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Post by The Major on Jul 16, 2013 15:43:33 GMT -8
Great, you got it. Little did you Know the wrappers are Gukky's old underwear after he ate from that tex-mex/dim sum restaurant. It's a smell so graphic I shant describe.
I wish people would making joke about genitals. They were funny in the sixth grade, but wear thin now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 2:25:47 GMT -8
They stop making genital jokes. It's all about the farts now.
I wish for a microwave.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 3:59:02 GMT -8
Granted but it only works on the lowest power setting.
I wish for harmony.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 4:00:52 GMT -8
You get it. She's a stripper.
I wish for a bucket if ice.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 4:17:09 GMT -8
And there it is —poured all over your back.
Wish for a picture.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 4:21:45 GMT -8
You get one, but since you were rather nonspecific and I'm ignoring context, it's Lambert's big toe.
I wish for a bucket if ice, even if it is being dumped on me.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 10:39:04 GMT -8
Well, they might as well use frozen pee for something.
Wish for a bucket of fire.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 10:49:13 GMT -8
It burns like fire, but in all the wrong places.
I wish the rest of the world could be as content as I am right now.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 10:51:33 GMT -8
They are. They are content because you have been wiped off the face of the world.
I wish someone would make it that Eralam's posts don't count to his tally. Obviously he is cheating.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 10:53:32 GMT -8
They don't count towards my tally, but they do subtract from yours.
I wish to see your face after a week's worth of being put in the negative.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 10:57:52 GMT -8
You do. I have gone over the edge. I have actually show up in front of you a month from now, smile, and shoot you to shit with an uzi. Your squadmates proceed to kill me while I roar in laughter.
I wish for you to wish for something I can destroy.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 11:01:04 GMT -8
Granted.
I wish for your happiness.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 12:16:37 GMT -8
*makes that face where the mouth points down on one side, curves upwards, then down again, and finally goes up on the other side*
Granted. I commit murder-suicide and end my story there.
Wish abstained.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 12:27:46 GMT -8
I wish to know who exactly you think you killed, aside from yourself.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 12:36:27 GMT -8
Granted.
It is the Butler. I refuse to leave him the choice of moving on. I'll meet him in Hell.
Wish abstained again.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 17, 2013 18:52:17 GMT -8
Wishful thinking. You'll need more than bleach to get that stain out.
I wish for an artillery piece. A big one. Maybe WW1 vintage.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 19:50:38 GMT -8
You get that super duper one that can only run on train tracks.
Wish for color safe bleach.
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Post by Chloro on Jul 17, 2013 22:14:53 GMT -8
You get a whole drum of it. When you open it, you find Kuroro inside, who abducts and cannibilises you.
I wish for time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2013 22:19:39 GMT -8
You get time, and times, and half a time. Now biblical scholars will pick you apart, trying to interpret what they think is some vague prophecy.
I wish for a hat.
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Post by The Major on Jul 17, 2013 22:21:47 GMT -8
Wait. Why is Kuroro eating me?
Oooooooooh!
I get it.
She's eating me.
Oh no. Somebody save me. I'm Catholic.
You have time. Lots of time. But you're trapped in Protestant church. With a hat, Eralam, you garb.
I wish for another round.
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