Foyle's Flustercucks: Recruitment and Planning

Due to your faction's classification by multiple factions as a terrorist organization, cooperation will not be possible at this time.

I'll grant that hostile actions in a fleet battle are more along the lines of the work of a hostile nation/state actor or hired mercenaries, but that mess of Yavin? Might be a stretch, but not much of one. I think a classification as a well armed terrorist group doesn't quite venture into the realm of ridiculous.

Even if it didn't, I'd be a fool to do business with you, given the reputation you hold. Getting lumped into the same lump would be disastrous for a startup business.

If that weren't enough, the OOC reputation of your faction is appalling. I understand that there are two sides to every story, but to paraphrase, if you meet an asshole, you met an asshole. If you spend all day running into assholes, you're probably the asshole. Going purely on reputation, I'd wager you spend an inordinate amount of time cursing the assholes of the world.

If such a time that that reputation has been rehabilitated according to sources that meet my standards were to occur, I will happily consider a joint venture. Until that time, I bid you farewell.

Apparently, being polite didn't do the job, so I will be blunt.

No.

Not only no, but hell no.

You and yours are truly painful to read, not in the least because of the crippling arrogance necessary to assume that fully three quarters of the site don't like you simply because you're pretty. You, sir, are arrogant, patronizing, and woefully ignorant of where you truly stand in the universe, and every experience I've had with your faction, with any of your writers or any of my alts, has been miserably unpleasant.

Any further reply is both unnecessary and unwelcome.

Oops.

No matter.

The answer remains the same.

If you want jobs, Juvex Import Exports is hireing able merc groups.

Narratively focussed? I am not sure. As narratively focussed as one needs to be?

I dont mean to be rude, Anni, when I said groups, I meant Foyles. I also do employ single agents/operatives though. Check out the Juvex I/E ooc planning threads.

Oh. Well, that would be up to Foyle. I can't really tell his group what to do. I could. But judging from his interactions and his profile picture I would get machine gunned/carbined.

*Whoops. Was too slow.

So just two people? I don't mind if there's character development.

Forgive the Major. She has issues, but we're working to contain those. Some shiny keys and a pouch of catnip worked for weeks last time. I'll throw in a laser pointer and see what happens this go round.

Well, if you want to give it a shot, shoot me a PM and we'll see what we can cook up.