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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 19:37:22 GMT -8
Not technically. I was a woman, with such happy hopes and dreams, and then someone screwed it all up.
Now I'm ginger and have a penis. Don't like it. It's hard to cross my legs. And number one while sitting down? Pipe dream. Bloody mess. I dunno.
Ideas. Allies. Revenge. Fixination.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Aug 20, 2013 4:31:58 GMT -8
This sounds uhm.... yeah
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 8:15:20 GMT -8
What's the problem? Everyone has issues. At least I want to fix mine.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 10:07:59 GMT -8
The therapist in me delights at this.
The possibilities for gender role reversal (behavioral and physical) and any variety of other androgynous issues are both comical and contemplative. How do you feel about stealing?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 11:29:51 GMT -8
I do have a thing for taking up heavy packages and conveying them to another place, as a courier.
Thievery seems to be in the ball park.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 12:14:18 GMT -8
Excellent. How do you feel about standing about in dark rooms, smiling, while light reflects off spectacle rims ominously? In addition, are you opposed to dressing up as a surgeon, while answering any and all questions as to the nature of the surgery with the phrase "Of course we can, we have the technology."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2013 14:47:40 GMT -8
Do I have to touch anyone? Because I won't touch anyone unless you throw in extra bottle caps.
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Post by Titan on Aug 20, 2013 20:36:40 GMT -8
I look forward to more genitalia-related puns.
That is all.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 4:34:20 GMT -8
Please, Sir. This is hard enough as is.
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