Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 23, 2013 5:04:54 GMT -8
Who's a nice fire drake?
You have punched the pony/choked the chicken/another alliteration for fapping, one to many times today, somehow this causes you to die.
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Eremiel
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Post by Eremiel on Nov 23, 2013 7:34:28 GMT -8
I think I took their insult too literally...
The world unites into one government, and the first law they pass is to outlaw any music that is not 'mainstream'. The same trash constantly plays and it drives you so insane you are about to commit suicide.
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Atton Kaelan
Crew of the Wayward Son
You're not allowed to name the star destroyer after your junk, Adi.
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Post by Atton Kaelan on Nov 23, 2013 17:39:25 GMT -8
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER.
You've been selected as Tribute for your district for the Hunger Games. You're in the arena and there are several heavily armed young men and women surrounding you. You're going to be slaughtered.
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Nov 23, 2013 18:50:29 GMT -8
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Post by Randolph Beviin on Nov 23, 2013 18:50:29 GMT -8
Can't we just play jacks instead?
You are playing in the NHL and take a throat to your treachea while also having the artery in your leg cut by a skate. Unable to actually speak you think or telekinetically scream
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Atton Kaelan
Crew of the Wayward Son
You're not allowed to name the star destroyer after your junk, Adi.
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Post by Atton Kaelan on Nov 23, 2013 20:15:18 GMT -8
Norm Green sucks!!
You're sitting on your couch when a Gate to Oblivion opens outside your house. Daedra are pouring out in an endless horde and are about to burn down your neighborhood.
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The Major
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Nov 23, 2013 23:08:18 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 23, 2013 23:08:18 GMT -8
"keeeeeewwwwl!"
You are trapped in a subway tunnel and the big rats attack.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 7:49:16 GMT -8
"Oh, hello. Aren't you just a cute litt- AAAAGH!"
You have incurred the wrath of Sinistra by referring to her as "Lady" no less than five times in the last sentence.
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Lord Sinistra
Retired High Councilor 
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 24, 2013 8:36:04 GMT -8
"Why do you have spoon? What's tha- AAAGH!"
You have hidden Eralam's liquor.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Nov 24, 2013 8:51:56 GMT -8
"Ha! What now, Bitch. Oh. I see I went too far. Well, that suc- *!BANG!*"
You have successfully sneaked up behind Caed, and you've just pulled a dirty gym sock over his head. He doesn't know you.
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Xeonon Solomon
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Nov 24, 2013 12:14:30 GMT -8
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Nov 24, 2013 12:14:30 GMT -8
Smell ya later loser
You are in the remake of Dawn of the Dead. The one where the zombies are not a slow shuffling horde but rather a quick scary as shit thing.
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Post by Gabriel Angellos on Nov 24, 2013 12:46:26 GMT -8
"The first movie was a lie... aghhhhh"
You are about to be killed by being turned to solid gold.
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The Major
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Nov 24, 2013 13:27:35 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 24, 2013 13:27:35 GMT -8
"Inside reflects the outside."
You are about to be buried alive in a room full of gold coins.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 14:38:55 GMT -8
"Behold! The crushing weight of success."
You are about to drown in a tank full of fetid baby shit.
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Atton Kaelan
Crew of the Wayward Son
You're not allowed to name the star destroyer after your junk, Adi.
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Post by Atton Kaelan on Nov 24, 2013 20:14:03 GMT -8
"I'm about to drown in a tank full of fetid baby shit. That's....not funny at all."
You just stole the Dragonborn's sweetroll.
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Lord Sinistra
Retired High Councilor
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Post by Lord Sinistra on Nov 24, 2013 20:22:37 GMT -8
"I used to be an adventurer like you then I developed a crippling addiction to candy crush."
You're unnamed character in Jurassic Park, and the raptors have you cornered.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2013 20:30:55 GMT -8
"C'mon guys, you're no bigger than chickens in real life. Surely we could AGGRHG"
You are a security dude at a Ke$ha concert. You're minding your own business and contemplating stabbing your ears with nails when you notice a bit of glitter on your hand. Turns out, you accidentally brushed up against her earlier, and now, a foul smelling rot is traveling up your arm. It gets more gruesome every time it hears something auto tuned.
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Panno
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Nov 25, 2013 14:04:10 GMT -8
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Post by Panno on Nov 25, 2013 14:04:10 GMT -8
Well at least I die... FABULUS!
You are crawling through an attic full of Zonolite.
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The Major
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Nov 25, 2013 19:11:56 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 25, 2013 19:11:56 GMT -8
"Ignorance is bliss, cause I don't know what zonolonolith is."
You get cancer. Bad cancer.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2013 19:30:10 GMT -8
"I knew I shouldn't have snorted all that asbestos."
You have accidentally walked into the JvS women's locker room. You are a male.
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The Major
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Nov 25, 2013 20:15:33 GMT -8
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Post by The Major on Nov 25, 2013 20:15:33 GMT -8
"Finally! Oh, fuck you guys. I'm not dying until my rape count equates to my body count."
You are a candle. You've been lit.
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