Xeonon Solomon
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 23, 2013 18:57:37 GMT -8
They no longer are complete arses. However now they are Dilophasaurus's. Its weird one second they are human the next they are dinosaurs from the early Jurassic period. They still retain their human intellect and unlike in the film they are not small nor do they shoot poison goo. Rather they are larger than most humans and at least 6 times as deadly, whenever they are pissed off they devour the solider who did it and soon the army is only comprised of dinosaurs due to a low irritation level.
I wish that dinosaurs did not have feathers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2013 23:35:36 GMT -8
Dinosaurs did not have feathers, but they did sparkle. It was fabulous.
I wish for an excuse.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 24, 2013 4:18:50 GMT -8
You've got it. You use it. People laugh at your hubberblubber.
I wish this eagle would just let me take a picture of it and stop flying away from me like a dillhole.
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Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jun 24, 2013 5:26:10 GMT -8
It lets you take a picture of it however its size is to small to tell what it is, its pose is great, but it is not in the center of the shot. In fact you didnt get it doing anything exciting so your points on it suck.
I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in the land of heart.
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Post by The Major on Jun 24, 2013 13:45:36 GMT -8
Wow, that actually happened in real life. Thanks a lot, Jerk.
Granted, you fly with dragons in the land of heart, but they are bringing you there to eat you -right now.
I wish for a super duper.
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Post by Silhouette Ordo on Jun 24, 2013 14:18:50 GMT -8
You get your super duper, but it wasn't for what you wanted, instead you get a super duper Eralam Apocalypse as he takes over your world.
I wish I was playing poker with Major, Diva, Eralam, Gukky and Atia all at the same table. (If that isn't a killer combination I don't know what is?)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 21:08:21 GMT -8
We're all at the same table. This is great until you realize that you're playing poker with Major, Diva, Eralam, Gukky and Atia all at the same table. One tries to subjugate you, one tries to eat you, the robot has a truly unreadable poker face, Gukky is too busy surgically removing your pinky toe to play cards, and Atia cloaks every time she gets a bad hand.
I wish I knew who brought the coffee pot into the tower. This is kinda awesome.
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Diva, from Aeons Torn
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jun 25, 2013 4:13:51 GMT -8
You do, it's the new guy. You ask him about it, and then he says mixing old discharge with the coffee makes it taste great. Go ahead, Era, have another mug of coagulated blood.
I wish my beer wasn't running out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2013 4:18:43 GMT -8
Your beer isn't running out. It already ran out, there's a difference. It was tasty though.
I wish I had beer.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 25, 2013 7:42:43 GMT -8
*Zip, Wizz, Zip*
A special beer, from me to you - with foam.
I wish I had a way of capturing the facial expression of the person reading that.
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The Major
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Post by The Major on Jun 25, 2013 8:07:28 GMT -8
You do, it mostly looks like the glowing eye, chainsaw tooth thing. But this smile is a little less intense, and a little more amused.
I wish I was a Whill.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 25, 2013 8:21:07 GMT -8
Welcome to a very special Hell. Of bureaucracy. Nothing special.
I wish that I could figure out how to make a botnet.
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Post by The Major on Jun 25, 2013 8:43:21 GMT -8
You do, but nobody will wear it.
I wish I could knit together a new hat.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 25, 2013 8:58:49 GMT -8
You do! Out of old, greasy plastic bags. But in a great origami pattern. Very beggar-chic.
I wish I could start my own clothing line.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2013 8:59:51 GMT -8
You could. You're just too lazy.
I wish for more cowbell.
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Post by Gukky on Jun 25, 2013 9:14:59 GMT -8
Obligatory  Its very loud and incredibly close. I wish for a cure for cancer. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2013 9:22:28 GMT -8
You have a cure for cancer. It comes in a wide variety of calibers and powder loads. I recommend a .44 magnum.
I wish for a spot of tea.
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Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jun 25, 2013 9:30:53 GMT -8
 Reusable! For you Eralam. I wish that I had more shocked Patricks. |
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Post by Silhouette Ordo on Jun 25, 2013 13:33:47 GMT -8
 You got them. Wishes she had more shocked homer simpsons. |
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Post by The Major on Jun 25, 2013 15:57:30 GMT -8
You'll get them eventually.
I wish someone else does the work.
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