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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 22, 2016 4:47:06 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Manaan goes round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright I got dizzy writing that one.
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 22, 2016 4:57:20 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: This is an important educational, yes I can put important and educational together in the same sentence. And furthermore I was raised among and by the IF yet, unlike An Tiarna, I understand the equation below. Example I tried to explain Pi to the Old Man. He thought that it was the number of the Beast and subsequently burnt all mathematical literature - on the planet. Then came the subsequent execution of math teachers... banning of mathematics from the Manaan public school system..... From all this came the inevitable drop in the educational standard of Manaan children. Please excuse me for a moment while I get a Kleenex or 10. Alright. They say that it's a good thing to cry daily. Happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts. Grandpa says that"love thy neighbor" is merely a misinterpretation from Hebrew to English; way he sees things it could just as easily translate as: "bomb thy neighbor" Well... that certainly sheds more light on why Mórrígan needs a psychiatrist. Alright, while I dispose of yet another Kleenex box do some math.
The Radius is the distance from the centre to the edge.
The Diameter starts at one side of the circle, goes through the centre and ends on the other side.
The Circumference is the distance around the edge of the circle.
And here is the really cool thing:
When we divide the circumference by the diameter we get 3.141592654...
which is the number π (Pi)
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 22, 2016 11:28:45 GMT -8
*Would claim this as an Mórrígan OoC Moment but nothing can rival the mighty IF on an average day*
-Mórrígan OoC-
::Hit it boys!!::
*A convo between two ships finely illustrated the state the art intergalactic Comm. system used by the IF and excellence of their officers*
-Comm. Officer-
::Captain?::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::Yo, what up?::
-Comm. Officer-
::What?::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::I don’t know, you rang me::
-Comm. Officer-
::To whom am I speaking?::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::This is Captain Soontobegreased. What may I do for you?::
-Comm. Officer-
::Umm we ah need your position::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::Well right now I’m sitting down::
-Comm. Officer-
::Sir!!!::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::Whoww; about a nine on the tension scale::
-Comm. Officer-
::Sir!!! What is your position????-
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::Don’t raise your voice to me!::
-Comm. Officer-
::Please Captain::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::OK… This isMaaaana.... Manaa? no, Manna (Hebrew: מָן) or al-Mann wa al-Salwa (Arabic: المَنّ و السلوى, Kurdish: gezo, Persian: گزانگبین), sometimes or archaically spelled mana, is an edible substance that, according to the Bible and the Quran, God provided for the Israelites during their travels in the desert.... Isn’t that nice?::
-Comm Officer-
::Sir!!!! What is your position!!!???!!!???::
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::You know, this ain't easy. I was never happy as a child. You ever fall in the mud only to get kicked in the ribs... by a steal boot? Forget that analogy, stupid, nobody, well very few people have....::
-Comm Officer-
::Captain have you lost your mind???::
*A sharp response flew back over the comm*
-Captain Soontobegreased-
::How do you think that I got this job?::
*Voice growing tense (as one can tell by the screw up in font color)*
-Comm Officer-
:: Captain!!! We need is your position?::
*Heavy grunt heard over the comm*
-Captain Soontobegreased-
:: Well that’s a personal question::
*Voice growing ever more strained*
-Comm Officer-
:: Captain – what is your position!?!::
*With a deep exhale*
-Captain Soontobegreased-
:: You just don’t let up – do you?::
-Comm Officer-
:: Someone relieve Captain Soontobegreased!::
*A shot ringing out could be heard over the comm. link*
-Dude who shot Captain Soontobegreased-
:: Done sir::
*Now clearly rattled comm. Officer*
-Comm. Officer-
::Thannnkkk... you..... Position... pleeaaaase??::
*The response came back with lightning speed*
-Dude who shot Captain Soontobegreased-
::23 North/47E. Over::
*A deep sigh came over the comm..*
-Comm. Officer-
::Thank you; over::
*The Comm. link cut and all went back to silent*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 22, 2016 14:02:43 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Ok. The planet Felucia. Let's drop the a and replace it with o. Ouch, that just ain't right. Play with it... wrong phrase maybe. Try and say it that way. Nasty!
