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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 22:24:06 GMT -8
You get another round. In the kneecap. At least I didn't use a shotgun this time.
I wish you a pleasant day.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 22:29:33 GMT -8
I have it. It is a great day, only thing is that it's night, Idiot.
I wish for the next person to have a lovely hour.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 22:30:43 GMT -8
I have a lovely hour. Next one's not too bad either.
Wish passed on to the next person.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 22:35:36 GMT -8
You try but it lights you on fire instead.
I want to replace my teeth with enamel coated pieces of steel forged into triangular shapes.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 18, 2013 10:19:37 GMT -8
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's though of doing that. Unfortunately, you only find a Russian dentist who's willing to help you. You choose to stay with your normal, boring teeth after seeing what he's done to others.
I want more of more.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 10:20:37 GMT -8
You get more of more, but less and less of it as time goes on.
I wish for tea.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 18, 2013 10:43:19 GMT -8
Here's a cup. It's made out of dates.
I wish for a new bicycle.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 10:48:23 GMT -8
You get a new bicycle. I build it, so it has rockets.
This should be awesome, but when you have a 10 kilogram bike, a person that I'm going to assume weighs no more than 70 kilograms for the sake of convenience, and 400 kilograms of thrust, bad things happen.
I wish to destroy every palm tree in existence.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 18, 2013 11:03:46 GMT -8
The palm trees band together and ambush and kill you before your genocidal dreams are realised.
I wish that I could lead their glorious revolution.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on Jul 18, 2013 11:03:51 GMT -8
You do. It ends really quickly and easily when humanity commits mass suicide. You're all alone.
I wish for no more mutants.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 11:07:52 GMT -8
Deprived of her palm tree pogram, Chloro begins to lead the hunt to exterminate mutants. Due to a tiny one-off defect in you genetic sequence (you are slightly more prone to moles than baseline humanity) you are wiped out in her genocidal rampage.
I wish for a plan.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on Jul 18, 2013 11:09:34 GMT -8
You have a plan. It's not a very good one.
I wish for Ice Cream.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 11:11:37 GMT -8
I send you some ice cream from Egypt. It melts, and it wasn't all that good anyway.
I wish for more matches.
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Post by Dav Man'Sell on Jul 18, 2013 11:12:50 GMT -8
You get more matches. They've all been used already.
I wish the pollen would stop making my sinuses hurt.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 11:15:12 GMT -8
It stops making your sinuses hurt. Downside is, you won't be able to sit down properly til winter.
I wish for a flamethrower.
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Chloro
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Post by Chloro on Jul 18, 2013 11:15:56 GMT -8
Granted. Mind the puncture.
I wish that I had a several bricks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 11:18:35 GMT -8
You get bricks. They're very special bricks. Bricks that go boom when used with a blasting cap. Not much good for building, but I don't think you'll mind.
I wish you all a pleasant evening.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 18, 2013 11:21:47 GMT -8
You're too late for that. It's dawning over here.
I wish that I could go build someone's home with those bricks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2013 11:38:30 GMT -8
You can, but it fails to meet building codes. Wonder why.
I wish for more awesome.
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Post by Adelle Bastiel on Jul 18, 2013 11:43:11 GMT -8
You get more awesome. Too bad it's not yours.
I wish things were simpler.
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