The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 9, 2014 9:19:28 GMT -8
"Looks like I hafta jum-"
Click!
Unfortunate clicking pen incident.
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Chloro
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Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
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Post by Chloro on Mar 9, 2014 10:21:53 GMT -8
"Q, is this the exploding one?"
Old pie.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 9, 2014 12:08:45 GMT -8
"I hope this doesn't taste as bad as it smells."
Doomed fishing trip.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 9, 2014 12:16:41 GMT -8
"I knew I never should have let you out of your tank, Sander."
You're on Endor. You're the Scout Trooper that Han sticks up. Before he takes you off screen to summarily execute you by a quick shot smirk, you say:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 12:18:31 GMT -8
"Dad?"
You are a janitor on the Death Star.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 9, 2014 12:21:17 GMT -8
"I can't wait to go play with my kids tonight in the apartment block! It's been three months since I've se--"
You're forced to read Divergent.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 12:24:04 GMT -8
Nope.
*pulls trigger*
You are now a part of Battle Royal. P.S. you're neither the main character or his/her love interest.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 9, 2014 12:44:55 GMT -8
"I wonder what this field trip is all about."
Voldemort comes into your bedroom, mistaking you for the Potter boy.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 9, 2014 12:45:03 GMT -8
"Damn it. I was post cut so -EW, you look gross."
A woman approaches your desk and inquires about where books on sniper rifles are. Confused yet egotistical, you comment on how anyone would possibly not know about sniping.
She apparently gets angry and you are somehow about to die because this just happened to me. Except the death part.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 9, 2014 18:17:56 GMT -8
"Wait, what?!"
You realize that you have a fetish for licking toads until you lick the wrong one--
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 9, 2014 18:57:42 GMT -8
"This high sucks."
You're feeling heavy metal. As in, a skyscraper metal beam is about to smash unto you.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 9, 2014 19:37:43 GMT -8
"Great. I'm dying to a Blur song."
Revolving door incident.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 9, 2014 20:20:28 GMT -8
"Just. Like. Dollar Bill. Glrrrop."
Flamethrower malfunction.
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Captain Mardotte St Cyr
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I'm but only a single captain, of a single ship...
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Post by Captain Mardotte St Cyr on Mar 9, 2014 23:02:51 GMT -8
"I was just getting fired up."
Your air conditioner malfunctions, pumping your room full of aerosols that results in your suffocation.
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Bloodrage Pirates
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Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me!
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Post by Bloodrage Pirates on Mar 10, 2014 6:47:19 GMT -8
Mmmmmm, smells like lemons.
The nuclear submarine you're serving aboard is eaten by Godzilla.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 10, 2014 7:00:21 GMT -8
"Always wondered what it's like to be a sausage."
You're looking for your socks when something grabs your hand and pulls you into your cupboard. You're never seen again.
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Tysabaar
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Death shall be your ultimate reward.
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Post by Tysabaar on Mar 10, 2014 9:20:28 GMT -8
"And my mother thought I was a liar, there is a monster in..."
You looked down the barrel of a loaded rifle.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 10, 2014 9:35:20 GMT -8
"Please tell me you're using AP rounds. I have a thick skull."
You are Caesar. Today is your last day.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2014 9:52:20 GMT -8
E tu, asshole?
You feel terrible.
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Post by The Major on Mar 10, 2014 9:55:23 GMT -8
"I just spent a day with Eralam. Fucking kill me."
You are feeling empathic to a snake.
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