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 22, 2016 17:38:06 GMT -8
 Mórrígan OoC Moment:: I am so bored on this stupid planet look what I have been reduced to? Big mouth down there enjoying his retirement is half the reason that I get stuck doing this crap. Well... it is voluntary but he doesn't leave you with many options. Now Donald and Mickey chopping each other up and the Hilarious Hillbillies House or whatever the Whills call their pad, that has potential. Oh there I go shamelessly prostituting another brilliant IF prank. Well I need a smoke or ten. Be back
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 22, 2016 18:37:07 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Time for a song ol An Tiarna wrote just for Whill Ervis... who he calls Elvis.... This is the Thyferrian Whill Billies:
Come and listen to a story that an admin said
A poor Thyferrian, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was rooting for some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Bacta that is, healing gold Thyferrian tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Elvis' was millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Elvis move away from there"
Said "Tython is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the shuttle and flew off to see
Whills, that is. Swimmin pools, funky powers
Well now tis time to say good bye to Elvis and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Whillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
Shit!!
OoC:
ATD's fleet.... All fueled up and loaded with enough firepower to level a planet... beleive me, that one I know from experience....
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 23, 2016 4:03:47 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: (If An Tiarna did not add this to his Sithmas songs he should be ashamed of himself.....)
Snashing through the Hoth snow
On an Imperial motored trike
Over the Jedi we go
Kicking over bikes
Blood on wheels leave
A trail of blood red
Oh what fun it is to kick
A Jedi in the head
Straight from hell
Straight from hell
Straight from hell
we came!
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 23, 2016 4:17:40 GMT -8
Big Q.... This will inspire thinking: Ok If An Tiarna is considered competent enough to handle even a cyber-fleet of ships why must a child be over three to play safely with a star wars figure??
ATD's fleet.... All fueled up and loaded with enough firepower to level a planet... beleive me, that one I know from experience....
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 24, 2016 16:47:10 GMT -8
*A small useless frieghter full of dweebs rolls into Manaan orbit. After the necessary three hails without a response IF guns open up wasting it and anything inside it. Whooo hooo.... Let the blood fly!!!!!!!!! And check out this little didity; reminds me of An Tiarna. Oh and a little OoC for the ignorant out there - chech out the pipes on Sonny!!!!!!!!!!!!! That very real reach on Mr Liston there - 84' - ouch! Where are the critics now??*
So many mouths
To feed on the farm
Sonny was the second
To the last one born
His mamma ran away
And his daddy beat him bad
And he grew up wild
Good love he never had
He had a left
Like henry's hammer
A right like betty bamalam
Rode with the muggers
In the dark and dread
And all them sluggers
Went down like lead
Well he hung with the hoods
He wouldn't stroke the fans
But he had dynamite
In both his hands
Boom bam
Like the slammer door
The bell and the can
And the bodies on the floor
Beware the bear's in town
Somebody's money says
The bear's going down
Yeah, the bear never smiles
Sonny's going down
For miles and miles
Sonny's going down
For miles and miles
The writers didn't like him
The fight game jocks
With his lowlife backers
And his hands like rocks
They didn't want to have
A bogey man
They didn't like him
And he didn't like them
Black cadillac
Alligator boots
Money in the pockets
Of his sharkskin suits
Some say the bear
Took a flop
They couldn't believe it
When they saw him drop
He had a left
Like henry's hammer
A right like betty bamalam
Rode with the muggers
In the dark and dread
And all them sluggers
Went down like lead
Joe Louis was his hero
He tried to be the same
But a criminal child
Wears a ball and chain
So the civil rights people
Didn't want him on the throne
And the hacks and the cops
Wouldn't leave him alone
Beware the bear's in town
Somebody's money says
The bear's going down
Yeah, the bear never smiles
Sonny's going down
For miles and miles
Sonny's going down
For miles and miles
At the foot of his bed
With his feet on the floor
There was dope in his veins
And a pistol on the drawer
There was no investigation
As such
He hated needles
But he knew too much
Criss-crossed
On his back
Scars from his daddy
Like slavery tracks
The second-last child
Was the second-last king
Never again was it the same
In the ring
He had a left
Like henry's hammer
A right like betty bamalam
