Gukky
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Post by Gukky on Jul 21, 2013 7:22:39 GMT -8
Here's a shovel. Dig a hole and cover yourself.
I wish that army hipsters would go away.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 7:25:56 GMT -8
As they've already been quietly eliminated, that's not an issue.
I wish to add pretend doctors to the list.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 7:56:59 GMT -8
Success. Gukky is vanquished. Major remains, however, she has a doctorate.
Funny how you killed yourself off since you're an army hipster.
I wish that Buffy wasn't such a cunt.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 8:00:27 GMT -8
Buffy isn't, but you're still a grade A specimen of a cunt.
I wish for two things.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 8:27:05 GMT -8
Which are?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 8:41:36 GMT -8
You'll have to use a wish to find out.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 11:34:16 GMT -8
No sale.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 11:57:14 GMT -8
I wish we had started playing basketball just a little bit sooner. Fun, but not so much after they kill the lights.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 12:57:06 GMT -8
You get killed by a rouge basketball.
I wish for more smokes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 13:12:36 GMT -8
HAHAHA! Finally, a tobacco wish.
I get you a pack of Lucky Strikes. Unbeknownst to you, I traded the contents out. It's half Newports, half haji-made knockoff Marlboro reds. There is exactly one Lucky Strike left in the pack. But since I made them all look the same...
I wish to see the look on your face upon reading that.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 13:28:06 GMT -8
Granted. I sneered and walked away from the computer.
I wish for a quart of whiskey while I look for this Goddammned lucky strike.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 13:42:00 GMT -8
You get a quart of whiskey, which I promptly steal.
I wish you luck in finding it. It truly will be a lucky strike.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 13:54:22 GMT -8
I'm through nine of the duds and my breath REEKS, and because of no drink, my throat hurts.
I'll be talking like Dr. Girlfriend of Venture Bros in no time.
I wish I could see your apathetic face.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 13:57:44 GMT -8
You could, but you don't Skype.
I wish for the new episode of Top Gear to hurry up and finish downloading.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 13:59:18 GMT -8
I might one day. I really want to show everyone on this site my middle finger.
Granted. It downloads, but you drop your laptop again.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2013 14:00:43 GMT -8
DAMN YOU.
I wish you a sober, smokeless evening.
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Post by The Major on Jul 21, 2013 14:30:46 GMT -8
damn.
Damn.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 22, 2013 1:11:52 GMT -8
Not a damn was given.
I wish for a new liver.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2013 1:15:56 GMT -8
You get one. Diva provided it.
I wish to hurry up and finish the day.
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Post by Gukky on Jul 22, 2013 1:17:41 GMT -8
Careful. The next thing you know, there isn't a day left...
I wish that I can start an organ harvesting program with Diva as my partner.Genius
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