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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 11:53:33 GMT -8
ZING. That ZING is the result of me booby trapping your computer. Hope you like being bald.
I wish to perfect my InstaBald booby trap, on the grounds that occasionally it takes the command to take a few inches off the top a little too literally.
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Post by Diva, from Aeons Torn on Jul 20, 2013 12:13:33 GMT -8
Oh wow.
You can hurt people with computers? Math is cool!
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Post by The Major on Jul 20, 2013 18:36:11 GMT -8
No wish? Fine. Enjoy being converted into lampshade.
I wish for a final fight.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 19:16:21 GMT -8
You get one. With a blanket. Feisty little bastard doesn't want to cover your feet.
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Post by The Major on Jul 20, 2013 19:25:59 GMT -8
I don't like you, but I get a distinct feeling that you've suffered from that more than I have.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2013 19:57:06 GMT -8
...maybe.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 3:37:30 GMT -8
Granted. Now you wear socks to sleep.
I wish I understood how men can stand sleeping in socks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 3:45:17 GMT -8
You understand. Now share the secret. I can't fucking stand it.
I wish for more socks.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 4:10:36 GMT -8
Granted. They are rainbow stripped. Very cheerful.
I wish for more stripped socks.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 4:16:30 GMT -8
You get them. In fact, I give you mine. They're a bit stretched out though.
I wish for non striped socks.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 21, 2013 4:18:09 GMT -8
Now you look like Alice in The Third Reich.
I wish that Russia would be a little more Soviet and a little less wuss..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 4:20:52 GMT -8
They are. No soup for you though. Gotta love communism.
I wish for more commie bastards to shoot.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 21, 2013 5:52:11 GMT -8
Granted. Except there's so many, you run out of ammo. Then they kill you.
I wish that you'd realise that Russians aren't so bad.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 5:58:01 GMT -8
They aren't so bad. A little ketchup and they're downright tasty.
I wish that flies had just enough intelligence to realize that I've declared jihad on them.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 6:18:56 GMT -8
They do. They get the bees and escalate the war.
I wish I would get over my slightly racist stigma against people of Slavic and Russian decent.
I hear the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one.
I think I'm on the right track: I used to call them sub-human -very dangerous thought process.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 6:23:20 GMT -8
You get over your prejudices, just in time to get mugged by a Russian on the way home from work.
I wish for a new fly swatter.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 6:29:51 GMT -8
Me? Mugged? HA! That's about as likely as me shooting you from New York to Egypt with a S&W Model 39.
I wish you happiness in your fantasy land.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 6:32:06 GMT -8
My fantasy land had you as a servant. Seems appropriate.
I still wish for a new fly swatter. Broke the last one on fly #34.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 6:40:34 GMT -8
Stop pussyfooting and use your hands like a woman. Seriously, a fly swatter? Wow, the army builds them Ford tough.
I wish they would stop coddling you namby pambies.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 6:46:27 GMT -8
They stop coddling us, and everyone else. The Irish are the first to get it.
I wish to help with that particular pogrom.
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