Rode with the muggers
In the dark and dread
And all them sluggers
Went down like lead
They never could be sure
About the day he was born
A motherless child
Set to working on the farm
And they never could be sure
About the day he died
The bear was the king
They cast aside
Beware the bear's in town
Somebody's money says
The bear's going down
Yeah, the bear never smiles
Sonny's going down
For miles and miles
Sonny's going down
For miles and miles
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 24, 2016 19:07:05 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Now this is a few verses from a song I learned as wee lass on Manaan.... Oh!! Memories.... Brings tears to the eyes
The hills are alight from saturation bombing
With screams that will ring for a thousand years
The blasts sends the masses reeling
Chaos spreading like an STD in a whorehouse
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 24, 2016 19:14:02 GMT -8
*A small vessel crawls into Manaan orbit. Distress signals are hailed to the IF fleet. All ships open fire vaporizing the ship. Aboard the IF flagship the CO speaks*
-IF CO-
"Problem solved"
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 25, 2016 1:37:50 GMT -8
*The fleet of An Tiarna Dubh sit looking all the tranquil. Inside the ships red lights flash after the CODE RED order is relayed from the surface. The always trigger happy IF is now at the apeshit crazy stage. Guns are set on entrance lanes, trigger happy lunatics are given full freedom to fire at wil, message below is relayed every 30 seconds. Why? Somebody wants to save your sorry ass from being turned into an IF barbecue. l.... Do I really need to lay it on any thicker here??? Right! A blind man couldn't miss this and who may I ask on JvS would be shocked? "OMG!!!! The IF wanting war????" You see it too. Good. Really hope that you have a lovely evening.... Just don't ruin it for your self but strolling into this nuthouse.  *
::The IF are at CODE Red; halt or get greased::
*A song that captures everything the IF is rings out between the incessant relays of the "yaddy yaddy taddy war ugh kill" transmission*
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi
See me ride out of the sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Women to the left of me
And women to the right
Ain't got no gun
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode
I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
I'm dynamite (oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
And I'll win the fight (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T. (oi, oi, oi)
I'm a power load (oi, oi, oi)
T.N.T.
Watch me explode
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OoC
could we please try not and have one of these senseless "well the fleet wasn't here so we just cruised by" incidents. You mean "Well with nobody online we did whatever we felt like doing." Somebody likes Manaan that much? Not a problem; NPC yourself through the typical "blah blah blah they did this, looked at that, love of God! Don't probe there!... That hurt and my voice went up a few octaves" and then go RP with the Fishpeople and drunk lunatics to your pretty little heart's content. Wow figuring that out was a lot easier than having to write it out. I don't even remember who i am never mind where.
Nearly forgot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OoC:
ATD's fleet Yes that's ATD, not STD (I near pis myself laughing when that acronym pops up now)
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
Don't those names just make you want to close your eyes and scream: "harder! please! harder!!!!!!!"
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Post by Di Fastski on Jan 25, 2016 16:40:11 GMT -8
*Five Sentinels entered Manaan orbit and quietly made the jump to hyperspace*
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 25, 2016 19:27:51 GMT -8
OoC This is a closed ongoing story building character development family viewing tragic comedy days of the week drunken party whhhooo hhooooo. ohh ya we have a fleet. and we play with it! Yayyyhhh hey look above! It's that dead dude
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 25, 2016 20:05:03 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Here's a little number for ya.... Now think of Granddaddy belting this out!
Hey ?do it now ?yeah hey
Yeah, once I was a boogie singer playin' in a rock roll band
I never had no problems, yeah ?burnin' down the one night stands
And everything around me, yeah ?got to start to feelin' so low
And I decided quicklyyes, I did?to disco down and check out the show
Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
(Hey,hey) till you die ?yeah, yeah
Well, I tried to understand this??Yeah, huh, I thought that they were out of
Their minds
How could I be so foolish,How could I?tonight's the hours, the one behind
So still I kept on fightin'??Wow, loosin' every step of the way (Yeah, what'd you
Do?)
