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Post by Gukky on Jul 13, 2013 21:21:13 GMT -8
It's raining men.
I wish to have a giant pike.
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Post by The Major on Jul 14, 2013 4:38:25 GMT -8
Granted. It's your tongue as you lick up these falling men.
I wish they described if these men were in shape, good looking, etc, etc.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 4:40:33 GMT -8
They're all Chris Farley clones.
I wish my kindle was better equipped to handle light novels.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 14, 2013 4:58:18 GMT -8
Well, not quite. It only does yaoi.
I wish, no, dare, Eralam to come at me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 5:11:28 GMT -8
Your wish is granted. I bring a tank.
I wish you knew just how exciting that prospect would be.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 14, 2013 5:12:43 GMT -8
I do. It gives me cancer.
I wish Eralam's tank gets cancer.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 5:15:46 GMT -8
It does, but that just makes it angrier.
I wish to know exactly how a tank is supposed to get cancer.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 14, 2013 5:18:20 GMT -8
You use the power of imagination - its super effective and gives you cancer.
I wish that next major desease was is virgo.
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Post by The Major on Jul 14, 2013 8:39:31 GMT -8
Takedown denied. Your broken English saw to that.
I wish my actual glasses glowed —which would require the lenses to be made of glass.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 8:48:51 GMT -8
They glow impressively. The downside to this is that you can't actually see through them.
I wish my glasses weren't so beat up.
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Post by The Major on Jul 14, 2013 8:58:18 GMT -8
They aren't. You are issued contacts. Oh the migraines that await you.
I wish for winter.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 14, 2013 18:43:19 GMT -8
Nuclear winter. Oh, wait, is this really a corruption?
I wish for a new thriller to read.
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Post by The Major on Jul 14, 2013 19:40:54 GMT -8
Granted and written by Stephanie Meyer.
Wish I could see black holes with my eyes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2013 20:21:38 GMT -8
You can, but "black hole" is a euphemism.
I wish for a working aircon unit.
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Post by The Major on Jul 15, 2013 3:26:54 GMT -8
You do, but the brass reviews your intelligence scores and sends you to Tehran instead.
Wish for the simple things.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 3:28:40 GMT -8
You get simple things. Simple thumb screws, simple heated irons, ect. Sometimes the simple ways are the best.
I wish for cold.
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Post by The Major on Jul 15, 2013 3:34:51 GMT -8
You got it, Fuckmother, all the cold you can handle as I drown you in a frozen lake.
I also wish for cold.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 3:40:45 GMT -8
Good, because I'm taking you with me.
I wish I had my gas mask handy. Hygiene is something that happens to other people as far as the workers are concerned.
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Post by The Major on Jul 15, 2013 3:47:48 GMT -8
Oh damn that made me laugh. Helps to picture it. But since I'm technically still in bed, it sounded more like "kyawh kyuaa kuuuuwah" instead of hahaha.
You get the mask but your officer says you have to do an extra four hours at your current position.
I also wish for a gas mask.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2013 3:50:02 GMT -8
You get one, but I dip the filter in water, rendering it useless.
I wish I had no sense of smell.
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