Gukky
Member
I remember... The Major.
Posts: 1,052 
Affiliation: FOR SCIENCE!
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Gukky on Jul 7, 2013 0:27:08 GMT -8
Neither did you.
Four wishes!
I wish that I could start a band, with Major, Eralam and myself. Hmm, who could be backup vocalists?
I wish that I was the CEO of a powerful financial corporation.
I wish for an Metal Gear REX.
I wish that my corruption description comes in one coherent paragraph.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959 
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jul 7, 2013 6:37:30 GMT -8
Granted, but our backup vocalists are every person we wronged in life, and they aim to get revenge in front of a live audience. This causes the band to split up after we kill the lot of the losers, causing us to be wanted in 24 nations. Due to this we take aliases for the sake of survival, and you end up working at a Walmart in Jamaica Bay, Queens, NY. In five years of sucking retail dust you turn heads, and rise through the ranks into the executive branch until you become the CEO of Walmart. You then use your vast riches to fund a Metal Gear REX project, and develop your own variant of the combat mech. However, you should have known better than to take a part of any team that includes the Major. She betrays your identity to the superpowers, collects a hearty sum from the information trade, and reveals the location of your prized REX project. A coalition is mustered and attacks your base. You of course enter your REX and defend it for as long as you can, but you end up dying in a hail of bullets, like a boss. You go down in the history books as the greatest madman of the 21st century -a man who would have destroyed the world with his greed, thus you become a taboo subject and a trope like Stalin, Hitler, Elizabeth, or Khan. However, some people do argue that it is, "Better to live a day as a lion, than a thousand as a lamb," and cite you as an exemplar of that principle.
I wish I was brave enough to go sky diving.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 6:47:05 GMT -8
You are brave enough to go skydiving, but unlucky enough to go splat.
I wish for...actually, I'm good. I wish the next person a good day.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jul 7, 2013 8:22:26 GMT -8
I have a grand day, one of greatest. Everybody else is dying on the outside and inside and I'm overcome with Schadenfreude to the point of trembling with ecstasy.
I wish for a new phone with all the bells and whistles.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 11:27:08 GMT -8
You have a new phone with all the bells and whistles. All of them. As in, every single bell and/or whistle ever made. It's roughly the size of New Mexico.
I wish for a nice glass of whiskey. That would be a good way to end the day.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jul 7, 2013 12:58:50 GMT -8
When are you going to learn? You get an empty glass with the words, "Nice whiskey," scribbled on the side with magic marker.
I wish to pass my wish.
|
|
Xeonon Solomon
The First Order
Posts: 2,206
Affiliation: First Order
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jul 7, 2013 17:07:52 GMT -8
You pass your wish, however it is fumbled nd the other person gets it
I wish that I dont need no book learning and all the letters I need to know are U A and A
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jul 7, 2013 20:02:31 GMT -8
Granted, you wake up tomorrow morning and everything proceeds as usual for you.
Do you get it?
I wish for love dynamic.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 21:33:06 GMT -8
You get "love dynamic." It's essentially an STD that makes you spout off the worst sort of romantic drivel to the object of your affections.
I wish that my alcohol wishes weren't so easily corruptible.
|
|
Gukky
Member
I remember... The Major.
Posts: 1,052
Affiliation: FOR SCIENCE!
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Gukky on Jul 7, 2013 21:38:29 GMT -8
Granted. But then your life descends into boredom.
I wish Eralam got infected with that STD from Kuroro.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 21:52:19 GMT -8
I did. Um, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to say it: you should probably get tested. Sorry.
I wish to know what the fuck just happened.
|
|
Gukky
Member
I remember... The Major.
Posts: 1,052
Affiliation: FOR SCIENCE!
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Gukky on Jul 7, 2013 22:00:43 GMT -8
That can be arranged, but ask yourself, do you really want to know.
I wish Eralam would ask me to tell him.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 22:10:53 GMT -8
Ok, I'm asking.
I wish you'd keep it to yourself anyway.
|
|
The Major
Member
Also known as Sailor Titan
Posts: 5,959
Affiliation: Fallanassi
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by The Major on Jul 7, 2013 22:50:39 GMT -8
And like that my ears are pricked up.
Granted, but non.
I wish, but nay.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2013 22:52:36 GMT -8
But nay. But neigh? Butt neigh. You're a horse's arse now.
I wish I was capable of coherent thought at the moment.
|
|
Gukky
Member
I remember... The Major.
Posts: 1,052
Affiliation: FOR SCIENCE!
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Gukky on Jul 8, 2013 8:20:58 GMT -8
You are - I'll be sure to make you regret it.
Well, you're important Eralam - special even. So, someone asks me to do them a favour. Because you're so special, it involves you.
I wish someone told me to stop.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 8:21:59 GMT -8
Racks a round into the chamber.
Stop.
I wish that actually had a chance of success.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2013 11:18:53 GMT -8
Wish granted it does have a chance of success, sadly the chance if success is not equal to the chance of failure so it fails, you fail, you then try to kill your self but you also fail at that, you live the remainder of your days realising that you fail at life, death and everything in between.
I wish that my wish would not be a wish, but the not wish be a fish so that the fish can wish for a wish that in turn it will wish for me to have a consecutive wish that turns into a paradox and thus this cycle continues for ever more and ends the corruption of wishes. Since this wish has to be granted before it can be corrupted this wish is unbreakable.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Twins - Slade and Tarak on Jul 8, 2013 12:09:15 GMT -8
Your wish is not a wish, therefore cannot be wished.
I wish.
|
|
Xeonon Solomon
The First Order
Posts: 2,206
Affiliation: First Order
Traffic Light: Blue
|
Post by Xeonon Solomon on Jul 8, 2013 12:28:19 GMT -8
Your wish is granted, you receive a period even if you are male. It seems that male members of your family turn into females at however old you are while the females do the opposite.
I wish that I didnt feel so sick.
|
|