I said, I must go back thereGot to go backand check to see if things still
The same
Yeah, they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die?
Till you die??(Yeah) Wow, till you die
(Come on ?Play some electrified funky music)
Hey, wait a minuteNow first it wasn't easy changin' rock n' roll and minds
And things were getting shaky??I thought I'd have to leave it behind
Oh, but now its so much betterIt's so much betterI'm funkin out in ev-er-y
Way
But-I'll never lose that feelin'No I won't?Of how I learned my lesson that
Day
When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die??oh, till you die
(They shouted, Play that funky music) Play that funky music
(Play that funky music) Got to keep on??Play that funky music
(Play that funky music) Pl--AY that funky music
(Play that funky music) Wanna take ya higha now
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, yeah
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, yeah
OoC permission to post this fleet... OoC... in my OoC post... that hurt.
ATD's fleet.... if you can find a hyperspace lane, we have and have guns all over that... not like it means jack because those hyperspace lanes are clogged with so many levels of clsed RP tape an SSD would bounce straight over to Tython
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 8:06:13 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment::
"This is for all out there in the JvS uni.... Hit it boys!"
War, huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, oh hoh, oh
War huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again y'all
War, huh good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
Oh, war, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of story lines
War means tear to thousands of pages
When their pens hit the paper to write
I said
War, huh good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, just say it again
War whoa Lord
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker
Oh war, is an enemy to all storylines
The thought of war blows my mind
War has caused unrest within the younger RP generation
Induction, then destruction who wants to die?!?!
War, good God, y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it, say it, say it
War, uh huh, yeah, huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, it's got one friend that's the undertaker
Oh, war has shattered many young man's dreams
Made him disabled bitter and mean
Life is much to short and precious to spend fighting wars these days
War can't give life it can only take it away, ooh
War, huh, good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
War, whoa, Lord
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
War, friend only to the undertaker
Peace love and understanding tell me
Is there no place for them today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way
War, huh, good God y'all
What is it good for?
You tell 'em, say it, say it, say it, say it
War, good Lord, huh
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it, nothing
War, it ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 8:22:51 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: "Oh takes but a few seconds reading the sorry treatment of the English language to get a few hours of laughter.... Today's lesson boys and girls is on the use, or improper use of the English language. One of the wonderful parts of this app is having people believe that you're an illiterate moron than watch "
Enclave:
a portion of territory within or surrounded by a larger territory whose inhabitants are culturally or ethnically distinct.
a place or group that is different in character from those surrounding it.
Conclave:
In the Roman Catholic Church the assembly of cardinals for the election of a pope
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 8:41:51 GMT -8
O0C:
ATD's fleet.... Still hanging dormant in the heavenly sky (yes, i know 'orbit) for what reason we know not why.....
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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Post by Mórrígan Dubh on Jan 26, 2016 14:19:25 GMT -8
Mórrígan OoC Moment::Ahhh…. Restrooms. Rarely see those in movies…. I hear a legend of how when Mickey is telling Rockey just how retarded – his words – Adrian is and just how much of a bum Rockey is in a unforgettable part of that classic, Rockey says “Yo, I gotta use da John” Love it. Now….
Here’s a little tale of the IF…. Was just a wee baby when An Tiarna and the gang came back after laying Kaskyyk to waste…. How did Uncle Pyros put it? Yes, "the way we shelled that place Wookies should have been hideous freaks with hair and skin falling off for hundreds of years from the aftermath of that mess….." Strange… orbital bombardment became illegal on the app following that mess that many like to claim as their victory…. Auntie Aria, whose head ole An Tiarna chopped off just to sneak her in with Feral, on the ground, our ‘inside man’ running around planting bombs allll over the surface like confetti flying around at a wedding. The IF riddling the place with fire…. And… and the epic part, being that the whole intention was to blow up the Kaskyyk Academy, was the moment that just to show us they blew it up…. themselves. But the real epic part was how An Tiarna said “cease fire; they did our jobs for us…..” How I love my family….
