had a snake.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 17, 2014 8:48:41 GMT -8
You have your snake, Mr Major.
I wish for free AK-47s, for everyone!
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 8:57:56 GMT -8
They are Uganda made. They jam every other round.
I wish for my snake to have snakes too.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 17, 2014 15:17:32 GMT -8
Tentacle-mode Major!
I wish I could unsee that.
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Post by The Major on Mar 17, 2014 15:32:00 GMT -8
Hubba hubba.
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