Eremiel
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Post by Eremiel on Nov 21, 2013 9:45:47 GMT -8
THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE!!! *Tears fall down your face slowly as you reach full captivation of the cake. You don't even realize yourself dying.*
You are one of the band members on the Titanic that goes down with the ship playing right til the end.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 21, 2013 9:54:17 GMT -8
"My agent sucks."
You're on a nuclear submarine that just had a catastrophic reactor failure. The core has burned through the hull and seawater is flooding in faster than you can close off bulkhead and sound the alarm. It's just passed crush depth and you can hear it buckling as you say...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 9:58:35 GMT -8
"Should have joined the Air Force."
All game shows carry the death penalty for losers. Come on down, you're the next contestant on The Price is Right! You will not win.
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The Major
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Nov 21, 2013 10:47:42 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 21, 2013 10:47:42 GMT -8
"This game bites anyway."
You somehow become Lara Croft's apprentice/aide/helper/romantic interest.
That's all I need to say. You will die dramatically and she'll have almost saved you.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 11:17:13 GMT -8
"Tell her tits I love them."
You are a soldier in the Polish army. The year is 1939.
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Atton Kaelan
Crew of the Wayward Son
You're not allowed to name the star destroyer after your junk, Adi.
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Post by Atton Kaelan on Nov 21, 2013 11:51:43 GMT -8
"1939. What a good ye-"*gets shot*
A meteor landed in the Atlantic and you're on the East Coast watching a 500 foot wave coming at you.
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Post by Gabriel Angellos on Nov 21, 2013 12:00:02 GMT -8
"Surf's up!"
You are in Pompeii, the year is 79 AD.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 12:01:38 GMT -8
"I didn't know the fireworks came early this year... Oh."
You're the last Spartan standing before a massive army of Persian's, and their arrows have blotted out the sun as they scream towards you.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 12:03:51 GMT -8
"You just had to say it. 'Fight in the shade' my ass."
You have been assigned to the unit charged with capturing the Hulk, and he was right: you don't like him when he's angry.
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Post by Gabriel Angellos on Nov 21, 2013 12:05:26 GMT -8
"It' a good thing I am in a tank."
You are flying through space and there is a blackhole ahead of you.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 21, 2013 13:54:27 GMT -8
"Ah. Finally back home."
Akira, and you're the girl about to be crushed.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 22, 2013 17:45:36 GMT -8
Fuck cyberpunk.
The year is 2537. August ninth to be exact. You are part of Alpha company alongside 300 other Spartan III's. Your mission is to shut down the enemy Plasma Reactors thus destroying the ship building facilities there. After a week of brutal fighting you and your unit are pinned down. You take a needler shard to the chest. Before it explodes you say.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 17:48:10 GMT -8
"I liked COD better anyway."
You are an alien. The Doctor has given you a chance to leave earth alone, but you decided to press you luck anyway. This will not end well for you.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 22, 2013 18:15:34 GMT -8
"EXTERMINATE!"
You're experimenting with autoerotic asphyxia but realize too late that your bind is too tight to remove before blacking out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 18:21:14 GMT -8
"At least I didn't try the stockings..."
You walk into a bar with a blaster, ready to gun down everyone inside. Unfortunately, Eralam, Sin, Major are drinking and they're already pissed off.
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Lord Sinistra
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 22, 2013 23:18:14 GMT -8
"Woah, this is 10122 Second Street? I'm supposed to be at 10124 Second Street. I'll just be going..."
You were skiing through some fresh powder and get caught in an avalanche.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 23:21:59 GMT -8
"So this is what being Rob Ford feels like!"
You're strapped to the front of the space shuttle Discovery as it starts its journey to the International Space Station.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 23:23:45 GMT -8
"I can see my house from here."
You are about to be sliced in half by a closing blast door.
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Mike Frantz
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Post by Mike Frantz on Nov 22, 2013 23:42:33 GMT -8
"Be sure to get my good side"
You are about to be stabbed by an extremely stealthy ninja assassin.
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Post by Gabriel Angellos on Nov 22, 2013 23:48:00 GMT -8
"You sneaky, sneaky...."
You walk into the castle in the Lonely Mountain and realize too late that Smaug is sitting right in front of the door, awake.
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