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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 1:32:51 GMT -8
Do not....I repeat....DO NOT take a medical card, or advice from Gukky. Do you even have a medical license, Gukky? (And not one from the ACME Corporation either! LOL  ) Though Gukky is right about Major being a little creepy. Don't take any candy from her....it might be poisoned. *moves away from Major*
All joking aside, welcome to JvS, Krystal, and just have fun!
Ice/Alisha  Avoid Gukky, Major and Chloro. Great fun, but you might find yourself with missing or extra limbs/organs. |
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jul 20, 2013 1:46:14 GMT -8
That would be about right - a kindly old lady that'll be facing a libel lawsuit soon. Chloro? Dangerous?  Dangerously cute, that is. |
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Krystal "Meony" Tancredi
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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 1:59:21 GMT -8
Haha, lol. That's a cute animation.
Uh, and why is the kindly old lady about to face a libel lawsuit soon?
Sorry, I know I'm asking a lot of questions, and I must seem like the ultimate clueless kid, but really, I'm just very curious.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 20, 2013 2:08:15 GMT -8
Libel = saying untrue things to destroy a reputation.
*Shakes out a box of doctor's cards*
I've got plenty of totally legitimate cards. Sometimes, my name is too long to fit on the card, which is why this one *picks one* is in the name of Henry Finis. And using my maiden surname.
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Post by Alisha Mercotti on Jul 20, 2013 2:20:18 GMT -8
Kindly old ladies, no...but we have a few doctors (PC's and NPC's) and a semi-crazy nurse named Helga. If you want medical treatment that won't cost you an arm and/or a leg, literally, then stop by sometime. While I can't guarantee my....erm....'esteemed colleagues' medical practices, I can guarantee mine and my staff of doctors. And we will NOT make you endure unnecessary medical procedures, either....nor will we experiment on you. *looks pointedly at Gukky with the last sentence*He can't even seem to find the right business card to give you, so that should tell you something....just sayin'....
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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 2:22:00 GMT -8
O...kay...
Hey! Wait a minute, Gukky, below your name, it says you're part of the Exchange! I know them!
They're a criminal organization that deals in spice smuggling, extortion, weapon trafficking...and worst of all, slave trading and bounty hunting!
How can you live with yourself associating with people like that?!? 
Slavery is cruel, inhumane, and wrong.
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Post by Alisha Mercotti on Jul 20, 2013 2:32:46 GMT -8
Ahh yes...he DID forget to mention that little fact didn't he? Tsk tsk, Gukky. Shame on you for not telling her you're part of one of the biggest criminal organizations in the galaxy.*sits back to watch how Gukky will try to get out of this one*  Oh by the way, Krystal....did I mention we don't have/own slaves on Honoghr? Nor are we part of an organization like The Exchange.
And with that, I shall say goodnight and I'll be back after work tomorrow (Saturday). Happy RPing!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 2:46:52 GMT -8
Seriously though, all the aforementioned folks to avoid are all excellent writers, but not for the faint of heart.
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Post by Alisha Mercotti on Jul 20, 2013 2:49:31 GMT -8
So you're saying that you have NEVER EVER experimented on anyone, needlessly or otherwise? My highly trusted sources tell me differently, Gukky, chéri. Also, don't try to throw Major under the bus, it'll just make her more angry than she already is....you and I both know you're guilty on all accounts.
And now, as much fun as this is, I have to work in 5 hours. Please play nice with the new person, Gukky. I trust you won't try to butcher her while I'm away....
(And yes, Eralam is correct....they're all excellent writers, but not for the faint of heart.)
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Post by Gukky on Jul 20, 2013 2:54:42 GMT -8
Kindly old ladies, no...but we have a few doctors (PC's and NPC's) and a semi-crazy nurse named Helga. If you want medical treatment that won't cost you an arm and/or a leg, literally, then stop by sometime. While I can't guarantee my....erm....'esteemed colleagues' medical practices, I can guarantee mine and my staff of doctors. And we will NOT make you endure unnecessary medical procedures, either....nor will we experiment on you. *looks pointedly at Gukky with the last sentence*He can't even seem to find the right business card to give you, so that should tell you something....just sayin'.... Come now, there's enough sick, maimed and dying in the galaxy for us not to have to resort to character assassination, right? We are after all, colleagues... *Looks pointedly behind him to whom Alisha was pointedly staring at* Is Major back? You've got to save me! I didn't want it to come to this... But the truth is... They forced me! I haven't had a paycheck in weeks and their dental cover is terrible. You've got to save me. I don't want to be a white-collar slave no more. The only thing I'm guilty of butchering is Major's broccoli. Those poor, poor innocent vegetables, helplessly steamed before being viciously consumed. She's a madman. And I don't think my faint heart can take it anymore. |
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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 3:07:57 GMT -8
Haha, you're funny.
But still, slavery is bad. But uh...I can't speak for white-collar slaves. They normally subject themselves to that form of slavery.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 20, 2013 3:19:20 GMT -8
Normally. But Normal doesn't exist around here. I mean, they put a bounty out on my head and then told me I that I free to quit, knowing the moment I stepped outside, they'd blow my head off. Who puts a dead or alive bounty on a doctor?
I'm honestly happy that there's more sane people around here. But it's too dangerous for you to go on alone. Here, take this *hands over a machine gun* and this *seifuku uniform*. Good luck.
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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 3:25:00 GMT -8
Er...I don't use weapons of violence, and the uniform's a little too suggestive in its design.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 20, 2013 3:27:27 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Jul 20, 2013 5:54:28 GMT -8
Er...I don't use weapons of violence, and the uniform's a little too suggestive in its design.
So sad. So sad.
Hmm.... You seem to be wanted, which means you're worth something....
Hm......
Good for you, you're now a level two. |
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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 6:06:01 GMT -8
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jul 20, 2013 6:20:26 GMT -8
???
Licks teeth.
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Post by Krystal "Meony" Tancredi on Jul 20, 2013 6:50:19 GMT -8
^
*Gulp!*
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Post by Chloro on Jul 20, 2013 7:12:49 GMT -8
Dangerously cute, that is. How about now? Still cute? Why don't you try that trick with me? Eh? |
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Post by Darian Beviin on Jul 20, 2013 7:19:45 GMT -8
I, uh.... I've legitimately never heard of that form of ordinance. If you're in the market for plastic explosives or a small scale weaponized around-the-household substance, I might be able to accommodate you. But for the most part, Alkor doesn't really do affectionate.... things?
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) Though Gukky is right about Major being a little creepy. Don't take any candy from her....it might be poisoned. *moves away from Major* 