And as I rattle on the IF fleet sits guarding entry lanes into orbit, which means jack because we are in a closed RP. Anyway a tune cranks out across the dark dead quite void space, of orbit not that between An Tiarna’s ears. Gotta love the Band….*
Oh, the streets of Rome are filled with rubble,
ancient footprints are everywhere.
You could almost think that you're seeing double,
On the cold, dark night on the Spanish Stairs.
Gotta hurry on back to my hotel room,
Where I got me a date with a pretty little girl from Greece.
She promised she'd be there with me,
When I paint my masterpiece.
Oh, the hours we spent, inside the Coliseum.
Dodging lions, and a-wasting time,
oh those mighty kings of the jungle, I could hardly stand to see 'em
Yes it sure has been a long, hard drive.
Train wheels a-running thru the back of my memory,
When I ran on a hilltop following a pack of wild geese,
Someday everything is gonna sound like a rhapsody
When I paint my masterpiece.
Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola,
Oh to be back in the land of, Coca-cola.
Well I left Rome, and landed in Brussels,
On a plane ride so bumpy that I almost cried,
Clergy men in uniform, and young girls pulling mussels,
Everyone was there to greet me when I stepped inside,
Newspaper men eating candy,
Had to be held down by big police.
Someday, its gonna be different,
When I paint my masterpiece.
OoC permission to post this fleet... OoC... in my OoC post... this is getting painful.
ATD's fleet.... if you can find a hyperspace lane, we have already blasted you into subatomic particules... check out the big vocabulary on Mórrígan!!!! Ok... where was I? Yes. Given our new reason to even have a fleet here, that being our business ventures, here is An Tiarna's fleet. Ahhh... business..... We have a very real imaginary bank - loaded w/ imaginary $... this one will kill you - posted by some of the most respected PC's on the app. Love it when people try to pull off some blahblahblahblah please give me some cheese to go along w/ that whine thing about "where did you get all that this that and the other thing??????" Talk to the people ole An Tiarna ran into the floor RPing making all that stuff.....
'Sick' 'en' and 'ing' put together don't cut it describing that one..... Then came poor Villa half dead RL working at KDY with a thing never seen there before; actually rping making ships.... ripping his hair out actually RPing Bespin as a gas producing giant…. Wonderful writer; decent fellow. (not to knock the Bespin RPers who are an incredible active group of wonderful writers in a more action packed let's make a meal out of cloud city way; we didn’t even need so much as a wheelbarrow with some git in it holding a shotgun in orbit to protect that place; nobody so much as breathed on it….)
Whow, I do go on….
Here’s the tale of the tape…. Which really means? Nothing. Unless you’re hungry or need gas or something… we are in a closed RP aimed a character development, story building and spiritual fulfillment.
I digress. Ok…. Here’s the tale of the tape….
Acclamator III-class x2
Enforcer-class picket cruiser x6
Crusader-class Corvette x3
Ardent-class fast frigate x8
Sentinel-class shuttle x4
Eta-2 Actis interceptor x 1
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*& the still warm carcass of Captain Soontobegreased is ejected into orbit. IF guns summarily begin to take target practice on the body. Within seconds the remains of Captain Soontobegreased are blasted into subatomic particles. OUCH!!!! Ain't we all that! And dig the funky font style and color..... & check out the emperor!!! Yea; I rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Mórrígan OoC Moment:: I am so bored on this stupid planet look what I have been reduced to? Big mouth down there enjoying his retirement is half the reason that I get stuck doing this crap. Well... it is voluntary but he doesn't leave you with many options. Now Donald and Mickey chopping each other up and the Hilarious Hillbillies House or whatever the Whills call their pad, that has potential. Oh there I go shamelessly prostituting another brilliant IF prank. Well I need a smoke or ten. Be back 
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