Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 9:06:29 GMT -8
"There are those tentacles you promised!"
You bring a rubber chicken to a dog fight.
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The Major
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Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
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Post by The Major on Mar 7, 2014 9:10:44 GMT -8
"My suit!"
Exile to North Korea.
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Chloro
Member
Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
Posts: 1,083
Affiliation: Brushing, Flossing, Rinsing
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 9:27:45 GMT -8
"I can only stay for a week, then I've gotta go guys."
Traffic jam.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 7, 2014 9:31:46 GMT -8
"Aaaaaarrrrrghhhh fuc haaaaaaargh hhhhhuuu brrrrrrr roaaaaaaaar."
You jump from a plane. Your parachute opens fine. Unfortunately, you've landed on Jurassic Park pre destruction.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2014 10:07:56 GMT -8
"So... Do I taste like chicken"
You literally die of boredom
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Ty Loms
The Organization
Director of STARS
Posts: 103 
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Post by Ty Loms on Mar 7, 2014 10:44:01 GMT -8
"Should've gone to Six Flags instead."
You're in a coma trapped in one of Freddy's nightmares.
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The Holy Man
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I'm not a God, but I'll help you meet yours.
Posts: 248
Affiliation: Unknown
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Post by The Holy Man on Mar 7, 2014 11:50:08 GMT -8
"Wolverine is cooler than you!"
You accidentally drown yourself with mouthwash. And not the fresh, minty kind, but the cinnamon stuff.
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Tess/Tez Bola
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"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
Posts: 633
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 11:59:54 GMT -8
"At least I'm never buying mouthwash on sale again."
There's a bounty on your head someone is about to claim in six seconds.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 7, 2014 12:40:14 GMT -8
"Your outfit looks like shit."
You're the bounty hunter who missed, after being insulted. Your target then reveals they are Jacen Solo. He's angry. You say:
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2014 13:04:03 GMT -8
"Your sister is hot."
Ninjas are attacking. You are not a ninja.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 7, 2014 13:08:01 GMT -8
"Ha! I'm a cowboy. Everybody knows cowboys beat ninj---"
You are a person being displaced, walking on the trail of tears.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 16:28:54 GMT -8
"Gosh, it's kind of slippery here..."
Leathal radiation dosage.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 7, 2014 21:35:29 GMT -8
"But I thought this Rad-suit was new...."
You are a bee about to get in a good sting.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 21:42:33 GMT -8
"Bzzz Bz bbbzbzbzbz! (Hope you like in the ass!)"
Getting your tie caught by a rotary saw.
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Tess/Tez Bola
Member
"...I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead."
Posts: 633
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Post by Tess/Tez Bola on Mar 7, 2014 22:08:19 GMT -8
"But this tie is cutting edge!"
Quicksand!
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Chloro
Member
Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
Posts: 1,083
Affiliation: Brushing, Flossing, Rinsing
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Post by Chloro on Mar 7, 2014 22:13:07 GMT -8
"I didn't think it would take so long."
A defective escaltor handrail.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Mar 7, 2014 22:30:37 GMT -8
"Must find a final pun. Rubber. Stripes. Gwaaah."
You note that this post has no color. Too bad you didn't see the serial killer sneaking up behind you until you see his reflection in the screen.
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Chloro
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Sparkle and glitter, gleam, glow - SHINE!
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Post by Chloro on Mar 8, 2014 2:16:12 GMT -8
"Darn brightness."
You undergo foreclosure.
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Captain Mardotte St Cyr
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I'm but only a single captain, of a single ship...
Posts: 88
Affiliation: Order, justice and peace
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Post by Captain Mardotte St Cyr on Mar 8, 2014 9:19:34 GMT -8
At least they could have left me sympathy.
You're tied to the hull of a Star Destroyer in a pressure suit as it jumps to hyperspace. Keelhauling!
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Mar 9, 2014 8:35:50 GMT -8
"I commit my body to any place that would take it."
Click!
Landmine.
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