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Post by Gukky on Jul 6, 2013 6:15:11 GMT -8
Granted. They make you Minister of the Post Office. The mail gets through until the next coup.
I wish that I could have my own banana republic.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 6:17:16 GMT -8
You have your own banana republic...store. You sell clothes to spoiled rich kids.
I wish that I could punch the resident spoiled rich kids here with impunity.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 6, 2013 6:36:06 GMT -8
Why not? You're just another dirty tan soldier. Who are they going to finger?
I wish that someone would come along and finish corrupting your wish.
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 7:03:04 GMT -8
Granted, the corruption involves hipsters adopting the pipe as a form of expression.
I wish they would stop making every fight new 52 Batgirl takes a part in ends with her being punched if the face.
Seriously, even Batwoman punched her in the face, and made her throw up.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 6, 2013 7:25:22 GMT -8
I wish that we'd all give up on western comics. All hail Manga!
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 7:47:11 GMT -8
I wish certain rag eaters called Gukky would admit you could and can read both.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 7:50:39 GMT -8
A certain rag eater known as Gukky does. But it's a different one altogether.
I wish you fuckers would stop mucking about with the format.
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 8:02:39 GMT -8
Granted, but nobody knows which fuckers nor which format.
I wish there was the Tin Princess used the amber spyglass.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 8:04:57 GMT -8
There is, but they'll still never get around to making the movie. Not that that's a bad thing after Golden Compass...
I wish for a roll of duct tape.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 6, 2013 8:57:33 GMT -8
I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff Eralam. No matter - let's get started.
I wish for a chair.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 9:13:33 GMT -8
You have a chair. It hates you though. Hates you bad enough to kill itself rather than let you sit on it. Now you have no chair.
I wish for a soldering iron.
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 9:50:14 GMT -8
You've got it, but someone who is wary of you air dropped it for you -over your head.
I wish for a fire hose.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 9:53:32 GMT -8
You have a fire hose. In fact, you're tied up with a fire hose, one that's hooked up to a fire hydrant. All I have to do is turn this knob here...
I wish for a liter of Jack Daniels.
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 13:12:22 GMT -8
What an interesting way to commit to someone's death.
Granted, you have an empty liter of Jack Daniels.
I wish we started putting our military budget into conquest instead of this crap we have now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 13:17:06 GMT -8
They start spending the money on conquest. And, joy of joys, they put me in charge. Wanna sign up?
I wish they started putting our military budget to use intelligently.
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 15:08:52 GMT -8
Granted, I am made the leader of it all. Congratulations, World, I both am intelligent and have a lot of great ideas.
I wish this sangria wasn't so tasty. It almost makes me feel bad for people in the world who can't enjoy such refreshment, such as people stuck in the desert for a few months.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 15:12:42 GMT -8
It isn't so tasty. That may or may not be my fault. Jerk.
I wish I had booze too.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 6, 2013 16:10:13 GMT -8
You have liver cirrosis.
Why do you guys work when I'm asleep? I wish the timezones were switched.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2013 16:11:32 GMT -8
They're switched. You end up in an even worse one.
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Post by The Major on Jul 6, 2013 17:21:38 GMT -8
You didn't make a wish.
You sound like you need Autolux in your life.
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